Helene Taylor ✍🏼🇨🇦
@procrastnwriter.bsky.social
West Coast Canadian Creator | Screenwriter
Chronic curiosity | Story Engine | High Stakes | Low Brow | Repped by The Characters Agency
www.orangeknapsackproductions.com
I just remembered I joined an adult ADHD group to help me stick to things. GUESS WHO FORGOT TO GO?
November 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I just remembered I joined an adult ADHD group to help me stick to things. GUESS WHO FORGOT TO GO?
That moment you realize you have to rise to the occasion is terrifying but you’re more than ready - you were born ready. Go.
November 23, 2025 at 8:31 AM
That moment you realize you have to rise to the occasion is terrifying but you’re more than ready - you were born ready. Go.
Fun fact #1: I talk to myself. Fun fact #2: I just learned this in a hotel restaurant alone for brunch when I told my huevos rancheros “oh baby, you’re good” People, “Baby” isn’t even part of my vernacular. I sexed talked my eggs aloud. 😬
November 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Fun fact #1: I talk to myself. Fun fact #2: I just learned this in a hotel restaurant alone for brunch when I told my huevos rancheros “oh baby, you’re good” People, “Baby” isn’t even part of my vernacular. I sexed talked my eggs aloud. 😬
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Yay, a lovely response to our sneak preview of Armageddon Road last month!
November 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Yay, a lovely response to our sneak preview of Armageddon Road last month!
If I hear at this conference one more time - “we’re looking for the next, young filmmaker” I’m gonna scream. You’d be amazed with the talent and fresh POVs those with lived experience who came later to filmmaking.
November 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
If I hear at this conference one more time - “we’re looking for the next, young filmmaker” I’m gonna scream. You’d be amazed with the talent and fresh POVs those with lived experience who came later to filmmaking.
You messed with my one joy AI - animals doing cute things. God damn.
November 7, 2025 at 9:21 PM
You messed with my one joy AI - animals doing cute things. God damn.
I don't want this feeling of loss and sadness when I have no control over it. I'd rather feel loss when I've earned it - not when I'm watching dudes with balls do stuff that doesn't make it called a 'win'. #neurodivergence #bluejays
November 2, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I don't want this feeling of loss and sadness when I have no control over it. I'd rather feel loss when I've earned it - not when I'm watching dudes with balls do stuff that doesn't make it called a 'win'. #neurodivergence #bluejays
Please, PLEASE don't ChatGPT that obituary.
October 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Please, PLEASE don't ChatGPT that obituary.
It's your job to get angrier. Your ancestors demand it.
October 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
It's your job to get angrier. Your ancestors demand it.
Character pass, logic pass, scene escalation pass, pay off pass, build to act-out pass, clarity pass, on the nose pass, character dialogue distinction pass, character wants reminder pass, bump pass, bumped, edit, rewrite, edit, break, re-read, Character pass, logic pass... again... ♾️ #screenwriting
October 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Character pass, logic pass, scene escalation pass, pay off pass, build to act-out pass, clarity pass, on the nose pass, character dialogue distinction pass, character wants reminder pass, bump pass, bumped, edit, rewrite, edit, break, re-read, Character pass, logic pass... again... ♾️ #screenwriting
I really respond to "c'mon I'll take you out for a nice dinner"
October 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I really respond to "c'mon I'll take you out for a nice dinner"
To the doctor who told me at 14, "you won't feel that knee injury now, but you'll feel it when you're older". September 30, 2025 the date I am officially 'older'.
October 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
To the doctor who told me at 14, "you won't feel that knee injury now, but you'll feel it when you're older". September 30, 2025 the date I am officially 'older'.
When I was a kid, my mom’s friend was named Shirley.
So whenever I got in trouble and Mom said, “Surely you know we have a problem” and I'd be like: WHAT DOES SHIRLEY HAVE TO DO WITH THIS???
So whenever I got in trouble and Mom said, “Surely you know we have a problem” and I'd be like: WHAT DOES SHIRLEY HAVE TO DO WITH THIS???
September 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
When I was a kid, my mom’s friend was named Shirley.
So whenever I got in trouble and Mom said, “Surely you know we have a problem” and I'd be like: WHAT DOES SHIRLEY HAVE TO DO WITH THIS???
So whenever I got in trouble and Mom said, “Surely you know we have a problem” and I'd be like: WHAT DOES SHIRLEY HAVE TO DO WITH THIS???
Knives Out: Burning Man burns
September 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Knives Out: Burning Man burns
Biggest flex of ‘25 is posting pics of the four tiny veggies from backyard gardens
September 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Biggest flex of ‘25 is posting pics of the four tiny veggies from backyard gardens
Please, Chicago - post pics of your beautiful city today and how you're enjoying it. My favourite walking city.
August 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Please, Chicago - post pics of your beautiful city today and how you're enjoying it. My favourite walking city.
Best advice I ever got: Start late, leave early. Applies to scenes and parties.
August 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Best advice I ever got: Start late, leave early. Applies to scenes and parties.
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This is a shout out to writers with chronic diseases, illnesses and disabilities, to parents, carers and those with a hectic work/life schedule. You face all types of trials and tribulations on the daily, but you still manage to get words on the page. Be proud! #ScriptSky
August 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
This is a shout out to writers with chronic diseases, illnesses and disabilities, to parents, carers and those with a hectic work/life schedule. You face all types of trials and tribulations on the daily, but you still manage to get words on the page. Be proud! #ScriptSky
as someone who doesn't like someone touching my arm with their arm, a hug in the first decade of our friendship is huge
July 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
as someone who doesn't like someone touching my arm with their arm, a hug in the first decade of our friendship is huge
spouse comes home from trip - questions how I survived with only olives in the fridge. my love, you've forgotton the liquor cabinet 🍸
June 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
spouse comes home from trip - questions how I survived with only olives in the fridge. my love, you've forgotton the liquor cabinet 🍸
For the love of god can someone find that man’s rosebud
June 21, 2025 at 8:56 AM
For the love of god can someone find that man’s rosebud
hands up if you remember when you could only order pizza or chinese for delivery - oh, what a special night!
June 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
hands up if you remember when you could only order pizza or chinese for delivery - oh, what a special night!
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📣 WGC's message to the CRTC: Now more than ever, Canada needs strong cultural policies that invest in Canadian writers and creatives who live, work, and create in Canada.
Watch: www.cpac.ca/crtc-hearing...
Watch: www.cpac.ca/crtc-hearing...
May 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
📣 WGC's message to the CRTC: Now more than ever, Canada needs strong cultural policies that invest in Canadian writers and creatives who live, work, and create in Canada.
Watch: www.cpac.ca/crtc-hearing...
Watch: www.cpac.ca/crtc-hearing...