Phil Bligh
@philbligh.bsky.social
I write things no one reads. I judge people from afar.
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These very true words from Steve Hely have given me tremendous comfort over the years.
September 25, 2025 at 9:42 AM
These very true words from Steve Hely have given me tremendous comfort over the years.
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the media rush to canonize charlie kirk is legitimately maybe one of the weirdest things of this nature i have ever seen in my life
September 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
the media rush to canonize charlie kirk is legitimately maybe one of the weirdest things of this nature i have ever seen in my life
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Address autofill is like a small child doing a magic trick.
“Give me your house number and postcode and I’ll tell you your address”
“I mean, I could just fill it in mys—“
“NO! I HAVE TO DO THE MAGIC TRICK!” *produces list of 134 addresses* “IS IT ONE OF THESE?”
“Give me your house number and postcode and I’ll tell you your address”
“I mean, I could just fill it in mys—“
“NO! I HAVE TO DO THE MAGIC TRICK!” *produces list of 134 addresses* “IS IT ONE OF THESE?”
July 10, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Address autofill is like a small child doing a magic trick.
“Give me your house number and postcode and I’ll tell you your address”
“I mean, I could just fill it in mys—“
“NO! I HAVE TO DO THE MAGIC TRICK!” *produces list of 134 addresses* “IS IT ONE OF THESE?”
“Give me your house number and postcode and I’ll tell you your address”
“I mean, I could just fill it in mys—“
“NO! I HAVE TO DO THE MAGIC TRICK!” *produces list of 134 addresses* “IS IT ONE OF THESE?”
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Anyone know where Kevin Bacon's left his car keys? Asking for a friend of a friend of a friend of friend of a friend.
June 5, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Anyone know where Kevin Bacon's left his car keys? Asking for a friend of a friend of a friend of friend of a friend.
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“It’s not that deep” - Someone who lacks the cognitive capacity to think deeper
June 28, 2025 at 9:39 AM
“It’s not that deep” - Someone who lacks the cognitive capacity to think deeper
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congrats Mac and Me (1988), you are more popular than war with Iran
June 23, 2025 at 5:43 AM
congrats Mac and Me (1988), you are more popular than war with Iran
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He’s going to be horrified when he sees the numbers a white nationalist totted up.
June 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
He’s going to be horrified when he sees the numbers a white nationalist totted up.
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wife: your son got in trouble at school
me: what did he do?
wife: made fun of his teacher
me: which one?
wife: mrs. johanssen
me: is that “eyebrows” or “the mole?”
wife: “the mole”
me: which one has the weird teeth?
wife: that’s miss schroeder
me: i really wonder why he's like this
me: what did he do?
wife: made fun of his teacher
me: which one?
wife: mrs. johanssen
me: is that “eyebrows” or “the mole?”
wife: “the mole”
me: which one has the weird teeth?
wife: that’s miss schroeder
me: i really wonder why he's like this
April 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
wife: your son got in trouble at school
me: what did he do?
wife: made fun of his teacher
me: which one?
wife: mrs. johanssen
me: is that “eyebrows” or “the mole?”
wife: “the mole”
me: which one has the weird teeth?
wife: that’s miss schroeder
me: i really wonder why he's like this
me: what did he do?
wife: made fun of his teacher
me: which one?
wife: mrs. johanssen
me: is that “eyebrows” or “the mole?”
wife: “the mole”
me: which one has the weird teeth?
wife: that’s miss schroeder
me: i really wonder why he's like this
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Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody
April 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody
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I'm at the age when I need to give up on my dream of ever being a Disney princess.
However evil queen is now well within my grasp.
However evil queen is now well within my grasp.
March 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I'm at the age when I need to give up on my dream of ever being a Disney princess.
However evil queen is now well within my grasp.
However evil queen is now well within my grasp.
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Medusa: *taking a selfie* goddammit!
March 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Medusa: *taking a selfie* goddammit!
If you give a show enough awards it'll get so far up its own arse that it'll believe it can metaphorically film itself taking a big old dump on a table and you'll love it, and that's how you end up with The Bear season 3.
March 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
If you give a show enough awards it'll get so far up its own arse that it'll believe it can metaphorically film itself taking a big old dump on a table and you'll love it, and that's how you end up with The Bear season 3.
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Letting Americans write British characters continues to be a bad idea
February 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Letting Americans write British characters continues to be a bad idea
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whenever i see the latest thing jk rowling said
February 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
whenever i see the latest thing jk rowling said
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Don't use AI. Just stop. NO, not even for "good" reasons. If you don't give af about the fact it's built on stolen work (hey, mine are among the millions of works ripped off, btw), care about the devastating environmental impacts, the financial impacts. It's all bad.
February 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Don't use AI. Just stop. NO, not even for "good" reasons. If you don't give af about the fact it's built on stolen work (hey, mine are among the millions of works ripped off, btw), care about the devastating environmental impacts, the financial impacts. It's all bad.
If you can sit through any episode of Beast Games without thinking 'This is the grossest thing I've ever seen' you are a super villain of astounding potential.
February 14, 2025 at 8:06 PM
If you can sit through any episode of Beast Games without thinking 'This is the grossest thing I've ever seen' you are a super villain of astounding potential.
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I'm so old that I'm still kind of scared to put spaces in file names
February 14, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I'm so old that I'm still kind of scared to put spaces in file names
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January 23, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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Based on the clips of Emilia Perez I've seen and the number of oscar nominations it just got, all I can say is that the rest of the movie must be fucking amazing
January 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Based on the clips of Emilia Perez I've seen and the number of oscar nominations it just got, all I can say is that the rest of the movie must be fucking amazing
Just got followed by my first Blue Sky creepy soft porn bot. Bit emotional.
January 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Just got followed by my first Blue Sky creepy soft porn bot. Bit emotional.
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one thing i love is talking to taxi drivers about how much uber sucks
January 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
one thing i love is talking to taxi drivers about how much uber sucks
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I’d just like to confirm that your email found me well.
January 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I’d just like to confirm that your email found me well.
Waking up to find out this is already so much worse than I ever thought it could be, which beyond anything just makes me feel really really dumb.
January 21, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Waking up to find out this is already so much worse than I ever thought it could be, which beyond anything just makes me feel really really dumb.