Phil Tyler
@philtyleruk.bsky.social
(He/Him) Husband, father, grandfather, IT geek, writer, biker, drummer, LGBTQ+ ally, & erratic sweary Jesus follower.
Check out my books…they’re really good. 🪐📚
Gran Raid - Paperback
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https://philipalantyler.co.uk for free stories
Check out my books…they’re really good. 🪐📚
Gran Raid - Paperback
https://amzn.to/3MI4QAd
https://philipalantyler.co.uk for free stories
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Phil Tyler
@philtyleruk.bsky.social
· Dec 11
I know @richardosman1.bsky.social ‘s “Thursday Murder Club” series are very popular but if you’ve read them all and are hankering for more feisty pensioners up to no good then search for “Gran Raid” on Amazon or Apple Books. Don’t believe me believe the amazing reviews. Most are 5* #crime #fiction
Absolutely in bits. Today our gorgeous Toy Poodle, Spike, passed away peacefully on the sofa next to me. He was THE best dog in the whole world. This photo was taken yesterday. His last trip to the park he loved.
#RIP
😢😢😢😢
#RIP
😢😢😢😢
November 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Absolutely in bits. Today our gorgeous Toy Poodle, Spike, passed away peacefully on the sofa next to me. He was THE best dog in the whole world. This photo was taken yesterday. His last trip to the park he loved.
#RIP
😢😢😢😢
#RIP
😢😢😢😢
We know this is fake for several reasons..
1. The Earth is way more than 6,000 year old
2. Adam and Eve’s story is a metaphor not literal fact
3. Keith Richard’s was busy photographing the dinosaurs when he was young.
1. The Earth is way more than 6,000 year old
2. Adam and Eve’s story is a metaphor not literal fact
3. Keith Richard’s was busy photographing the dinosaurs when he was young.
November 14, 2025 at 11:33 AM
We know this is fake for several reasons..
1. The Earth is way more than 6,000 year old
2. Adam and Eve’s story is a metaphor not literal fact
3. Keith Richard’s was busy photographing the dinosaurs when he was young.
1. The Earth is way more than 6,000 year old
2. Adam and Eve’s story is a metaphor not literal fact
3. Keith Richard’s was busy photographing the dinosaurs when he was young.
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Christmas is coming. Get a thrilling romp about bank robbing pensioners on a mission to right wrongs for the book lover in your life!
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#novel #bankrobbers #thriller #romp #pensioners #geriaction #christmas #presentideas #presents #reading
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November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Christmas is coming. Get a thrilling romp about bank robbing pensioners on a mission to right wrongs for the book lover in your life!
UK
amzn.to/3MI4QAd
USA
a.co/d/h34u21i
#novel #bankrobbers #thriller #romp #pensioners #geriaction #christmas #presentideas #presents #reading
UK
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USA
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#novel #bankrobbers #thriller #romp #pensioners #geriaction #christmas #presentideas #presents #reading
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Everything is shit but young people discovering and falling in love with Discworld still brings me tremendous joy
Yes, youth of today: Nanny Ogg IS awesome
Yes, youth of today: Nanny Ogg IS awesome
November 13, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Everything is shit but young people discovering and falling in love with Discworld still brings me tremendous joy
Yes, youth of today: Nanny Ogg IS awesome
Yes, youth of today: Nanny Ogg IS awesome
A brilliant track. Love it.
November 11, 2025 at 11:35 AM
A brilliant track. Love it.
Another marvellously crap scam email offering to promote my book. They couldn’t even be bothered to replace the filler text “Your book” with the name of one of my books! Oh and I’m sure that book club really exists. Really absolutely certain.
USA
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UK
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USA
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UK
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November 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Another marvellously crap scam email offering to promote my book. They couldn’t even be bothered to replace the filler text “Your book” with the name of one of my books! Oh and I’m sure that book club really exists. Really absolutely certain.
USA
a.co/d/9OgffvX
UK
amzn.to/3P6knbu
USA
a.co/d/9OgffvX
UK
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One of the joys of being an author with an email address in the public domain is receiving emails like this. Obviously it’s AI generated but I’ve still blacked out the name in case it’s impersonating a real person!
At least some AI’s are enjoying Coronnol!
USA
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UK
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At least some AI’s are enjoying Coronnol!
USA
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UK
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November 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
One of the joys of being an author with an email address in the public domain is receiving emails like this. Obviously it’s AI generated but I’ve still blacked out the name in case it’s impersonating a real person!
At least some AI’s are enjoying Coronnol!
USA
a.co/d/9OgffvX
UK
amzn.to/3P6knbu
At least some AI’s are enjoying Coronnol!
USA
a.co/d/9OgffvX
UK
amzn.to/3P6knbu
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I don't resent poor people who use food stamps to buy another soft drink.
I resent rich people who take away the funds for food stamps to buy another yacht.
I resent rich people who take away the funds for food stamps to buy another yacht.
November 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I don't resent poor people who use food stamps to buy another soft drink.
I resent rich people who take away the funds for food stamps to buy another yacht.
I resent rich people who take away the funds for food stamps to buy another yacht.
