Poodleskirt
@poodleskirt.bsky.social
Living like a bug ain't easy
I'm in a "new cat orientation" call and this one woman has her camera on asking if we can hear her and we're all just staying on mute not saying shit
December 2, 2024 at 11:45 PM
I'm in a "new cat orientation" call and this one woman has her camera on asking if we can hear her and we're all just staying on mute not saying shit
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Gen Z detective arriving at the scene of the crime: What are the vibes
November 30, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Gen Z detective arriving at the scene of the crime: What are the vibes
With the advent of AI, silicon has joined carbon on the list of elements that eventually find out about themselves if you give them enough time
November 30, 2024 at 4:26 PM
With the advent of AI, silicon has joined carbon on the list of elements that eventually find out about themselves if you give them enough time
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restful leg syndrome. im not doing SHIT.
November 29, 2024 at 6:21 AM
restful leg syndrome. im not doing SHIT.
It’s common to say: “nickleback is the Bud Light of beer”
November 29, 2024 at 2:54 AM
It’s common to say: “nickleback is the Bud Light of beer”
Picking up a cat I adopted tomorrow
November 26, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Picking up a cat I adopted tomorrow
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[teaching my boyfriend cards]
ME: the blue ones represent logic, the yellow are morality & order, the green use instinct & interdependence, and the red value chaos & impulse
HIM: *frantically flipping through UNO instruction booklet*
ME: the blue ones represent logic, the yellow are morality & order, the green use instinct & interdependence, and the red value chaos & impulse
HIM: *frantically flipping through UNO instruction booklet*
November 22, 2024 at 3:42 AM
[teaching my boyfriend cards]
ME: the blue ones represent logic, the yellow are morality & order, the green use instinct & interdependence, and the red value chaos & impulse
HIM: *frantically flipping through UNO instruction booklet*
ME: the blue ones represent logic, the yellow are morality & order, the green use instinct & interdependence, and the red value chaos & impulse
HIM: *frantically flipping through UNO instruction booklet*
I hate to say it but this is true. They aren't even talking about "Holding space for the lyrics of Gravity and finding power in that" on here.
[crying and puking] stop making jokes!!! it's unseemly!!!!
November 22, 2024 at 9:46 PM
I hate to say it but this is true. They aren't even talking about "Holding space for the lyrics of Gravity and finding power in that" on here.
Very interesting to me that apparently the left-er position here is that Sarah McBride is obligated to fight this specific wedge issue, presumably because she's a part of the effected group of the wider culture war, even though she made it very clear she's more interested in working on other things
“but what do you want sarah mcbride to do” literally anything other than nothing
November 21, 2024 at 12:16 AM
Very interesting to me that apparently the left-er position here is that Sarah McBride is obligated to fight this specific wedge issue, presumably because she's a part of the effected group of the wider culture war, even though she made it very clear she's more interested in working on other things
Last week was on a vacation with a group of strangers and some guy got really drunk and started clowning on another guy I had become friends for being too much of a nerd. It made no sense because the guy was cool and I was a much better target sitting right next to him
November 20, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Last week was on a vacation with a group of strangers and some guy got really drunk and started clowning on another guy I had become friends for being too much of a nerd. It made no sense because the guy was cool and I was a much better target sitting right next to him
the "cromulent fuckcrustable" guy would have been considered a god tier poster on here
November 20, 2024 at 8:41 PM
the "cromulent fuckcrustable" guy would have been considered a god tier poster on here
This year I finally finished my mtg vintage cube that I started back in 2017. It has 2 proxies in it, Mox Emerald which I'm sure I'll own some day, and Timetwister which I probably never will. Here's the list:
cubecobra.com/cube/list/c9...
cubecobra.com/cube/list/c9...
Cube Cobra List: Da cube
This is a brand new cube!
cubecobra.com
November 20, 2024 at 4:11 AM
This year I finally finished my mtg vintage cube that I started back in 2017. It has 2 proxies in it, Mox Emerald which I'm sure I'll own some day, and Timetwister which I probably never will. Here's the list:
cubecobra.com/cube/list/c9...
cubecobra.com/cube/list/c9...
