@portislives.bsky.social
Writer. The Trouble Up North coming from Grand Central in March ‘25. Go green and one pride forever. Glue guy.
Pinned
The banners for Tom Izzo’s second national championship - and third - will be hung from the Breslin rafters by the entrails of his haters
🚨 have been informed that dance’s energy was reversed when Mamdani visited the Oval🚨
Huge news!
Huge news!
St Brown has been absolute ass since he did the trump dance - burn some sage, see an energy healer, do something bc you are KILLING US
November 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
🚨 have been informed that dance’s energy was reversed when Mamdani visited the Oval🚨
Huge news!
Huge news!
St Brown has been absolute ass since he did the trump dance - burn some sage, see an energy healer, do something bc you are KILLING US
November 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
St Brown has been absolute ass since he did the trump dance - burn some sage, see an energy healer, do something bc you are KILLING US
Whoever let Spike Lee get courtside for this game should be in Gitmo by dinner
April 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Whoever let Spike Lee get courtside for this game should be in Gitmo by dinner
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It was foretold.
April 6, 2025 at 3:56 AM
It was foretold.
I’m sick about Tre leaving bc
I loved him but anybody trashing the kid or questioning his loyalty should STFU -
Watch his interview Sunday - he knew he was gone and it broke his heart.
And if he knew he was leaving, then there are other parts of this in motion we obviously don’t know
I loved him but anybody trashing the kid or questioning his loyalty should STFU -
Watch his interview Sunday - he knew he was gone and it broke his heart.
And if he knew he was leaving, then there are other parts of this in motion we obviously don’t know
April 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I’m sick about Tre leaving bc
I loved him but anybody trashing the kid or questioning his loyalty should STFU -
Watch his interview Sunday - he knew he was gone and it broke his heart.
And if he knew he was leaving, then there are other parts of this in motion we obviously don’t know
I loved him but anybody trashing the kid or questioning his loyalty should STFU -
Watch his interview Sunday - he knew he was gone and it broke his heart.
And if he knew he was leaving, then there are other parts of this in motion we obviously don’t know
Probably prisoner of the moment but Tre Holloman in the portal is beyond crushing and if fans like me - spent my entire life bleeding green- is feeling like this sport may not be for them anymore I just don’t know… This is just beyond heartbreaking I am fucking sick to my stomach over this
April 1, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Probably prisoner of the moment but Tre Holloman in the portal is beyond crushing and if fans like me - spent my entire life bleeding green- is feeling like this sport may not be for them anymore I just don’t know… This is just beyond heartbreaking I am fucking sick to my stomach over this
portal season in college hoops is rife with misinformation - some deliberate, most of it just clumsy “reporting”. The assessment of MSU’s portal activity last off-season led to a barrage of some of the worst takes I have ever seen on this planet - hoping for smarter discourse here than Twitter
March 31, 2025 at 5:03 PM
portal season in college hoops is rife with misinformation - some deliberate, most of it just clumsy “reporting”. The assessment of MSU’s portal activity last off-season led to a barrage of some of the worst takes I have ever seen on this planet - hoping for smarter discourse here than Twitter
Jaden Akins career:
B1G 10 Champion
4 Tourneys
1 SW16
1 Elite 8
Record vs Michigan 6-2
Graduate/Great student
Leadership and class personified on and off the court
STAYED THROUGH THE HIGHS AND LOWS
Spartan Dawg
OKG
B1G 10 Champion
4 Tourneys
1 SW16
1 Elite 8
Record vs Michigan 6-2
Graduate/Great student
Leadership and class personified on and off the court
STAYED THROUGH THE HIGHS AND LOWS
Spartan Dawg
OKG
March 31, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Jaden Akins career:
B1G 10 Champion
4 Tourneys
1 SW16
1 Elite 8
Record vs Michigan 6-2
Graduate/Great student
Leadership and class personified on and off the court
STAYED THROUGH THE HIGHS AND LOWS
Spartan Dawg
OKG
B1G 10 Champion
4 Tourneys
1 SW16
1 Elite 8
Record vs Michigan 6-2
Graduate/Great student
Leadership and class personified on and off the court
STAYED THROUGH THE HIGHS AND LOWS
Spartan Dawg
OKG
Very, very proud of the Michigan State Spartans. Team rejuvenated the program after a few mid seasons. Future is bright.