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Zack Polanski said the Green Party would be open to a Referendum on the Royal Family.
Do you want a Referendum so we can vote to get rid of this monstrosity?
Do you want a Referendum so we can vote to get rid of this monstrosity?
October 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Zack Polanski said the Green Party would be open to a Referendum on the Royal Family.
Do you want a Referendum so we can vote to get rid of this monstrosity?
Do you want a Referendum so we can vote to get rid of this monstrosity?
Fawlty Towers star Prunella Scales dies aged 93.
😢 She was class in Fawlty Towers. Absolutely perfect in the role of Sybil.
😢 She was class in Fawlty Towers. Absolutely perfect in the role of Sybil.
October 28, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Fawlty Towers star Prunella Scales dies aged 93.
😢 She was class in Fawlty Towers. Absolutely perfect in the role of Sybil.
😢 She was class in Fawlty Towers. Absolutely perfect in the role of Sybil.
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It's just patriots (actual patriots) being patriotic.
October 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
It's just patriots (actual patriots) being patriotic.
😂
On what would have been Margaret Thatcher's 100th birthday, a reminder of what this awesome woman said at her funeral.
October 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
😂
Introduce yourself using one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand.
Squid (they’re too intelligent and gross to be food)
The Man Who Wasn’t There
Anything at all by Ed ‘effing’ Sheeran
Squid (they’re too intelligent and gross to be food)
The Man Who Wasn’t There
Anything at all by Ed ‘effing’ Sheeran
Introduce yourself using one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand.
Snails
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
'97 Bonnie & Clyde (although I've only heard the Tori Amos cover)
Snails
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
'97 Bonnie & Clyde (although I've only heard the Tori Amos cover)
Introduce yourself using one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand.
Oysters
The million dollar Hotel
La Macarena
Oysters
The million dollar Hotel
La Macarena
October 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Introduce yourself using one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand.
Squid (they’re too intelligent and gross to be food)
The Man Who Wasn’t There
Anything at all by Ed ‘effing’ Sheeran
Squid (they’re too intelligent and gross to be food)
The Man Who Wasn’t There
Anything at all by Ed ‘effing’ Sheeran
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Well done
October 12, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Well done
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Nigel Farage went to Dulwich College which when he attended was more expensive than Eton
He earns £1.5m a year, 92% of which comes from dodgy donations
His girlfriend pays £885,000 in cash to buy houses but she's a waitress.
He's not a 'working man' he's very rich and corrupt
He earns £1.5m a year, 92% of which comes from dodgy donations
His girlfriend pays £885,000 in cash to buy houses but she's a waitress.
He's not a 'working man' he's very rich and corrupt
October 12, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Nigel Farage went to Dulwich College which when he attended was more expensive than Eton
He earns £1.5m a year, 92% of which comes from dodgy donations
His girlfriend pays £885,000 in cash to buy houses but she's a waitress.
He's not a 'working man' he's very rich and corrupt
He earns £1.5m a year, 92% of which comes from dodgy donations
His girlfriend pays £885,000 in cash to buy houses but she's a waitress.
He's not a 'working man' he's very rich and corrupt
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Keep this in mind for the 18th.
Oh and the pickle got away...
Oh and the pickle got away...
October 10, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Keep this in mind for the 18th.
Oh and the pickle got away...
Oh and the pickle got away...
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Jeff Bezos might have built a spaceship, but indie bookstores build and nurture whole communities and that is *way* more impressive and valuable.
October 8, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Jeff Bezos might have built a spaceship, but indie bookstores build and nurture whole communities and that is *way* more impressive and valuable.
Half way through this excellent book and have just started ‘Witches Abroad’ by Terry Pratchett for the umpteenth time.
October 5, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Half way through this excellent book and have just started ‘Witches Abroad’ by Terry Pratchett for the umpteenth time.
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CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1965: 20-1
CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1
CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 280-to-1
Trickle-down economics was always a sham.
Nothing has ever trickled down.
CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1
CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 280-to-1
Trickle-down economics was always a sham.
Nothing has ever trickled down.
September 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1965: 20-1
CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1
CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 280-to-1
Trickle-down economics was always a sham.
Nothing has ever trickled down.
CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1
CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 280-to-1
Trickle-down economics was always a sham.
Nothing has ever trickled down.
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I haven't had time to read up on the latest shooting, but I'm going to post my incredibly radical position that a shooting is bad no matter who did it and no matter who was shot.
Stop trying to crack the code of a shooter's motives and focus on the one thing they all have in common -- the guns.
Stop trying to crack the code of a shooter's motives and focus on the one thing they all have in common -- the guns.
September 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I haven't had time to read up on the latest shooting, but I'm going to post my incredibly radical position that a shooting is bad no matter who did it and no matter who was shot.
Stop trying to crack the code of a shooter's motives and focus on the one thing they all have in common -- the guns.
Stop trying to crack the code of a shooter's motives and focus on the one thing they all have in common -- the guns.
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969) ⭐ 8.0 | Adventure, Biography, Crime
1h 50m | PG
www.imdb.com
September 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM