Wilson Maruyama
@psmw.bsky.social
Especialista em procrastinação.
Tenho uma miríade de hobbies. alguns platônicos, poucos não.
Siga-me por sua própria conta e risco
Tenho uma miríade de hobbies. alguns platônicos, poucos não.
Siga-me por sua própria conta e risco
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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habemus vídeo do nosso trompetista começando os trabalhos
November 22, 2025 at 12:25 PM
habemus vídeo do nosso trompetista começando os trabalhos
*Aula de natação*
- Wilson, qual foi seu problema agora?
- Sinto que minhas pernas afundando sozinhas e tenho de nadar na diagonal.
- Um dos motivos pode ser a densidade do músculo, você vai muito na academia?
- Eu tento. - no maior humble brag da minha vida
- Wilson, qual foi seu problema agora?
- Sinto que minhas pernas afundando sozinhas e tenho de nadar na diagonal.
- Um dos motivos pode ser a densidade do músculo, você vai muito na academia?
- Eu tento. - no maior humble brag da minha vida
July 19, 2025 at 12:04 PM
*Aula de natação*
- Wilson, qual foi seu problema agora?
- Sinto que minhas pernas afundando sozinhas e tenho de nadar na diagonal.
- Um dos motivos pode ser a densidade do músculo, você vai muito na academia?
- Eu tento. - no maior humble brag da minha vida
- Wilson, qual foi seu problema agora?
- Sinto que minhas pernas afundando sozinhas e tenho de nadar na diagonal.
- Um dos motivos pode ser a densidade do músculo, você vai muito na academia?
- Eu tento. - no maior humble brag da minha vida
Estou na paulista e o evento hare Krishna e o pokémon go fest estão com mais presença que o ato do Bolsonaro.
June 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Estou na paulista e o evento hare Krishna e o pokémon go fest estão com mais presença que o ato do Bolsonaro.
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June 15, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Estou na academia da quinta dimensão onde há fila para todas as máquinas de perna no dia que eu fiz todas as séries para os membros posteriores em 20 minutos.
June 3, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Estou na academia da quinta dimensão onde há fila para todas as máquinas de perna no dia que eu fiz todas as séries para os membros posteriores em 20 minutos.
Na 25 vende aliança com rastreador. O futuro é agora.
May 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Na 25 vende aliança com rastreador. O futuro é agora.
Você fica velho, muda de waifu e não tem o bonequinho dela para vender. Triste vida. :(
May 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Você fica velho, muda de waifu e não tem o bonequinho dela para vender. Triste vida. :(
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Depois de várias tentativas de fazer o projeto funcionar e não acontecendo nada, leio uma singela mensagem. "Wilson, você está dando yarn start no chat."
March 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Depois de várias tentativas de fazer o projeto funcionar e não acontecendo nada, leio uma singela mensagem. "Wilson, você está dando yarn start no chat."
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Little glimpse of what I've been working on all day.
I've been told countless times I'd be a far more successful YouTuber if I focused on Fantasy TTRPGs instead of Horror and Sci-Fi.
Probably true. But those games don't give me sci-fi heroes stranded on a 1950s planet battling robot-zombies.
I've been told countless times I'd be a far more successful YouTuber if I focused on Fantasy TTRPGs instead of Horror and Sci-Fi.
Probably true. But those games don't give me sci-fi heroes stranded on a 1950s planet battling robot-zombies.
March 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Little glimpse of what I've been working on all day.
I've been told countless times I'd be a far more successful YouTuber if I focused on Fantasy TTRPGs instead of Horror and Sci-Fi.
Probably true. But those games don't give me sci-fi heroes stranded on a 1950s planet battling robot-zombies.
I've been told countless times I'd be a far more successful YouTuber if I focused on Fantasy TTRPGs instead of Horror and Sci-Fi.
Probably true. But those games don't give me sci-fi heroes stranded on a 1950s planet battling robot-zombies.
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Reposted by Wilson Maruyama
Reposted by Wilson Maruyama
Reposted by Wilson Maruyama
Recomendo
Mabisyo - Hentai Jazz Deluxe [Full Album]
YouTube video by elfenlied
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February 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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We got the moves KLINGON
YouTube video by KlingonTeacher
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January 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Nunca esqueça que você comeu linguiça de sangue antes de ir ao banheiro. Você passa nervoso à toa.
January 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Nunca esqueça que você comeu linguiça de sangue antes de ir ao banheiro. Você passa nervoso à toa.
Reposted by Wilson Maruyama
Reposted by Wilson Maruyama
I keep seeing this ad for a D20 that holds a loved-one's ashes.
1: The pendant ring means you can't roll it. No gamer wants to become a useless D20.
2: Instead, have their ashes compressed into a diamond that's cut into a D20, making it treasure, functional, & likely cursed. That's what gamers want!
1: The pendant ring means you can't roll it. No gamer wants to become a useless D20.
2: Instead, have their ashes compressed into a diamond that's cut into a D20, making it treasure, functional, & likely cursed. That's what gamers want!
January 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I keep seeing this ad for a D20 that holds a loved-one's ashes.
1: The pendant ring means you can't roll it. No gamer wants to become a useless D20.
2: Instead, have their ashes compressed into a diamond that's cut into a D20, making it treasure, functional, & likely cursed. That's what gamers want!
1: The pendant ring means you can't roll it. No gamer wants to become a useless D20.
2: Instead, have their ashes compressed into a diamond that's cut into a D20, making it treasure, functional, & likely cursed. That's what gamers want!
Mouthwashing Post-Steam Awards Special
YouTube video by Joetastic
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January 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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When the GM describes the terrifying bat-thing monster who liquifies entire humans in mere seconds as having "bedroom eyes"
January 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
When the GM describes the terrifying bat-thing monster who liquifies entire humans in mere seconds as having "bedroom eyes"
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When you recognize the same actor in a different role
January 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
When you recognize the same actor in a different role