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The Poodle Club
@poodleclub.bsky.social
London's Happiest Little Comedy Club in sunny South London. Female-run inclusive pro venue passionate about nurturing fresh comedy voices. www.poodleclub.co.uk
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If you don’t treat my classical music collection with respect I will retaliate.
You scratch my Bach and I’ll scratch yours.
November 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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House prices have gone up in the French town of Sauté since it's become gentlyfried.
November 6, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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A reminder for UK residents
October 25, 2025 at 10:31 AM
What a splendid show we have for you tonight with this gorgeous bunch of swells. Tix at poodleclub.co.uk

@soozuk.bsky.social @martinaosullivan.bsky.social
October 24, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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Oh no, someone’s torn the cover off my dictionary. And they’ve ripped all the pages out of either end.. It just goes from bad to worse!
October 22, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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Thank God for the word ‘Cinema’.
October 20, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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My attempts to combine nitrous oxide and Oxo cubes have made me a laughing stock.
October 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
TONIGHT! Saturday night fun at London's happiest little comedy club. Tix at poodleclub.co.uk
October 18, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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Music FACT: For security reasons, Kenny Loggins changes his name every 28 days.
October 16, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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Breaking: the best way to protect swans against being eaten by immigrants is to go to your local park and throw a lot of bread into the pond, according to a top scientist who looks suspiciously like three swans in a long overcoat.
September 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Bitten by a radioactive willy, he became…
September 24, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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“Brace yourself!”
- lazy dentist
August 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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A reminder on International Dog Day. When painting a dog, always begin by applying a thin layer of underdog.
August 26, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Well deserved! Congratulations @samnicoresti.bsky.social Hope we can still afford you!
Comedy Club 4 Kids has won the Victoria Wood Award, previously known as the Edinburgh Comedy Award’s Panel Prize, for best encapsulating the ‘spirit of the Fringe’
Sam Nicoresti wins best comedy show at the Fringe : News 2025 : Chortle : The UK Comedy Guide
Sam Nicoresti wins best comedy show at the Fringe - Edinburgh Comedy Awards announced
dlvr.it
August 23, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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“You’re early”
- me meeting an earl
August 21, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Matt Green is a very funny man, you should go see him!
August 6, 2025 at 12:15 PM
TONIGHT! It's our only July show and it's a doozy! Still time to reserve advance discount tix at poodleclub.co.uk
July 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Another day, another revelation…
July 8, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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Ghosts were people who lost the will to live and died trying to fold fitted sheets
a cartoon drawing of a ghost with wings and eyes
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a ghost with wings and eyes
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May 16, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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Catholic? I like cats but wouldn’t say I have a problem
April 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Hey @channel4.bsky.social Why have you suddenly removed 'Servant of the People' from your streaming service? #Ukraine #Zelensky We were enjoying that!
March 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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New episode of The Breakup Monologues!
Recorded live @poodleclub.bsky.social with @thatkatemartin.bsky.social & Nicola Dinan
Listen at all good podcast platforms or via podfollow.com/breakupmonologues 🎧
With thanks to @kirkdalebooks.bsky.social - go and buy The Breakup Monologues book there 📚 🙌
February 21, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Matt Green is on our stage this Saturday! Still a few tix left at poodleclub.co.uk
Will this politician condemn Trump?

The return of the Rt. Hon. Geoffrey Geoff-Geoffrey...

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Will this politician condemn Trump?
YouTube video by Matt Green Comedy
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February 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Happy Galentine’s Day!
The Breakup Monologues begins recording a new season tonight @poodleclub.bsky.social
with @thatkatemartin.bsky.social @hattyashdown.bsky.social @juliecohen.bsky.social & Nicola Dinan.
Please come. Enjoy this clip from our archives in the meantime. 89 episodes avail
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February 13, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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Got to love a venue called The Poodle Club @poodleclub.bsky.social. Going this Thursday to see comedian and podcaster @rosiewilby record a live show. Tickets: wegottickets.com/event/644852
#breakup #breakupmonologues #comedy
The Breakup Monologues - Live Podcast Recording
Come be part of the audience for a live Galentine’s Day special double bill recording of Rosie’s award-winning podcast, as recommended by The Observer, Psychologies, Chortle and Metro. She’ll be shari...
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February 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM