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prodigy.bsky.social
derek nelson
@prodigy.bsky.social
shitposter/app developer/entrepreneur
it’s called frankincense maybe you’ve myrrhed of it
December 22, 2024 at 4:17 PM
if by “different” you mean “wrong” yeah i’m built different
November 22, 2024 at 4:42 PM
y’all mind if i partition some drives rq
July 15, 2023 at 5:33 PM
gonna run to the market real quick anyone need anything while i’m there?
July 14, 2023 at 12:58 AM
uhhhh yeah i sure hope it does
July 10, 2023 at 2:36 PM
July 9, 2023 at 6:49 PM
ayo girl are you a version control system cause you’re about to git pulled by someone else the way i can’t git commit
July 8, 2023 at 6:09 PM
the way i’m about to spend $10k on a mac pro server rack so i can run a bluesky server client on it out of my bedroom
July 2, 2023 at 2:26 AM
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y'all mind if i set up an acclouting firm??
June 22, 2023 at 6:28 PM
just got a weird bug while running chatgpt locally, it opened my browser and filled my amazon cart with compute
June 19, 2023 at 7:14 PM
in the kitchen wrist twistin like it’s stir fry
June 8, 2023 at 6:13 PM
June 5, 2023 at 6:41 PM
chatGPT just got loose & is max bidding nvidia to harness more sand
May 24, 2023 at 8:55 PM
@nav.al hi! thanks for all the wisdom over the years - can i get an invite to airchat?

also if you're looking for an A list mobile dev i'd love to help
May 24, 2023 at 1:51 PM
just got my adderall script refilled the haters and the losers are absolutely shaking with rage at how back we are
May 23, 2023 at 3:49 PM
you’re telling me a blunt forced this trauma?
May 22, 2023 at 11:35 PM
me: that’s a lot of octopussies to occupy a tank

aquarium guide: i think you mean octopi

me: oh… that’s a lot of octopussies to octopi a tank
May 19, 2023 at 4:05 PM
🤫 new project dropping next week @accloutant.bsky.social
May 18, 2023 at 11:33 PM
she [static] on my hbo til i AHHH call that a succ session
May 16, 2023 at 8:38 PM
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duuude how soon is soon
May 15, 2023 at 6:46 PM
don’t you hate it when your Graph Query Language Language Server server crashes 5 times and won’t restart?
May 11, 2023 at 6:46 PM
this adderall shortage is about to have me breaking bad
May 10, 2023 at 6:29 PM
just make everything json
May 9, 2023 at 6:02 PM
every minute i spend in yaml files takes 10 off my life
May 9, 2023 at 6:02 PM
which came first?

some ponder whether chicken or egg

zuck ponders lizard or egg

meanwhile i’m one arm of a starfish wondering how i can grow the other four back
May 9, 2023 at 5:02 PM