pnutprez
@pnutprez.bsky.social
she/they | defiant until death | American by birth, Southern by the Grace of God. | "Peanut President has never had a correct thought about anything, ever."
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like a fashion brand getting bought by nudists
December 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
like a fashion brand getting bought by nudists
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~ current mood ~
November 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
~ current mood ~
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columbo says "one more thing" and the dykes go wild
November 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
columbo says "one more thing" and the dykes go wild
fried brain sandwiches (not a euphemism, its literally fried brains on a bun)
November 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
fried brain sandwiches (not a euphemism, its literally fried brains on a bun)
Matthew 6:24
"we gotta kill the fuckin rich dude like rn ongod"
"we gotta kill the fuckin rich dude like rn ongod"
AI slop now making up saccharine Bible verses that do not exist
November 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Matthew 6:24
"we gotta kill the fuckin rich dude like rn ongod"
"we gotta kill the fuckin rich dude like rn ongod"
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they’re gonna have a heated conversation about the future of the white sox
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
they’re gonna have a heated conversation about the future of the white sox
going to my bank and asking for a 10,000 year mortgage
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
going to my bank and asking for a 10,000 year mortgage
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Condiment King's time to shine.
Don't know who that is? You still have time to ketch up.
Don't know who that is? You still have time to ketch up.
September 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Condiment King's time to shine.
Don't know who that is? You still have time to ketch up.
Don't know who that is? You still have time to ketch up.
grow up
The reality is that lots of people, 95% of the planet, eg me, pick up this skeet outside of the U.S. & don’t use those measurements. Now I have to convert: 40”=1.016 m. OK, a metre of rain. Now I understand how bad. In the future, could you consider the other 19/20 people on earth? #MoreMetric
October 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
grow up
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People are so brainwashed about Chicago being a crime infested hellhole that they assume white people and single family homes must be in the burbs. This is in the city.
its remarkable to see random suburbanites in their fucking PJs have more courage than the vast majority of america's political, social, and civil elites
More from the scene
October 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
People are so brainwashed about Chicago being a crime infested hellhole that they assume white people and single family homes must be in the burbs. This is in the city.
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so many of the small indignities of daily life come from us being denied the ability to tell a rich man in a tech company to fuck off. minesweeper has microtransactions. paid services have ads. the opt out says maybe later. the drive thru is a broken chatbot. your car is an ipad. fuck off! fuck off!
August 31, 2025 at 7:01 AM
so many of the small indignities of daily life come from us being denied the ability to tell a rich man in a tech company to fuck off. minesweeper has microtransactions. paid services have ads. the opt out says maybe later. the drive thru is a broken chatbot. your car is an ipad. fuck off! fuck off!
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“we all had a nazi phase, right?” my brother in christ: no
October 21, 2025 at 1:38 PM
“we all had a nazi phase, right?” my brother in christ: no
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Tag: Corruption, Mind control
October 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Tag: Corruption, Mind control
i'm losing it dude...14 players from last years white sox team made the playoffs this year with other teams im going insane put me in a padded cell
October 3, 2025 at 10:22 PM
i'm losing it dude...14 players from last years white sox team made the playoffs this year with other teams im going insane put me in a padded cell
we need a helldump on bluesky thats my hot take
October 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
we need a helldump on bluesky thats my hot take
A 21st Century reconstruction of the Whig Party's response to slavery, coming up
oh look, it’s literally the thing i wrote about for @rollingstone.com happening in real time. as we speak. like exactly what i reported, like a carbon copy.
as a reminder, here’s what i said people within the party and trans care advocates believe will most likely happen next.
as a reminder, here’s what i said people within the party and trans care advocates believe will most likely happen next.
September 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
A 21st Century reconstruction of the Whig Party's response to slavery, coming up
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On June 2, 1991, flight 283 from LA to Newark lost all contact with ATC. The aircraft never landed, and no remains were found.
Ever since, rumors of a "ghost plane" have spread among aviation enthusiasts, who claim to have seen flight 283 attempting to land at airports across the world.
Ever since, rumors of a "ghost plane" have spread among aviation enthusiasts, who claim to have seen flight 283 attempting to land at airports across the world.
September 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
On June 2, 1991, flight 283 from LA to Newark lost all contact with ATC. The aircraft never landed, and no remains were found.
Ever since, rumors of a "ghost plane" have spread among aviation enthusiasts, who claim to have seen flight 283 attempting to land at airports across the world.
Ever since, rumors of a "ghost plane" have spread among aviation enthusiasts, who claim to have seen flight 283 attempting to land at airports across the world.
folks, they're calling me the worst poster of all time
September 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
folks, they're calling me the worst poster of all time
me normally: football is a death game, a bloodsport in which we sacrifice the lives and bodies of the young and especially those from underserved communities for our entertainment. are we not better than the ancient romans, whose bloodlust was never quenched?
me when the bears are winning: GO BEARS
me when the bears are winning: GO BEARS
September 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
me normally: football is a death game, a bloodsport in which we sacrifice the lives and bodies of the young and especially those from underserved communities for our entertainment. are we not better than the ancient romans, whose bloodlust was never quenched?
me when the bears are winning: GO BEARS
me when the bears are winning: GO BEARS
i feel like any fleet that is getting 500+ speeding tickets should have their plates yanked like wtf
Chicago's DOF and ped/traffic safety committee are out with the Equity in Enforcement Working Group's Report of Recommendations.
Big ticket item is real numbers defining repeat offenders: only 31% of vehicles get a third ticket.
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Big ticket item is real numbers defining repeat offenders: only 31% of vehicles get a third ticket.
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September 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
i feel like any fleet that is getting 500+ speeding tickets should have their plates yanked like wtf
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You can buy a pumpkin from a store, but then you won't get to experience the joy of getting about 25,000 mosquito bites during the process of checking on how they are doing over the course of months.
August 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
You can buy a pumpkin from a store, but then you won't get to experience the joy of getting about 25,000 mosquito bites during the process of checking on how they are doing over the course of months.
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gas grass or ass you need to touch SOMETHING
September 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
gas grass or ass you need to touch SOMETHING