PraetorKyiv
@praetorkyiv.bsky.social
Archaeologist, DnD Nerd, and much more.
💙💜❤️ She/They
💙💜❤️ She/They
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I know most of the focus is on RFK Jr.'s weird horny texts, but the news that he used to spam Bill Nye with anti-vax weirdness and Bill was like, "Dude, you're you're confusing correlation for causation" is the only RFK text-message news I will ever need.
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I know most of the focus is on RFK Jr.'s weird horny texts, but the news that he used to spam Bill Nye with anti-vax weirdness and Bill was like, "Dude, you're you're confusing correlation for causation" is the only RFK text-message news I will ever need.
I am yearning for cannons. There is just something so satisfying about a big fucking cannon
November 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I am yearning for cannons. There is just something so satisfying about a big fucking cannon
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A trans teen in Iowa completed suicide after severe bullying by classmates and teachers.
"Miles’ death came a day after a substitute teacher refused to use his preferred pronouns."
It's the type of bullying @thefireorg.bsky.social and @aricohn.com support.
www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/17/m...
"Miles’ death came a day after a substitute teacher refused to use his preferred pronouns."
It's the type of bullying @thefireorg.bsky.social and @aricohn.com support.
www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/17/m...
Heartbroken family of trans teen speaks out about how bullying led to his death
The family of trans Iowa student Miles Phipps has spoken out about bullying following losing their son to suicide. He was just 15-years-old.
www.thepinknews.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
A trans teen in Iowa completed suicide after severe bullying by classmates and teachers.
"Miles’ death came a day after a substitute teacher refused to use his preferred pronouns."
It's the type of bullying @thefireorg.bsky.social and @aricohn.com support.
www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/17/m...
"Miles’ death came a day after a substitute teacher refused to use his preferred pronouns."
It's the type of bullying @thefireorg.bsky.social and @aricohn.com support.
www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/17/m...
As much as I love fall and winter, it is that time of the year when the holidays are near always fill me with dread, guilt, and bedrotting unfortunately
November 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
As much as I love fall and winter, it is that time of the year when the holidays are near always fill me with dread, guilt, and bedrotting unfortunately
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One of the most anti-trans voices in congress, Marjorie Taylor Greene, has announced her resignation.
Wow.
Wow.
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
One of the most anti-trans voices in congress, Marjorie Taylor Greene, has announced her resignation.
Wow.
Wow.
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Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
SOUTH BEND, IN—Expressing horror at the sight of the health secretary’s bare torso emerging from the vat of grease, a local Steak ’n Shake employee reportedly screamed Friday after a nude Robert F. Ke...
theonion.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
I have my medication back so I can no longer isolate myself like an 1800’s melancholic heiress
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I have my medication back so I can no longer isolate myself like an 1800’s melancholic heiress
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girl what
🚨 EXPOSED: Parents are being threatened for recording their own kids’ hockey games. Private equity bought the rinks, banned filming, and now charges up to $50 a month to watch youth sports.
November 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
girl what
Reminder that the IRS is perfectly capable of doing all our taxes for us since THEY COULD JUST FUCKING DO IT FOR US
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Reminder that the IRS is perfectly capable of doing all our taxes for us since THEY COULD JUST FUCKING DO IT FOR US
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TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
I don’t want to be a millionaire. I want to be well off enough were I can have one stupidly expensive hobby and not have to worry too much about bill
November 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I don’t want to be a millionaire. I want to be well off enough were I can have one stupidly expensive hobby and not have to worry too much about bill
God I’ve rediscovered my love for Frankenstein. It really sparked my love for literary horror
November 18, 2025 at 5:06 AM
God I’ve rediscovered my love for Frankenstein. It really sparked my love for literary horror
And to think, the Swamp was in fact stored in Bubba’s balls and by God did Donnie boy drain it.
November 16, 2025 at 1:54 AM
And to think, the Swamp was in fact stored in Bubba’s balls and by God did Donnie boy drain it.
What if I started ending all my emails with “P.S Memento Mori” for funsies 💀
November 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
What if I started ending all my emails with “P.S Memento Mori” for funsies 💀
Oh god the paycheck hit and I can’t fight the urge not to buy WH40k mini figures. It’s just one kit and some paint right? I can donate plasma if necessary for next month’s bills right??
November 12, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Oh god the paycheck hit and I can’t fight the urge not to buy WH40k mini figures. It’s just one kit and some paint right? I can donate plasma if necessary for next month’s bills right??