1. "Hey, we should make a platform where the out-group isn't allowed"
2. Out-group gets over generalized, removing all disagreement instead of just trolls
3. In-group gets no pushback and some start acting very weird
4. In-group is forced to govern itself and group lines are re-drawn
5. "Hey, we sho
2. Out-group gets over generalized, removing all disagreement instead of just trolls
3. In-group gets no pushback and some start acting very weird
4. In-group is forced to govern itself and group lines are re-drawn
5. "Hey, we sho
November 19, 2024 at 7:08 PM
1. "Hey, we should make a platform where the out-group isn't allowed"
2. Out-group gets over generalized, removing all disagreement instead of just trolls
3. In-group gets no pushback and some start acting very weird
4. In-group is forced to govern itself and group lines are re-drawn
5. "Hey, we sho
2. Out-group gets over generalized, removing all disagreement instead of just trolls
3. In-group gets no pushback and some start acting very weird
4. In-group is forced to govern itself and group lines are re-drawn
5. "Hey, we sho
How do you use this website without getting served up the reddit jokes
November 19, 2024 at 7:28 AM
How do you use this website without getting served up the reddit jokes
Wow I memory holed the adderall shortage, totally forgot this happened
Had to call 26 pharmacies this morning to find one with adderall. Got fully yelled at by one of them because apparently they are a "cancer pharmacy". My bad man maybe you should have named your store "cancer pharmacy"
November 18, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Wow I memory holed the adderall shortage, totally forgot this happened
Coming on this site again and looking at a couple of my old posts and I still like this one
November 18, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Coming on this site again and looking at a couple of my old posts and I still like this one
I think it’s more like “a social media platform with no one to dunk on will obviously die”
“It’s important not to have this place be an echo chamber” is something that sounds correct but falls apart when you realize it actually means pretending arguments done in bad faith are genuine. It’s the “I’m just asking questions” of social media
November 16, 2024 at 4:27 PM
I think it’s more like “a social media platform with no one to dunk on will obviously die”
Last night I got a migraine, which only happens to me once every 5-10 years or so. When Lara saw she gave me some migraine meds and I was like "why do you have these??" and she said "a few years ago you told me you occasionally get migraines so I picked them up" ❤️ ❤️
January 31, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Last night I got a migraine, which only happens to me once every 5-10 years or so. When Lara saw she gave me some migraine meds and I was like "why do you have these??" and she said "a few years ago you told me you occasionally get migraines so I picked them up" ❤️ ❤️
I live relatively high up in an apartment in NYC. When I moved in 3 years ago I put a $10 motion sensor outside my door so Alexa will say "Visitor at door" when someone is around, like a bootleg Ring doorbell. This week after 3 years someone (a delivery person I guess?) decided to steal it lol
January 9, 2024 at 6:44 PM
I live relatively high up in an apartment in NYC. When I moved in 3 years ago I put a $10 motion sensor outside my door so Alexa will say "Visitor at door" when someone is around, like a bootleg Ring doorbell. This week after 3 years someone (a delivery person I guess?) decided to steal it lol
don't talk to me or my son ever again
January 9, 2024 at 3:24 PM
don't talk to me or my son ever again
Asked my wife what she was doing on her phone this morning and she said "playing my favorite video game <3" and she was just venmo requesting money from me
November 9, 2023 at 6:45 PM
Asked my wife what she was doing on her phone this morning and she said "playing my favorite video game <3" and she was just venmo requesting money from me
Had to call 26 pharmacies this morning to find one with adderall. Got fully yelled at by one of them because apparently they are a "cancer pharmacy". My bad man maybe you should have named your store "cancer pharmacy"
November 7, 2023 at 4:25 PM
Had to call 26 pharmacies this morning to find one with adderall. Got fully yelled at by one of them because apparently they are a "cancer pharmacy". My bad man maybe you should have named your store "cancer pharmacy"
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My bride to be: “…& I vow to ALWAYS support your art.”
Me: “awe:)”
Bride: “except for your rapping. Youre bad at that. Ok your turn”
Me: “oh. ok… uh. *pulls out notecards* uhm. when we met, I knew you were the full package at the time. i started shipping us within 2 days, call that amazon prime-“
Me: “awe:)”
Bride: “except for your rapping. Youre bad at that. Ok your turn”
Me: “oh. ok… uh. *pulls out notecards* uhm. when we met, I knew you were the full package at the time. i started shipping us within 2 days, call that amazon prime-“
November 5, 2023 at 1:28 AM
My bride to be: “…& I vow to ALWAYS support your art.”
Me: “awe:)”
Bride: “except for your rapping. Youre bad at that. Ok your turn”
Me: “oh. ok… uh. *pulls out notecards* uhm. when we met, I knew you were the full package at the time. i started shipping us within 2 days, call that amazon prime-“
Me: “awe:)”
Bride: “except for your rapping. Youre bad at that. Ok your turn”
Me: “oh. ok… uh. *pulls out notecards* uhm. when we met, I knew you were the full package at the time. i started shipping us within 2 days, call that amazon prime-“