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Dylan Katz

@plz.bsky.social

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He/him Pro computer fighter aka @Plazmaz running in my walled garden while my script runs in yours https://dylankatz.com Rave reviews: "shame of infosec" "insufferable cyclist"

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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · Feb 18

Really sick of important significant things distracting me from my silly nonsense

Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 6d

Halloween is over but make sure you still check

A bag of nerds gummy clusters in a box of razor blades

Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 10d

Or on top of the cushions it looks like 😆

Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 10d

Genuinely a genius move.

Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 10d

Holy crap.
I just realized how dumb I've been from this picture. I have been struggling with huge buildups of dog hair, and am currently lint rolling my couch every morning. At the same time I've been considering getting more blankets. The setup you have is both the coziest AND machine washable 😮😮😮

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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 10d

That's kinda the beauty of it. It flips the social norm of expected solitude and isolation to expected sharing and community. Just for one night. It's like a neighbor asking to borrow a cup of sugar as a holiday

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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 10d

I feel like I say this every year but I really need people to hear it. Halloween is the best American holiday. Just kids outside welcomed into their world, marching around together, showing off their costumes to the elderly, parents meeting parents, neighbors catching up with neighbors.

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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 11d

Every party I've gone to I always find myself ready to go like 30 minutes before I should leave so I'm all dressed up just to wait around for a while. Especially pronounced on Halloween lol

Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 11d

Good strategy to leap out and scare them

Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 12d

This is the same as the recall they announced earlier this year, right? It looks like your page links to a blog post that was last updated a month ago

Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 20d

If I see an acronym that's like 5+ letters and vaguely pronounceable I assume it's a meaningless backronym and rarely even look up what it stands for

Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 21d

That's an oxymoron

Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 21d

Ask not what you can do for your country but how much your country can pay you
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/21/u...

Trump Said to Demand Justice Dept. Pay Him $230 Million for Past Cases

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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 21d

Lol I am the most socially anxious person... Just had a moment of worrying if the neighbors cat was mad at me

Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 21d

They've already installed the ghouls

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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · 22d

Oh hell yeah!

the White House's east wing facade being torn down with a "Spirit Halloween Coming Soon" sign hanging up

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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 22d

As a kid I fully believed in addition to our aboveground railroads there was also a massive north/south subway built in secret to help people escape slavery.

Did actually learn about the underground railroad in elementary school which cleared that up but could you imagine?! What a world

Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 24d

Ofc he undid that with everything else he did

Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 24d

Genuinely Elon has done more for my personal mental health than almost anyone just by getting me off Twitter

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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 27d

Plus she'd be the youngest in Congress and the cutest

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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 27d

v effective legislator

Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 28d

*pop*

Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 28d

saw this comment on a late show youtube video and was struck by what a strange situation we're in. The people in frog/chicken costumes are on the front lines of protecting democracy

a youtube comment that says " To the men and women who dressed as frogs and chickens, I thank you for your bravery; I truly mean that, thank you! I love Chicago and Portland and I never thought that I would see this sadness from our government in my lifetime; to the brave protestors; thank you for your service. "

Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 28d

IDK why you'd ever choose a policy that:
1. Hurts these animals
2. Gives news outlets the opportunity to break out the cute animal pictures. There's no rebuttal to THAT FACE

David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 28d

Republicans try to weaken 50-year-old law protecting whales, seals and polar bears - ABC News

Republicans try to weaken 50-year-old law protecting whales, seals and polar bears

One of the U.S.’s longest standing pieces of environmental legislation, credited with helping save rare whales from extinction, is the subject of an effort for cutbacks from Republican lawmakers who…

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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 29d

Idk we're at tin can phones rn so it might be a little bit

Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 29d

aorotica? 😬

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