jordan
@professorlitwick.bsky.social
they/them
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queer, Seattle, gamer
occasionally nsfw but mostly gamer shit lol
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queer, Seattle, gamer
occasionally nsfw but mostly gamer shit lol
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escapism through channeling a medieval manuscript illustrator
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
escapism through channeling a medieval manuscript illustrator
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All of you saying you want to get stuffed are missing the spirit of Thanksgiving. It’s a holiday about making something for your community and sharing it far and wide. That’s why this Thanksgiving I will be doing a no loads refused cum d
November 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
All of you saying you want to get stuffed are missing the spirit of Thanksgiving. It’s a holiday about making something for your community and sharing it far and wide. That’s why this Thanksgiving I will be doing a no loads refused cum d
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nobody ever describes it this way but Dr. Pepper is like if Coca-Cola decided to be a faggot
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
nobody ever describes it this way but Dr. Pepper is like if Coca-Cola decided to be a faggot
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November 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM
im gonna fucking nut
Vampire Crawlers: The Turbo Wildcard from Vampire Survivors 🦇
In a dark world, a new adventure begins... it's time to build busted decks & unleash world-ending combos! 🔥
Take your time & be tactical, or play as fast as you humanly can: The outcome is ALWAYS accurate 😈
https://youtu.be/JbDVqLlLarY
In a dark world, a new adventure begins... it's time to build busted decks & unleash world-ending combos! 🔥
Take your time & be tactical, or play as fast as you humanly can: The outcome is ALWAYS accurate 😈
https://youtu.be/JbDVqLlLarY
What's next for Vampire Survivors?
We're here to announce Vampire Crawlers: The Turbo Wildcard from Vampire Survivors 🦇
Coming to Steam, Xbox Series X|S, Nintendo Switch, PlayStation 5, Android & iOS in 2026... or whenever we think it's ready!
Vampire Crawlers turns the snowballing t...
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November 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
im gonna fucking nut
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March 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
genuinely so happy with what happened in last nights Dragula episode, never got her appeal, she always served the same look and her vibes were rancid
November 19, 2025 at 4:50 AM
genuinely so happy with what happened in last nights Dragula episode, never got her appeal, she always served the same look and her vibes were rancid
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seattle divas: don’t go to starbucks. not only because of the boycott but also because we actually have great alternatives.
November 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
seattle divas: don’t go to starbucks. not only because of the boycott but also because we actually have great alternatives.
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
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Words hurt. Don't be a bully.
November 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Words hurt. Don't be a bully.
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Air Riders
November 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Air Riders
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🎶✨ YOU’RE SO MATURE
FOR YOUR AGE BABE 🎶✨
FOR YOUR AGE BABE 🎶✨
November 7, 2025 at 7:10 PM
🎶✨ YOU’RE SO MATURE
FOR YOUR AGE BABE 🎶✨
FOR YOUR AGE BABE 🎶✨
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Amy rose + random ass hammers from media
November 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Amy rose + random ass hammers from media
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me when he says he's forklift certified:
November 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
me when he says he's forklift certified:
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refuse to add context to this
November 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
refuse to add context to this
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🚨Carly Rae Jepsen announces she’s pregnant.
November 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
🚨Carly Rae Jepsen announces she’s pregnant.
the only two pics i took tonight lol… quickly thrown together vampire i guess?
November 1, 2025 at 7:37 AM
the only two pics i took tonight lol… quickly thrown together vampire i guess?
gay Seattle oomfies, what gay Halloween thing are yall doing tonight?
October 31, 2025 at 11:46 PM
gay Seattle oomfies, what gay Halloween thing are yall doing tonight?
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ryan murphy called jessica lange begging her to come back for AHS. she screamed “F——T” laughed and hung up, then texted a thumbs up emoji
October 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
ryan murphy called jessica lange begging her to come back for AHS. she screamed “F——T” laughed and hung up, then texted a thumbs up emoji