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If you’re a Star Wars fan with a white car license plate BEN SOLO and today some lunatic yelled “Ben solo lives! Justice for Ben solo!” into your car window as they drove by, that lunatic was me
May 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
April 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Can someone less tired than me please Logan Lucky this
financial advice in a weird time:

-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw

simple
April 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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As requested by @piratemistress.bsky.social make the firefighters response to my mother’s trauma ✨Reylo✨
March 20, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Ah, the millennial experience of “every time you get some measure of financial and career stability, the world decides to do something extraordinarily stupid again”
February 3, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Crying screaming throwing up
February 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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First look at Oscar Isaac as Dr. Frankenstein in Guillermo del Toro’s #Frankenstein.

Releasing in November on Netflix.
January 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1418
January 26, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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Is this… Rey and the Knights of Ren?
January 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Just a little taste of paradise with HOTMD’s Strings McCrane
December 22, 2024 at 9:28 PM
When you’re writing a fun, sexy romp and suddenly characters bare their souls and it’s all angst
a man in a suit sits at a table with a menu and says " what happened "
ALT: a man in a suit sits at a table with a menu and says " what happened "
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Let’s talk about The Unfinished. Does anyone else have pages of good draft scenes/ partial fics they never completed, scattered across 20 fandoms? It keeps me from channeling inspiration into new stories, because I feel it’s likely they’ll wind up on this trash heap, never to see the light of day.
December 8, 2024 at 2:34 PM
You mean the liars LIED?
Aside, just more wasted outrage. Find a new strategy.
Jeffries: "We've seen repeatedly amongst my extreme MAGA Republican colleagues that they say one thing to the American people before the election and then do something different after the election. House Republicans said they were gonna protect Social Security and Medicare ... "
December 6, 2024 at 5:11 PM
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The meanings of the word for a wren, from eight different languages...

8. Little walnut (Bulgarian)
7. Little bird in the ditch (Japanese)
6. Thumbling (Finnish)
5. Fence-skedaddler (Danish)
4. Fence-master (Hebrew)
3. Druid bird (Irish)
2. Mouse-brother (Faroese)
1. Little king of winter (Dutch)
December 5, 2024 at 2:44 PM
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"Sorry, nobody down here but the FBI's most unwanted."

#Reylo X-Files AU 👽✨
#reyloart #art
December 5, 2024 at 7:05 PM
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The Death of Critical Thinking Will Kill Us Long Before AI |
Joan Westenberg

www.joanwestenberg.com/the-death-of...
December 1, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Without my Amazon purchase history
a man in a suit says i literally do not know who i am
ALT: a man in a suit says i literally do not know who i am
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2024 at 8:05 PM
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You’re not violating a reading rule if you opt not to finish a book that's not resonating with you. Life is finite and we thus have a finite number of books to read. Reading shouldn’t be a chore. You needn’t feel guilty for ensuring that your time reading is spent reading things that you love.
November 27, 2024 at 3:32 AM
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For some reason the X-Men animated series theme fits perfectly with the Garfield and Friends intro.
November 22, 2024 at 1:07 PM
What’s the true marker of middle age and why is it owning a pill organizer
November 18, 2024 at 1:07 PM
If you see this post a vampire
November 16, 2024 at 4:40 AM
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summoning circle, hope this works

🕯
🕯 🕯
🕯 🕯
A cure
🕯 For being clums- 🔥

🕯 Ah shit 🔥

Ah no 🔥 🔥
🔥 🔥 🔥 Oh no oh no
🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
October 29, 2024 at 6:36 PM
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There are only 37 seats left for the entire 'Hold On To Me Darling' three month run. Nov & Dec are sold out.

🎭 #AdamDriver
holdontomedarling.com
September 30, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #554,438!
September 26, 2024 at 1:45 AM