Pretend Popstar
@pretendpopstar.bsky.social
I like to paint, sew & mind my business.
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So over stimulated by my upstairs neighbors subwoofer, its making me evil and my thoughts aren't pure
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
So over stimulated by my upstairs neighbors subwoofer, its making me evil and my thoughts aren't pure
Last night I had a nightmare I was on a date with a mad scientist and he showed me four gerbil/guinea pig creatures with human heads. I haven't stopped thinking about their grotesque little bodies all day.
November 21, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Last night I had a nightmare I was on a date with a mad scientist and he showed me four gerbil/guinea pig creatures with human heads. I haven't stopped thinking about their grotesque little bodies all day.
Me promoting my creative endeavors online while my country falls apart
November 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Me promoting my creative endeavors online while my country falls apart
My first stream went well :3 I started a new Stardew Valley farm & had nice people pop into chat! Still trying to get myself configured to stream on multiple platforms but tiktok was a fun start! Im OBSESSED with this layout btw 🩷
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 AM
My first stream went well :3 I started a new Stardew Valley farm & had nice people pop into chat! Still trying to get myself configured to stream on multiple platforms but tiktok was a fun start! Im OBSESSED with this layout btw 🩷
Need an app like Shazam but for identifying voice actors
November 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Need an app like Shazam but for identifying voice actors
Addison Rae Grammy nominee, that's my daughter!
a woman in a blue shirt stands in front of a field of fire
ALT: a woman in a blue shirt stands in front of a field of fire
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November 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Addison Rae Grammy nominee, that's my daughter!
The worst part about editing is I cant watch family guy while im doing it
November 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The worst part about editing is I cant watch family guy while im doing it
Went to 6 different stores while wearing my dress inside out oops
November 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Went to 6 different stores while wearing my dress inside out oops
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Just imagine that all the likes I give out are actually dislikes.
October 31, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Just imagine that all the likes I give out are actually dislikes.
Everything happens so much
October 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Everything happens so much
Posted a YouTube short of my pumpkin and got a dislike. Pretend Flopstar will not be stopped!
Almost finished painting my Luigi's Mansion pumpkin! I got a late start and didn't get to finish before bedtime sooo Luigi gets to be orange for the night :)
October 28, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Posted a YouTube short of my pumpkin and got a dislike. Pretend Flopstar will not be stopped!
I will keep giving this app chances until I figure it out but I do really love threads :p
October 28, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I will keep giving this app chances until I figure it out but I do really love threads :p
Spent all day at the vet yesterday with my cat and today theyre telling me he is developing/developed an anxiety disorder...
October 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Spent all day at the vet yesterday with my cat and today theyre telling me he is developing/developed an anxiety disorder...
Its too expensive to have a social life rn lol like damn I guess we're just gonna have to hang out in an online game until further notice
October 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Its too expensive to have a social life rn lol like damn I guess we're just gonna have to hang out in an online game until further notice
Almost finished painting my Luigi's Mansion pumpkin! I got a late start and didn't get to finish before bedtime sooo Luigi gets to be orange for the night :)
October 26, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Almost finished painting my Luigi's Mansion pumpkin! I got a late start and didn't get to finish before bedtime sooo Luigi gets to be orange for the night :)
I am so overwhelmed by my phone constantly running out of storage holy shit
October 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I am so overwhelmed by my phone constantly running out of storage holy shit
10 games to get to know me :)
October 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
10 games to get to know me :)
27 views on my Pokémon World Championships vlog in 48 hours omg pretend flopster, youre viral!
a cartoon of lisa simpson is dancing in a living room
ALT: a cartoon of lisa simpson is dancing in a living room
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August 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
27 views on my Pokémon World Championships vlog in 48 hours omg pretend flopster, youre viral!
My best luck in Pokémon TCGP is release day 🥳
August 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
My best luck in Pokémon TCGP is release day 🥳
Just remembered my password, hi how yall doing over here
July 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Just remembered my password, hi how yall doing over here
Gonna wake up in a basement on Sunday clutching a weed pen
May 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Gonna wake up in a basement on Sunday clutching a weed pen
At hillbilly fest drinking mystery beer
May 16, 2025 at 2:04 AM
At hillbilly fest drinking mystery beer
Going viral on YouTube!! (3 whole likes)
May 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Going viral on YouTube!! (3 whole likes)
I luv the girlie ones
May 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I luv the girlie ones
The phone and camera I just bought both went up $200 each last night
Officially made all of my tariff panic purchases
May 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
The phone and camera I just bought both went up $200 each last night