pigasusdunc.bsky.social
@pigasusdunc.bsky.social
I'm pretty sure the current timeline is being orchestrated by Vince McMahon.
June 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I can't help but read Melania's bitcoin $melania as
"Smellonia."

No thanks.
January 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
As a retailer for 45 years, every Christmas season there is a moment when I think: "They've cancelled Christmas!"

And every year, Christmas arrives as scheduled.
December 24, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Welcome to Panicked Father Day. And brother/sister-thinking-maybe-they-should-get-something-after-all-day. And store owner finally able to relax enough to feel a little Christmas Spirit day.
December 24, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Two noteworthy days in my life.

The day I threw a pickle at my Dad, yelling, "It's just a pickle!"

And the day I found myself saying to my own kids, "Don't eat all the pickles!"
December 22, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Ho, Ho, Ho, and a Hardy, Har har!
December 20, 2024 at 7:51 PM
For lo, the ancient prophecy is fulfilled: the squirrels are coming for our nuts!
December 19, 2024 at 4:05 PM
I've been fired from taking care of the one houseplant that was my responsibility. Time to turn in my green thumb.
December 6, 2024 at 8:41 PM
The oligarchs are gonna be beefing up security.
December 4, 2024 at 5:37 PM
I remember a time when Oregon football was so bad, it was seriously contemplated dropping them from the Pac10.
November 27, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Finishing my 4th David Gemmell book and I'm getting tired of his shtick.

I think he might be the kind of writer I read every 6 months, not 4 books in a row.
November 17, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Banned book lists look my high school syllabus.
November 15, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Why oh why did you leave us, Bill Watterson?
November 15, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Well, the horror crowd has come over en masse.
November 15, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Twitter was always so overwhelming to me, I stayed away. I'm taking this Bluesky thing slowly. Small number of followers is just fine.
November 15, 2024 at 2:44 AM
The New York Times seems to live in some sort of dreamland where things are normal, business as usual.
November 14, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Matt Gaezt? Is this reality?
Hey, sweetie, am I in a coma? Pinch me, to make sure.
Oh, darn. I was sort of hoping for the world that I was...
November 14, 2024 at 1:07 AM