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I don’t do debates
They will have R. Kelly perform “It Seems Like You’re Ready” at the next RNC
The official GOP position is "15 isn't that young."
November 14, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Is mortgage fraud the only crime they can think to falsely accuse people of? Like damn throw something else in there every once and awhile. Mix it up a bit
November 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Fuck you mean “temporarily”!? Bitch you blind forever
November 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
“Pedophilia is only bad when we need to make stuff to keep trans women out of bathrooms. When it’s the little league coach, a cop, a priest or Trump you should just ignore it” - Republicans
November 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I’m tired of people that couldn’t strategize their way out of a paper bag trying to tell people what the “real fight” is. Just shut up
November 12, 2025 at 1:54 PM
They about to start accusing Klay of fixing games at this rate
I'm so happy for him. 🥹
November 12, 2025 at 1:50 PM
“Why aren’t people shopping at this business anymore”

I don’t know maybe you should ask the business why they’re increasing their prices will giving people less product at a lower quality
November 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Stray Gods is like $2 on CDKeys. I’ll take that
November 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Just because you grew up with something or because it came out when you were a kid doesn’t mean every iteration of it is supposed to cater to you
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I love that in Toy Story 3 they basically told you it’s for a new generation now and to let it go and y’all still complain every time they make a new one. You’re damn near 40, they aren’t making them for your enjoyment
November 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I love British tv cause they’ll have 6 season of a show but each season is only like 4 episodes. Watch a whole series in one sitting
November 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I don’t even remember what happened in the final season of Luther and I didn’t even watch the movie and they’re making another one
November 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I hope that restaurant trademarked “tendernism” before some white person tries to steal it
November 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
All the Republicans that were for releasing it when they knew it wouldn’t happen are magically going to vote no now that it can
BIG NEWS: Congresswoman-elect Adelita Grijalva will finally be sworn in as a member of Congress tomorrow.

She is likely to be the 218th vote on the Epstein discharge petition, which would force a full vote to release the Epstein files in their entirety.
November 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Also guess I’m back to playing strategist cause of Gambit #MarvelRivals
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I feel like they can’t call the season “Love is a Battlefield” and not use the song. I know they got licensed song money by now #MarvelRivals
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Magneto tried to hit Rogue with the “he’s no right for you”. You ain’t slick Erik. Trying that old man dirty macking
💍 Marvel Rivals Season 5 begins November 14 UTC!

When Gambit's quest for the perfect ring sparks cosmic chaos, even love may not survive the stars.

#MarvelRivals

youtu.be/hXOUHb64164
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Kim Kardashian has the money to have gone to any law school on earth and the connections to have interned (or whatever it’s called when potential lawyers do it) at an actual law firm but she decided to basically try to learn to be a lawyer using YouTube
November 11, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“Joker said he might think about letting the hostages go if I let him blow up some orphanages so I let him” - Dem Senator Batman
November 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
My head canon is that Kevin couldn’t get over the thrill of setting dangerous traps but word spread quickly not to go to his house so he started breaking into other people’s houses and setting traps there and that’s how The Collector franchise started
John Hughes's HOME ALONE, directed by Chris Columbus, celebrated its premiere in Chicago, Illinois on November 10, 1990.
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Being in a relationship with a “prank” content creator must be hell especially if you aren’t also a content creator. I honestly wouldn’t know when I’m supposed to take you seriously or not
The way I just cackled for 20 mins!
November 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I doubt they would but since they’re going back to Krakoa for this Gambit/Rogue season what if they use this as a reason to rework Ultron into a tank #MarvelRivals
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
How League of Legends fans feel when jump into conversations and my only frame of reference is the show Arcane is likely how I feel when MCU only fans try to jump into Marvel comic book conversations
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Y’all actually gonna show up for primaries now or not? You can’t keep complaining about establishment democrats when y’all stay home every time it’s time to replace them with better candidates
November 10, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Democrats really are Charlie Brown constantly believing Lucy won’t move the football when they try to kick it
November 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM