First my fish died and now twitter is down. This day has to get better
March 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
First my fish died and now twitter is down. This day has to get better
She didn’t like the cutoff cargos. Crying myself to sleep tonight
February 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
She didn’t like the cutoff cargos. Crying myself to sleep tonight
Walking slow as hell around Trump tower on 5th ave fucking up every single picture people are trying to take
January 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Walking slow as hell around Trump tower on 5th ave fucking up every single picture people are trying to take
These coworker made cookies got me feeling like I’m eating a god damn ant hill
December 13, 2024 at 6:36 PM
These coworker made cookies got me feeling like I’m eating a god damn ant hill
Let’s get Jolly up in here
December 7, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Let’s get Jolly up in here
Whipping the RAV4 while wearing solar eclipse glasses
December 3, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Whipping the RAV4 while wearing solar eclipse glasses
We real skaters just find a board and go for it
November 30, 2024 at 10:32 PM
We real skaters just find a board and go for it
Death by wall?
(Lobster)
(Lobster)
November 27, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Death by wall?
(Lobster)
(Lobster)
I have got one dozen cocktail shrimp in me and I’m about to fuck up this housewarming party by spreading communist rhetoric
November 23, 2024 at 12:35 PM
I have got one dozen cocktail shrimp in me and I’m about to fuck up this housewarming party by spreading communist rhetoric
Y’all aren’t ready for Car With Legs
February 12, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Y’all aren’t ready for Car With Legs
It’s sink or swim out here. And baby, I’m drippin’
November 23, 2023 at 2:30 AM
It’s sink or swim out here. And baby, I’m drippin’