March 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Very, very proud of the Michigan State Spartans. Team rejuvenated the program after a few mid seasons. Future is bright.
Go fucking Green
March 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Go fucking Green
4 games to go and ppl still haven’t fully absorbed what this team is - it’s different guys different nights and Strength in Numbers isn’t just a slogan.
Carr carried Friday off the bench and tonight it was F3.
Frankie fucking Fiddler
Carr carried Friday off the bench and tonight it was F3.
Frankie fucking Fiddler
March 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
4 games to go and ppl still haven’t fully absorbed what this team is - it’s different guys different nights and Strength in Numbers isn’t just a slogan.
Carr carried Friday off the bench and tonight it was F3.
Frankie fucking Fiddler
Carr carried Friday off the bench and tonight it was F3.
Frankie fucking Fiddler
Dusty really went on Outkick to talk to Colonel Kurtz about this 😂😂😂
Dude is a mess
Dude is a mess
In the next stop on his sob-story tour, Dusty May is making an appearance with DAN FUCKING DAKICH on the OutKick podcast.
Just how low can you stoop, exactly? Have some shame, man.
Just how low can you stoop, exactly? Have some shame, man.
March 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Dusty really went on Outkick to talk to Colonel Kurtz about this 😂😂😂
Dude is a mess
Dude is a mess
Great stuff from @grahamcouch.bsky.social and @jeffkohler.bsky.social today - super interesting perspective
🎙️🚨📺 Our Wednesday show – talking MSU hoops with Jeff Kohler and answering your questions on the MSU/U-M skirmish, coverage, All-Big Ten teams, the Big Ten tournament and more – begins now.
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Ep. 1013: The MSU-Michigan skirmish fall-out, Jeff Kohler and Twitter questions
YouTube video by Couch and The Rube
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March 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Great stuff from @grahamcouch.bsky.social and @jeffkohler.bsky.social today - super interesting perspective
I want to keep the focus on curb-stomping Michigan and winning the B1G by three games, but Tre shoving two wolverines at the same time so Jaden and Zap can kiss the logo is icon shit
March 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I want to keep the focus on curb-stomping Michigan and winning the B1G by three games, but Tre shoving two wolverines at the same time so Jaden and Zap can kiss the logo is icon shit
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Purdue 2023-2024 went 17-3 in the B1G. They won the conference by 3 games with a point differential of +206.
Michigan State 2024-25 went 17-3 in the B1G. They won the conference by 3 games with a point differential of +214.
This Spartan team has been dominant.
Michigan State 2024-25 went 17-3 in the B1G. They won the conference by 3 games with a point differential of +214.
This Spartan team has been dominant.
March 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Purdue 2023-2024 went 17-3 in the B1G. They won the conference by 3 games with a point differential of +206.
Michigan State 2024-25 went 17-3 in the B1G. They won the conference by 3 games with a point differential of +214.
This Spartan team has been dominant.
Michigan State 2024-25 went 17-3 in the B1G. They won the conference by 3 games with a point differential of +214.
This Spartan team has been dominant.
🐐🐐🐐
“If everybody’s out there hugging and kissing, it wouldn’t be a rivalry,” Izzo saiid.
“I don’t get mad when they call me an angry midget.”
“I don’t get mad when they call me an angry midget.”
March 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
🐐🐐🐐
We won by a combined total of 31 against Michigan. B1G Champs by 3 games. Senior day. Could not care less about that little dust up at the end of the game
March 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
We won by a combined total of 31 against Michigan. B1G Champs by 3 games. Senior day. Could not care less about that little dust up at the end of the game
Not only has Michigan State won the B1G 10 title outright we have continued to avoid the Kiss of Seth we are truly blessed
And LOL
And LOL
March 8, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Not only has Michigan State won the B1G 10 title outright we have continued to avoid the Kiss of Seth we are truly blessed
And LOL
And LOL
The sequence where Coen Carr rebounds a missed FT, kicks the ball out as he falls to the floor in the corner then gets up and dives to the rim for a lob from Jase….key moment, classic Carr hustle, awareness, athleticism 😤
March 7, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The sequence where Coen Carr rebounds a missed FT, kicks the ball out as he falls to the floor in the corner then gets up and dives to the rim for a lob from Jase….key moment, classic Carr hustle, awareness, athleticism 😤
Outright champs in an 18 team league with one game left to play is wild.
