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Sunshine
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🚨🚨I drank🥤 the chemicals 🧪 in ⬇️the water💧 that turn 🐸 the frogs 🏳️‍🌈 gay and all I got 🤲🏻was this stupid🤪 gender 👫dysphoria 🫨👀‼️😵😬

- Woke 👁️🫦👁️ mind 🧠virus🦠 super-spreader 🫣
- 🐶 Feral 💦🥵 Artist 🎨🤫
- 🏳️‍⚧️ ❤️🧡Dykeboy 🩷💜 💉

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Im gay
I just heard that everything is gonna basically be okay
July 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
“Bosses Definitionally Can Never be on Your Side or Your Friends When it Comes Down to it no Matter How Convincing They Might Seem” or “Sunshine, You Stupid Bitch, Fuck Bosses Forever!” as a title for my memoir? 🤔
July 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Hi I’m Sunshine and I’m going to spend the next 25 hours straight getting everyone in this room to fall in love with me.
April 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Inside me there are two guys. One is assessing my environment and fighting readiness and the other is smashing his brains out with a hammer.
March 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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i am socially transitioning into a cunt
March 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Bark BORK
March 6, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Cursed with another day carrying the burden of being smart and cool and carrying the weight of my massive tits and fat ass.

😢
February 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
bork bork
February 24, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Hooters is bankrupt because of woke
February 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Hey dipshit trans people don’t exist just because of gender constructs and if you think abolishing gender would mean less trans people you should probably take a long walk off a short dock
February 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Happy Friday to my many supporters and my many many enemies
February 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Sometimes you just gotta stick your bare feet in an icy creek and let the pain turn numb yknow
February 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Ever been so hot the government had to erase all records of your existence?
🥵🥵🥵
February 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Damn 2025 really slaps when you’re a fucking idiot huh
February 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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okay based on the only other sporting events i watch does the winner still strap the loser at the end
February 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Me @ my gf
u have to touch my boobs. u have to. it’s the law
February 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Having a cat is like being in a toxic relationship with a chaotic evil noctournal cirque de soleil acrobat on amphetamines who you keep around because they’re so cute and great at cuddling.
February 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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February 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Get you a girl who does real time improv RPGs with you at the bar
February 8, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Women 😍
February 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
What will kill me first? Taking baths in the murky-ass water my landlord won’t fix the pipes about or this administration?

Place your bets now
February 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
There used to be two of these at my childhood park and they cut my favorite one down. I used to climb on it through all stages of my life. At least this one’s still here. It’s not as good for climbing though.
February 6, 2025 at 2:48 AM
If I yell into the void of my low engagement bsky does it make a sound?
February 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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February 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM