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By day, Justin Patchett, professional artist. By night, I do whatever I want.
Berenstein Universe transplant.
By day, Justin Patchett, professional artist. By night, I do whatever I want.
Berenstein Universe transplant.
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Imagine traveling with Tom Hanks. You know the stories, so you’re scared witless. A spacecraft that missed the moon. A cargo ship abducted my pirates. A plane that goes down over the ocean. Was he in a car accident? A train wreck? Your mind spirals, thinking of all the ways this trip could go wrong.
December 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Imagine traveling with Tom Hanks. You know the stories, so you’re scared witless. A spacecraft that missed the moon. A cargo ship abducted my pirates. A plane that goes down over the ocean. Was he in a car accident? A train wreck? Your mind spirals, thinking of all the ways this trip could go wrong.
I have not ugly cried over a piece of media as much as I just did for the series finale of Lucifer. (I’m behind; I know. Get off my back!)
And for *spoilers*’s sake: With MCR?! WITH MOTHERFUCKING MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE AS THE BACKGROUND MUSIC?!
I am eternally unwell, I will never recover from this.
And for *spoilers*’s sake: With MCR?! WITH MOTHERFUCKING MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE AS THE BACKGROUND MUSIC?!
I am eternally unwell, I will never recover from this.
December 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I have not ugly cried over a piece of media as much as I just did for the series finale of Lucifer. (I’m behind; I know. Get off my back!)
And for *spoilers*’s sake: With MCR?! WITH MOTHERFUCKING MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE AS THE BACKGROUND MUSIC?!
I am eternally unwell, I will never recover from this.
And for *spoilers*’s sake: With MCR?! WITH MOTHERFUCKING MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE AS THE BACKGROUND MUSIC?!
I am eternally unwell, I will never recover from this.
With Ryan Reaves in San Jose and Carter Hart soon to be in Vegas, can I just cheer on the zebras in tonight’s game? #GoStripesGo #LetsGoRefs
November 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
With Ryan Reaves in San Jose and Carter Hart soon to be in Vegas, can I just cheer on the zebras in tonight’s game? #GoStripesGo #LetsGoRefs
Because of the ads I’ve been getting recently, I just want to know what size boobs TikTok thinks I, a cisgender man, have.
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Because of the ads I’ve been getting recently, I just want to know what size boobs TikTok thinks I, a cisgender man, have.
Thanks to leaked messages from RFK Jr. and all my TikTok circles having an undying need to talk about some of the, uh, unpleasant details… I miss who I was yesterday.
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Thanks to leaked messages from RFK Jr. and all my TikTok circles having an undying need to talk about some of the, uh, unpleasant details… I miss who I was yesterday.
Marjorie Taylor Greene getting bullied by Trump so hard, she resigns from Congress was not a square on anyone’s Bingo card.
November 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene getting bullied by Trump so hard, she resigns from Congress was not a square on anyone’s Bingo card.
Hey, Vegas: If you need a goalie so bad, I’ve got a Hart-less option…
November 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Hey, Vegas: If you need a goalie so bad, I’ve got a Hart-less option…
And I cannot emphasize this enough: ALLEGEDLY.
November 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
And I cannot emphasize this enough: ALLEGEDLY.
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November 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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IT’S ONLY BEEN A WEEK SINCE THE WORLD SERIES?
November 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
IT’S ONLY BEEN A WEEK SINCE THE WORLD SERIES?
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Shows coming up in Huntington WV and Columbus GA.
November 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Shows coming up in Huntington WV and Columbus GA.
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oh my god they actually did it lmao
November 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
oh my god they actually did it lmao
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Ketamine makes you dumb I guess.
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Ketamine makes you dumb I guess.
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Today is the first day of the rest of the end of Andrew Cuomo's political career.
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Today is the first day of the rest of the end of Andrew Cuomo's political career.
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Cuomo Announces Plan To Govern New York City As Independent https://theonion.com/cuomo-announces-plan-to-govern-new-york-city-as-independent/
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Cuomo Announces Plan To Govern New York City As Independent https://theonion.com/cuomo-announces-plan-to-govern-new-york-city-as-independent/
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FACT-CHECK: @mehdirhasan debunks 👇🏽 a few of the lies Trump told that @60Minutes @NorahODonnell allowed to go completely unchallenged.
(Trump seemed to know there would be no pushback under Bari Weiss — Norah seemed like a hostage. #RIPCBS) zeteo.com/p/factchecki...
(Trump seemed to know there would be no pushback under Bari Weiss — Norah seemed like a hostage. #RIPCBS) zeteo.com/p/factchecki...
November 3, 2025 at 1:45 PM
FACT-CHECK: @mehdirhasan debunks 👇🏽 a few of the lies Trump told that @60Minutes @NorahODonnell allowed to go completely unchallenged.
