Jon
@phelpsy.bsky.social
Appalachian inclusive boy with a love for cinema, horror, Elden Ring, toy collecting, and dumb memes.
My favorite thing about Evil Dead 2013 is dude finds the necronomican wrapped in barb-wire and every page has “DONT SAY IT” and then he just says it.
September 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
My favorite thing about Evil Dead 2013 is dude finds the necronomican wrapped in barb-wire and every page has “DONT SAY IT” and then he just says it.
Watching Aguirre, Wrath of God on Tubi so I have hella commercial breaks the way Werner Herzog intended
September 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Watching Aguirre, Wrath of God on Tubi so I have hella commercial breaks the way Werner Herzog intended
Charlie Kirk was a gigantic sack of shit who spewed hateful rhetoric for years. Did he deserve to be shot in front of his kids? I don’t think anyone deserves the horrific gun violence we have in this shithole country. But to act surprised someone clocked him the fuck out is laughable.
September 11, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Charlie Kirk was a gigantic sack of shit who spewed hateful rhetoric for years. Did he deserve to be shot in front of his kids? I don’t think anyone deserves the horrific gun violence we have in this shithole country. But to act surprised someone clocked him the fuck out is laughable.
#lastfourfriday #letterboxd #filmsky #moviesky #horror it truly bums me out how boring Thursday Murder Club was given that it’s the best cast ever put to film. Fucking Chris Columbus is such a flat director.
August 29, 2025 at 1:36 PM
#lastfourfriday #letterboxd #filmsky #moviesky #horror it truly bums me out how boring Thursday Murder Club was given that it’s the best cast ever put to film. Fucking Chris Columbus is such a flat director.
Has there ever been anyone hotter in the fucking world than Michael Biehn in The Terminator?
August 21, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Has there ever been anyone hotter in the fucking world than Michael Biehn in The Terminator?
August 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Modern day to day American life is a scam.
School until you’re 18.
Work until you’re 70.
Five until you die.
It’s all fucked.
School until you’re 18.
Work until you’re 70.
Five until you die.
It’s all fucked.
August 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Modern day to day American life is a scam.
School until you’re 18.
Work until you’re 70.
Five until you die.
It’s all fucked.
School until you’re 18.
Work until you’re 70.
Five until you die.
It’s all fucked.
Daily it’s:
Trump is a pedo.
Trump is defunding NPR and PBS.
Trump paved over the rose garden.
Trump invoked marital law.
Gaza continues to be victims of genocide.
Some dumb bitch is racist in blue jeans.
Trump releases Maxwell so she won’t testify.
And I’m so fucking tired.
Trump is a pedo.
Trump is defunding NPR and PBS.
Trump paved over the rose garden.
Trump invoked marital law.
Gaza continues to be victims of genocide.
Some dumb bitch is racist in blue jeans.
Trump releases Maxwell so she won’t testify.
And I’m so fucking tired.
August 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Daily it’s:
Trump is a pedo.
Trump is defunding NPR and PBS.
Trump paved over the rose garden.
Trump invoked marital law.
Gaza continues to be victims of genocide.
Some dumb bitch is racist in blue jeans.
Trump releases Maxwell so she won’t testify.
And I’m so fucking tired.
Trump is a pedo.
Trump is defunding NPR and PBS.
Trump paved over the rose garden.
Trump invoked marital law.
Gaza continues to be victims of genocide.
Some dumb bitch is racist in blue jeans.
Trump releases Maxwell so she won’t testify.
And I’m so fucking tired.
What sucks the most and like makes me feel so sad and hopeless is that everyday the biggest news event happens and we just are so numb to how shitty America is we all just move on. Nothing matters. Truly. It’s exhausting being alive.
August 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
What sucks the most and like makes me feel so sad and hopeless is that everyday the biggest news event happens and we just are so numb to how shitty America is we all just move on. Nothing matters. Truly. It’s exhausting being alive.
I’m so god damn excite to see Weapons
August 6, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I’m so god damn excite to see Weapons
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Me, logging onto a Teams meeting—
July 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Me, logging onto a Teams meeting—
There is nothing that will make me happier than watching 1980s Jackie Chan movies.
May 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
There is nothing that will make me happier than watching 1980s Jackie Chan movies.
Do you think game companies are really sad that they’ll never make a game as good as Elden Ring?
May 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Do you think game companies are really sad that they’ll never make a game as good as Elden Ring?
I have to see my mom today and my mom fucking sucks and I’m not looking forward to all the Bible talk and right wing insanity and if you are going through that today too, feel free to commiserate. #mothersday
May 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I have to see my mom today and my mom fucking sucks and I’m not looking forward to all the Bible talk and right wing insanity and if you are going through that today too, feel free to commiserate. #mothersday
May 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I need to vacuum and do adult shit but I just wanna jam Elden Ring until my hands don’t work
April 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I need to vacuum and do adult shit but I just wanna jam Elden Ring until my hands don’t work
Things that keep me from jumping off a bridge
April 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Things that keep me from jumping off a bridge
It’s last four Friday baybee #letterboxd #filmsky
March 14, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It’s last four Friday baybee #letterboxd #filmsky
Things I love right now:
Gun Fu as a genre
Horror audiobooks/podcasts
Building Gaslands cars
Toy collecting is fun again
Hydration
Less IG. More reading.
LotR in every single facet
Gun Fu as a genre
Horror audiobooks/podcasts
Building Gaslands cars
Toy collecting is fun again
Hydration
Less IG. More reading.
LotR in every single facet
February 26, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Things I love right now:
Gun Fu as a genre
Horror audiobooks/podcasts
Building Gaslands cars
Toy collecting is fun again
Hydration
Less IG. More reading.
LotR in every single facet
Gun Fu as a genre
Horror audiobooks/podcasts
Building Gaslands cars
Toy collecting is fun again
Hydration
Less IG. More reading.
LotR in every single facet