I’ve heard conservatives complain about no one knowing their neighbors, even in small towns, but also want a reason to shoot a stranger the moment they accidentally step on their property. Call it a hunch but I think there is a connection there
November 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I’ve heard conservatives complain about no one knowing their neighbors, even in small towns, but also want a reason to shoot a stranger the moment they accidentally step on their property. Call it a hunch but I think there is a connection there
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the vengabussy's comin
cuz it's so full of lovin
u put ur dick inside it
cuz u are gonna ride it
cuz it's so full of lovin
u put ur dick inside it
cuz u are gonna ride it
November 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
the vengabussy's comin
cuz it's so full of lovin
u put ur dick inside it
cuz u are gonna ride it
cuz it's so full of lovin
u put ur dick inside it
cuz u are gonna ride it
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Apparently I’m the weird one for wanting my friends to take a piece of my body as memento when I pass. Sure I MIGHT want to use it as a means of haunting them but I like to at least have the choice. I might only haunt one of them on Tuesdays or only in their dreams
November 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Apparently I’m the weird one for wanting my friends to take a piece of my body as memento when I pass. Sure I MIGHT want to use it as a means of haunting them but I like to at least have the choice. I might only haunt one of them on Tuesdays or only in their dreams
Demon:*tries writing Latin on the wall in blood to scare me away*
Me: *begins translation* Hey, did you mean this word to be an ablative of absolute? You really shouldn’t have to be honest.
*The word Nerd appears on the wall in blood*
Me: *begins translation* Hey, did you mean this word to be an ablative of absolute? You really shouldn’t have to be honest.
*The word Nerd appears on the wall in blood*
November 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Demon:*tries writing Latin on the wall in blood to scare me away*
Me: *begins translation* Hey, did you mean this word to be an ablative of absolute? You really shouldn’t have to be honest.
*The word Nerd appears on the wall in blood*
Me: *begins translation* Hey, did you mean this word to be an ablative of absolute? You really shouldn’t have to be honest.
*The word Nerd appears on the wall in blood*
After 800 years…WOKE HAS RETURNED!
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
After 800 years…WOKE HAS RETURNED!
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Democrat Zohran Mamdani defeated former Gov. Andrew Cuomo and Republican Curtis Sliwa. He will replace Mayor Eric Adams, who dropped his reelection bid in September but remained on the ballot.
https://to.pbs.org/3LgtCK1
https://to.pbs.org/3LgtCK1
WATCH LIVE: Zohran Mamdani addresses supporters after winning NYC mayoral race
Mamdani defeated former Gov. Andrew Cuomo and Republican Curtis Sliwa.
www.pbs.org
November 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Democrat Zohran Mamdani defeated former Gov. Andrew Cuomo and Republican Curtis Sliwa. He will replace Mayor Eric Adams, who dropped his reelection bid in September but remained on the ballot.
https://to.pbs.org/3LgtCK1
https://to.pbs.org/3LgtCK1
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Reminder: Election closing times. Please make sure to vote and remember, if you’re in line when the polls close, you still have the right to vote. Don’t get out of line!
- 7 p.m. ET - Virginia
- 8 p.m. ET - New Jersey
- 8 p.m. ET - Pennsylvania
- 9 p.m. ET - New York City
- 8 p.m. PT - California
- 7 p.m. ET - Virginia
- 8 p.m. ET - New Jersey
- 8 p.m. ET - Pennsylvania
- 9 p.m. ET - New York City
- 8 p.m. PT - California
November 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Reminder: Election closing times. Please make sure to vote and remember, if you’re in line when the polls close, you still have the right to vote. Don’t get out of line!
- 7 p.m. ET - Virginia
- 8 p.m. ET - New Jersey
- 8 p.m. ET - Pennsylvania
- 9 p.m. ET - New York City
- 8 p.m. PT - California
- 7 p.m. ET - Virginia
- 8 p.m. ET - New Jersey
- 8 p.m. ET - Pennsylvania
- 9 p.m. ET - New York City
- 8 p.m. PT - California
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Elmo has dressed as Monkey D. Luffy from One Piece for Halloween.
October 31, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Elmo has dressed as Monkey D. Luffy from One Piece for Halloween.
It is a bit unfortunate that this spooky season has been greatly overshadowed by the actual, manmade horrors of reality
October 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
It is a bit unfortunate that this spooky season has been greatly overshadowed by the actual, manmade horrors of reality