Tom Green
@pocketcynic.bsky.social
Writer/artist saving the internet one post at a time.
Quick Monday so, set ‘em up, Joe, I got a little story I think you should know sketch.
December 2, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Quick Monday so, set ‘em up, Joe, I got a little story I think you should know sketch.
Quick Sunday rich as the groceries on the stove sketch.
December 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Quick Sunday rich as the groceries on the stove sketch.
Quick Saturday make sure there’s no next time around, don’t let the bastards get you down sketch.
November 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Quick Saturday make sure there’s no next time around, don’t let the bastards get you down sketch.
Quick Friday running just as fast as we can, holdin’ onto one another’s hand sketch.
November 29, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Quick Friday running just as fast as we can, holdin’ onto one another’s hand sketch.
Quick Thursday tired hearts sing in jubilation sketch.
November 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Quick Thursday tired hearts sing in jubilation sketch.
Quick Wednesday and there goes your freedom of choice, there goes the last human voice sketch.
November 27, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Quick Wednesday and there goes your freedom of choice, there goes the last human voice sketch.
Quick Tuesday I think it’s so groovy now that people are finally getting together sketch.
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Quick Tuesday I think it’s so groovy now that people are finally getting together sketch.
Quick Monday a-yes ma’am, I am from-a Birmin’ham, and if y’all don’t dig it, I don’t give a damn sketch.
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Quick Monday a-yes ma’am, I am from-a Birmin’ham, and if y’all don’t dig it, I don’t give a damn sketch.
Quick Sunday well, everybody’s talking and no one says a word sketch.
November 24, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Quick Sunday well, everybody’s talking and no one says a word sketch.
Quick Saturday tell you a story, happened long time ago sketch.
November 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Quick Saturday tell you a story, happened long time ago sketch.
Quick Friday with these ropes tied tight can we do no wrong sketch.
November 22, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Quick Friday with these ropes tied tight can we do no wrong sketch.
Quick Thursday come in this house, stop all that yakety-yak sketch.
November 21, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Quick Thursday come in this house, stop all that yakety-yak sketch.
Live shot of Dick Cheney’s funeral.
November 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Live shot of Dick Cheney’s funeral.
Quick Wednesday everybody’s waiting for something to happen, tell me if it happens to you sketch.
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Quick Wednesday everybody’s waiting for something to happen, tell me if it happens to you sketch.
Quick Tuesday I guess that’s just the way things are, something good comes along, then it’s gone sketch.
November 19, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Quick Tuesday I guess that’s just the way things are, something good comes along, then it’s gone sketch.
They’re gonna scrub those Epstein files so thoroughly you won’t even be able to find Epstein’s name in there.
November 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM
They’re gonna scrub those Epstein files so thoroughly you won’t even be able to find Epstein’s name in there.
Quick Monday baby did a bad bad thing sketch.
November 18, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Quick Monday baby did a bad bad thing sketch.
Quick Sunday you can be the side effect, I’d rather be the dope sketch.
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Quick Sunday you can be the side effect, I’d rather be the dope sketch.
Quick Saturday the only thing different, the only thing new sketch.
November 16, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Quick Saturday the only thing different, the only thing new sketch.
Quick Friday comin’ out of my cage and I’ve been doin’ just fine sketch.
November 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Quick Friday comin’ out of my cage and I’ve been doin’ just fine sketch.
Quick Thursday I want to throw my bills out the window, catch a train to another town sketch.
November 14, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Quick Thursday I want to throw my bills out the window, catch a train to another town sketch.
Quick Wednesday why don’t you tell your dreams to me, fantasy will set you free sketch.
November 13, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Quick Wednesday why don’t you tell your dreams to me, fantasy will set you free sketch.
Quick Tuesday and the days keep rolling along sketch.
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Quick Tuesday and the days keep rolling along sketch.
And for my next trick…
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 AM
And for my next trick…
Quick Monday well mama’s on pills, daddy’s over the hill but we’re all gonna die someday sketch.
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Quick Monday well mama’s on pills, daddy’s over the hill but we’re all gonna die someday sketch.