Been in my pyjamas all day, loves it.

Sup

All going nice and calmly in America then, not bonkers at all

My dog just ate my glasses. Dick. Not the lenses obviously.

Forgot how good The Simple Life is. Smmm smm smmmmm

Flu day 35: still completely devoid of hearing in one ear and hacking up chunks of god knows what from my lungs BUT I’m up to about 50% hearing in the other ear and my nose is no longer blocked!
#winning

I’ve been ill for the last 4 weeks with this horrid flu that’s doing the rounds. Finally starting to feel slightly better and hit with a middle ear infection. Only had 10% hearing in one ear and 0 in the other for about a week now. As a music fiend this is so distressing. As a parent, not so much.

So now I’ve pied off Twitter and frankly Facebook can do one now as well, I am going to use this place as shitposting central.
I will, however, be trying to keep it lighthearted and topical. And sometimes scathing. I have no control over that.

I’ve managed to go 41 years being autistic and not do a Nazi salute in celebration at my best friends inauguration. Musk can nob off and his pathetic sycophants can go with him. And that orange mouth breathing sack of pus Trump can just expire.

Merry Christmas all of you, I hope you’ve all had a lovely day 💜

<insert hilarious first Bleet here>