(Trump seemed to know there would be no pushback under Bari Weiss — Norah seemed like a hostage. #RIPCBS) zeteo.com/p/factchecki...
(Trump seemed to know there would be no pushback under Bari Weiss — Norah seemed like a hostage. #RIPCBS) zeteo.com/p/factchecki...
Wild theory, but Netflix has already demonstrated its ability to distribute different versions of episodes to different users. What if they did something diabolical with Stranger Things’s final season and have one of the episodes before the breaks give different cliffhangers to different viewers?
October 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Wild theory, but Netflix has already demonstrated its ability to distribute different versions of episodes to different users. What if they did something diabolical with Stranger Things’s final season and have one of the episodes before the breaks give different cliffhangers to different viewers?
Made my last trip to Six Flags America, my local amusement park since I was a kid (then under the name Adventure World). The park closes forever next weekend.
Waited an extra half-hour for the front row of Ride of Steel because if you’re only gonna do it one more time, you’ve got to do it right.
Waited an extra half-hour for the front row of Ride of Steel because if you’re only gonna do it one more time, you’ve got to do it right.
October 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Made my last trip to Six Flags America, my local amusement park since I was a kid (then under the name Adventure World). The park closes forever next weekend.
Waited an extra half-hour for the front row of Ride of Steel because if you’re only gonna do it one more time, you’ve got to do it right.
Waited an extra half-hour for the front row of Ride of Steel because if you’re only gonna do it one more time, you’ve got to do it right.
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As a VGK fan, i very much approve these signs!! Most of us VGK fans do not want Hart on the team.
#BelieveSurvivors
#BelieveSurvivors
October 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
As a VGK fan, i very much approve these signs!! Most of us VGK fans do not want Hart on the team.
#BelieveSurvivors
#BelieveSurvivors
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Wait, Republicans said these were all violent terrorists 🤔
October 18, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Wait, Republicans said these were all violent terrorists 🤔
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Today I kicked off No Kings Day with hundreds of fired up patriots at NIH who are standing up to this lawless president.
Together we said NO to his attacks on public health.
NO to his assault on our Constitution.
NO to kings in America.
And YES to standing up for our democracy.
Together we said NO to his attacks on public health.
NO to his assault on our Constitution.
NO to kings in America.
And YES to standing up for our democracy.
Kicking off No Kings Day with fired up patriots at NIH
YouTube video by Senator Chris Van Hollen
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October 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Today I kicked off No Kings Day with hundreds of fired up patriots at NIH who are standing up to this lawless president.
Together we said NO to his attacks on public health.
NO to his assault on our Constitution.
NO to kings in America.
And YES to standing up for our democracy.
Together we said NO to his attacks on public health.
NO to his assault on our Constitution.
NO to kings in America.
And YES to standing up for our democracy.
“What do an orange and a banana have in common? Well, I don’t eat either, so there’s that. If it’s not in a Big Mac meal, that’s not for me. Not even tomatoes. I know a lot of people think they’re on a Big Mac, but they’re not. And they’re not a vegetable either. They’re fruit, apparently.” — DJT
October 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
“What do an orange and a banana have in common? Well, I don’t eat either, so there’s that. If it’s not in a Big Mac meal, that’s not for me. Not even tomatoes. I know a lot of people think they’re on a Big Mac, but they’re not. And they’re not a vegetable either. They’re fruit, apparently.” — DJT
“Oh, man. That woman wanted me to remember five words. I’m not a rememberizing person. This is like a hidden camera show, like with the great Cliff Huxtable. It’s been a while since I’ve seen him on TV… What do you mean, I got all five? Was ‘Huxtable’ one of them?” — DJT
#PersonWomanManCameraTV
#PersonWomanManCameraTV
October 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
“Oh, man. That woman wanted me to remember five words. I’m not a rememberizing person. This is like a hidden camera show, like with the great Cliff Huxtable. It’s been a while since I’ve seen him on TV… What do you mean, I got all five? Was ‘Huxtable’ one of them?” — DJT
#PersonWomanManCameraTV
#PersonWomanManCameraTV
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WATCH — @drjessicaknurick.bsky.social : “Here’s a partial list of things Trump is choosing to no longer study — food insecurity, gun violence, toxic exposures etc… Just because you don't measure it doesn't mean the problem went away. Censoring science & data collection is scary in a democracy.”
October 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
WATCH — @drjessicaknurick.bsky.social : “Here’s a partial list of things Trump is choosing to no longer study — food insecurity, gun violence, toxic exposures etc… Just because you don't measure it doesn't mean the problem went away. Censoring science & data collection is scary in a democracy.”