Keep doubting MSUBB and Tom Izzo you absolute fucking morons.
We run this. Same as it ever was.
Keep doubting MSUBB and Tom Izzo you absolute fucking morons.
We run this. Same as it ever was.
March 7, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Outright champs in an 18 team league with one game left to play is wild.
Keep doubting MSUBB and Tom Izzo you absolute fucking morons.
We run this. Same as it ever was.
Keep doubting MSUBB and Tom Izzo you absolute fucking morons.
We run this. Same as it ever was.
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B1G this Century:
Natty:
MSU: 1
Final Four:
MSU: 7
Wisconsin: 3
Michigan/OSU: 2
Purdue/IU/Illinois: 1
B1G Title:
MSU: 9
Wisconsin: 6
OSU/Purdue/Illinois: 5
Michigan/IU: 3
Maryland: 1
B1G Tourney:
MSU: 5
Illinois/OSU: 4
Iowa: 3
Purdue/Michigan: 2
Wisconsin: 1
One stands above.
Natty:
MSU: 1
Final Four:
MSU: 7
Wisconsin: 3
Michigan/OSU: 2
Purdue/IU/Illinois: 1
B1G Title:
MSU: 9
Wisconsin: 6
OSU/Purdue/Illinois: 5
Michigan/IU: 3
Maryland: 1
B1G Tourney:
MSU: 5
Illinois/OSU: 4
Iowa: 3
Purdue/Michigan: 2
Wisconsin: 1
One stands above.
March 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
B1G this Century:
Natty:
MSU: 1
Final Four:
MSU: 7
Wisconsin: 3
Michigan/OSU: 2
Purdue/IU/Illinois: 1
B1G Title:
MSU: 9
Wisconsin: 6
OSU/Purdue/Illinois: 5
Michigan/IU: 3
Maryland: 1
B1G Tourney:
MSU: 5
Illinois/OSU: 4
Iowa: 3
Purdue/Michigan: 2
Wisconsin: 1
One stands above.
Natty:
MSU: 1
Final Four:
MSU: 7
Wisconsin: 3
Michigan/OSU: 2
Purdue/IU/Illinois: 1
B1G Title:
MSU: 9
Wisconsin: 6
OSU/Purdue/Illinois: 5
Michigan/IU: 3
Maryland: 1
B1G Tourney:
MSU: 5
Illinois/OSU: 4
Iowa: 3
Purdue/Michigan: 2
Wisconsin: 1
One stands above.
I’m not satisfied BUT …
I’ve been here for all 11 of Tom Izzo’s B1G 10 titles and for me, personally, this is by far the sweetest
I’ve been here for all 11 of Tom Izzo’s B1G 10 titles and for me, personally, this is by far the sweetest
March 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I’m not satisfied BUT …
I’ve been here for all 11 of Tom Izzo’s B1G 10 titles and for me, personally, this is by far the sweetest
I’ve been here for all 11 of Tom Izzo’s B1G 10 titles and for me, personally, this is by far the sweetest
I want it outright, but for tonight…B1G. 10. CHAMPS
We run this. Same as it ever was.
We run this. Same as it ever was.
March 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I want it outright, but for tonight…B1G. 10. CHAMPS
We run this. Same as it ever was.
We run this. Same as it ever was.
Jaxon Kohler is becoming one of the greatest rebounders I have EVER seen at MSU. Not hyperbole.
March 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Jaxon Kohler is becoming one of the greatest rebounders I have EVER seen at MSU. Not hyperbole.
They may win this wet noodle fight against Nebraska but Michigan is the very definition of mid - and this is repulsive basketball
February 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
They may win this wet noodle fight against Nebraska but Michigan is the very definition of mid - and this is repulsive basketball