Aspiring Velociraptor
@pseudovex.bsky.social
Dromaeosauridae goals.
#ToastieTwitter / figure skating / many many fandoms / cdramas / eating the rich
#ToastieTwitter / figure skating / many many fandoms / cdramas / eating the rich
Having a name that spectacular *and* living up to it? A FLEX, Carl. 💅
June 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Having a name that spectacular *and* living up to it? A FLEX, Carl. 💅
This show has given me so, so many moments of flummoxed mirth.
(And this actress is having the time of her *life*.)
(And this actress is having the time of her *life*.)
April 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
This show has given me so, so many moments of flummoxed mirth.
(And this actress is having the time of her *life*.)
(And this actress is having the time of her *life*.)
Partner, walking past me into the kitchen with headset on, talking to his zoom d&d group:
...Have I told you about Eddie? Edward? My red pen. I call him 'Eddie the Morale Vampire-...'
Fascinating.
...Have I told you about Eddie? Edward? My red pen. I call him 'Eddie the Morale Vampire-...'
Fascinating.
April 11, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Partner, walking past me into the kitchen with headset on, talking to his zoom d&d group:
...Have I told you about Eddie? Edward? My red pen. I call him 'Eddie the Morale Vampire-...'
Fascinating.
...Have I told you about Eddie? Edward? My red pen. I call him 'Eddie the Morale Vampire-...'
Fascinating.
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post whatever you want is my hot take
we need breaks from the constant barrage of awful
please post about things you love no matter how silly they seem
we need breaks from the constant barrage of awful
please post about things you love no matter how silly they seem
March 4, 2025 at 3:31 AM
post whatever you want is my hot take
we need breaks from the constant barrage of awful
please post about things you love no matter how silly they seem
we need breaks from the constant barrage of awful
please post about things you love no matter how silly they seem
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Sex is cool and all. But have you ever walked out to the sea and dissolved?
February 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Sex is cool and all. But have you ever walked out to the sea and dissolved?
This guy and I startled each other equally. Sorry, sweetheart!
February 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
This guy and I startled each other equally. Sorry, sweetheart!
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[Rico Nasty voice]
top a butch today
i think butch bottoms deserve the world
February 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
[Rico Nasty voice]
There's drawbacks to living somewhere so isolated, but walking out my door yesterday to see an emu chilling across the road (and this being a regular occurrence with emu/kangaroos/rabbits etc) never fails to bring me joy.
I love having to pause to let the bonded emu pairs cross the road. 🥰
I love having to pause to let the bonded emu pairs cross the road. 🥰
February 5, 2025 at 9:36 AM
There's drawbacks to living somewhere so isolated, but walking out my door yesterday to see an emu chilling across the road (and this being a regular occurrence with emu/kangaroos/rabbits etc) never fails to bring me joy.
I love having to pause to let the bonded emu pairs cross the road. 🥰
I love having to pause to let the bonded emu pairs cross the road. 🥰
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Touch grass. Now touch stone. Now touch water. Now spill blood inside the glyph. Now light the brazier
January 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Touch grass. Now touch stone. Now touch water. Now spill blood inside the glyph. Now light the brazier
While people are on a Robbie Williams vibe, I want to recommend his Live at the Albert concert, I think it's on YouTube now?
It's him doing a ton of swing/jazz, GREAT duet guests. He clearly really LOVES it, and I think he shines his brightest in it. (His 'Did You Evah' with Jon Lovitz is so fun!)
It's him doing a ton of swing/jazz, GREAT duet guests. He clearly really LOVES it, and I think he shines his brightest in it. (His 'Did You Evah' with Jon Lovitz is so fun!)
January 16, 2025 at 1:25 PM
While people are on a Robbie Williams vibe, I want to recommend his Live at the Albert concert, I think it's on YouTube now?
It's him doing a ton of swing/jazz, GREAT duet guests. He clearly really LOVES it, and I think he shines his brightest in it. (His 'Did You Evah' with Jon Lovitz is so fun!)
It's him doing a ton of swing/jazz, GREAT duet guests. He clearly really LOVES it, and I think he shines his brightest in it. (His 'Did You Evah' with Jon Lovitz is so fun!)
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🤩🥰 I love when the lantern festival comes to town 💜
January 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
🤩🥰 I love when the lantern festival comes to town 💜
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I've been kind of hyperbolically jazzed about my house-moving prowess as a way to fake myself through the stress.
But it genuinely did feel really nice that, every time we needed something over the packing and moving days, I had it in my kit/had it on my to-do list.
It's not often I feel prepared
But it genuinely did feel really nice that, every time we needed something over the packing and moving days, I had it in my kit/had it on my to-do list.
It's not often I feel prepared
January 4, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I've been kind of hyperbolically jazzed about my house-moving prowess as a way to fake myself through the stress.
But it genuinely did feel really nice that, every time we needed something over the packing and moving days, I had it in my kit/had it on my to-do list.
It's not often I feel prepared
But it genuinely did feel really nice that, every time we needed something over the packing and moving days, I had it in my kit/had it on my to-do list.
It's not often I feel prepared
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We deserve a massive franchise of Val Kilmer playing a mean gay private detective. The Perry van Shrike Cinematic Universe
January 4, 2025 at 5:31 AM
We deserve a massive franchise of Val Kilmer playing a mean gay private detective. The Perry van Shrike Cinematic Universe
No-Kids Gravy. Somehow also my Western name?
January 4, 2025 at 5:02 AM
No-Kids Gravy. Somehow also my Western name?
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incredible things happening on ao3
January 2, 2025 at 10:18 AM
incredible things happening on ao3
My week of driving myself to ruin has paid off:
the movers are finished a solid half day early, and said they love me and wish everyone moved like this. I've truly never felt so validated.
I would like one sponsorship for ziplock bags as a reward, they are the true moving heroes.
the movers are finished a solid half day early, and said they love me and wish everyone moved like this. I've truly never felt so validated.
I would like one sponsorship for ziplock bags as a reward, they are the true moving heroes.
January 2, 2025 at 6:17 AM
My week of driving myself to ruin has paid off:
the movers are finished a solid half day early, and said they love me and wish everyone moved like this. I've truly never felt so validated.
I would like one sponsorship for ziplock bags as a reward, they are the true moving heroes.
the movers are finished a solid half day early, and said they love me and wish everyone moved like this. I've truly never felt so validated.
I would like one sponsorship for ziplock bags as a reward, they are the true moving heroes.
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there's an entire ecosystem of male podcasters on gear wearing tight t-shirts and telling people the key to being a masculine is eating liver pills. meanwhile the actual perfect man is just this screengrab of Lee Pace from The Fall
January 1, 2025 at 1:01 AM
there's an entire ecosystem of male podcasters on gear wearing tight t-shirts and telling people the key to being a masculine is eating liver pills. meanwhile the actual perfect man is just this screengrab of Lee Pace from The Fall
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how dare you say that filth in front of the Ettiquette Cheetah
December 29, 2024 at 5:30 AM
how dare you say that filth in front of the Ettiquette Cheetah
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Hi. I'm Andrew. I own New England's oldest map store because last year I moved across the country after an old guy retired and gave it to me Willy Wonka-style. Visit my store in Rhode Island. www.mapcenter.com
December 17, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Hi. I'm Andrew. I own New England's oldest map store because last year I moved across the country after an old guy retired and gave it to me Willy Wonka-style. Visit my store in Rhode Island. www.mapcenter.com
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