Constantine VII
@porphyrogenitos.bsky.social
Definitely a human person. Absolutely.
“Pardon me, I know I’m at Disney World, but do you know where I can find the Japanese equivalent of The Anglo-Saxon Chronicle?”
“Hang on, I got you bro.”
“Hang on, I got you bro.”
December 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
“Pardon me, I know I’m at Disney World, but do you know where I can find the Japanese equivalent of The Anglo-Saxon Chronicle?”
“Hang on, I got you bro.”
“Hang on, I got you bro.”
As a confused American, can someone explain the difference between good January 6th terrorism and bad January 6th terrorism?
Patel on J6 arrest: "When you attack American citizens, when you attack our institutions of legislation, when you attack our nation's Capitol, you attack the very being of our way of life."
December 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
As a confused American, can someone explain the difference between good January 6th terrorism and bad January 6th terrorism?
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I found the one exception to my belief that journalists should be paid for their work
November 22, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I found the one exception to my belief that journalists should be paid for their work
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When you fail a saving throw vs charisma
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
When you fail a saving throw vs charisma
Andrew Cuomo’s gonna turn up in the Epstein files written in with black Sharpie and Diet Coke stains.
November 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Andrew Cuomo’s gonna turn up in the Epstein files written in with black Sharpie and Diet Coke stains.
Comment I made on a co-counsel’s brief this morning: “Is there a way to phrase this that makes us sound less like losers?”
November 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Comment I made on a co-counsel’s brief this morning: “Is there a way to phrase this that makes us sound less like losers?”
I’m both a massive Starbucks junkie and a shareholder, and I really don’t look forward to finding somewhere else to get my morning coffee for a while, but if I can give up Starbucks for the duration of the strike, the rest of you can, too.
November 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I’m both a massive Starbucks junkie and a shareholder, and I really don’t look forward to finding somewhere else to get my morning coffee for a while, but if I can give up Starbucks for the duration of the strike, the rest of you can, too.
Thanks AI, you’re the best. All that money is clearly worth it.
November 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Thanks AI, you’re the best. All that money is clearly worth it.
Pokémon cards are vastly more popular with trick-or-treaters tonight than full-size Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. I do not understand the children of today.
October 31, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Pokémon cards are vastly more popular with trick-or-treaters tonight than full-size Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. I do not understand the children of today.
Fall has arrived in Chicago.
October 17, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Fall has arrived in Chicago.
My son: “We learned about Barack Obama in school yesterday.”
Welp, I’m going to shrivel up and blow away now.
Welp, I’m going to shrivel up and blow away now.
October 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
My son: “We learned about Barack Obama in school yesterday.”
Welp, I’m going to shrivel up and blow away now.
Welp, I’m going to shrivel up and blow away now.
Free campaign slogan for the next Democratic nominee: “Vance 2028: Spend the Next Eight Years Being Lectured at by a Millennial.”
October 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Free campaign slogan for the next Democratic nominee: “Vance 2028: Spend the Next Eight Years Being Lectured at by a Millennial.”
It’s always a good day for a heron sighting.
September 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
It’s always a good day for a heron sighting.
Some of the authors I follow (like @scalzi.com and @diane.dianeduane.com) have been posting a lot about the upcoming Anthropic settlement. It has now been filed to the docket, and I have looked it over (I do this sort of thing for a living). I’m sure a lot of writers have a lot of questions about it
September 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Some of the authors I follow (like @scalzi.com and @diane.dianeduane.com) have been posting a lot about the upcoming Anthropic settlement. It has now been filed to the docket, and I have looked it over (I do this sort of thing for a living). I’m sure a lot of writers have a lot of questions about it
Looking forward to the tweet where Trump tries to fire Nela Richardson.
Labor market growth slows dramatically in August with U.S. adding just 54,000 jobs, ADP says
U.S. private sector hiring rose less than expected in August, per the ADP.
www.cnbc.com
September 4, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Looking forward to the tweet where Trump tries to fire Nela Richardson.
After listening to @lentesta.bsky.social, @jimshull.bsky.social, and Jim Hill talk about Crush’s Coaster a few months ago on Disney Unpacked, I’m excited to finally try it out (even with the 110 minute wait and the possibility of missing our dinner reservation).
August 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
After listening to @lentesta.bsky.social, @jimshull.bsky.social, and Jim Hill talk about Crush’s Coaster a few months ago on Disney Unpacked, I’m excited to finally try it out (even with the 110 minute wait and the possibility of missing our dinner reservation).
For whatever reason, Canada is far better represented in it’s a small world in Disneyland Paris than in any other version of the ride.
August 21, 2025 at 9:13 AM
For whatever reason, Canada is far better represented in it’s a small world in Disneyland Paris than in any other version of the ride.
You could not ask for nicer weather at Disneyland Paris today.
August 21, 2025 at 8:48 AM
You could not ask for nicer weather at Disneyland Paris today.
I like big geese and I cannot lie.
August 18, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I like big geese and I cannot lie.
This shirt my wife just bought me is my new spirit animal. Thanks, @theonion.com!
August 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
This shirt my wife just bought me is my new spirit animal. Thanks, @theonion.com!
I’m listening to That Was The Year That Was, and it occurs to me that the phrase “copious free time,” which I use ALL THE TIME is one I stole from
Tom Lehrer.
Tom Lehrer.
July 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I’m listening to That Was The Year That Was, and it occurs to me that the phrase “copious free time,” which I use ALL THE TIME is one I stole from
Tom Lehrer.
Tom Lehrer.
It’s early July, people!
July 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
It’s early July, people!
Pro tip: Do not be this law firm.
July 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Pro tip: Do not be this law firm.
I’m so glad Google has switched to an AI prompt. It’s so much better.
July 6, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I’m so glad Google has switched to an AI prompt. It’s so much better.
I need someone to explain to me why the heck Waco is in the United States District Court for the Western District of Texas.
June 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I need someone to explain to me why the heck Waco is in the United States District Court for the Western District of Texas.