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Phillies, Eagles, 90’s Brit Pop, Beatles, Movies, Comedy, Government Relations, Politics, Cats
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MTG is on the Oversight Committee

Did she see something in the files we don't know about?
November 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Q. Will there be email at the party?
A. Yes. There will be an email station at my birthday party.
August 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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The 2024-25 Eagles are the only team in NFL history to hold a lead of 30 or more points at one point in both the conference championship game and the Super Bowl.
July 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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you cannot build a movement which believes all men are brothers out of embittered low-trust cranks.
June 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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We’ve leapt over a lot of red lines in the last week. But one I find most worrying is Trump/MAGA/ICE have ceased even pretending to claim some criminal pretext for cracking down on protected speech. It’s just straight up “if you criticize us, you’re getting throttled/arrested/disappeared.”
June 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
My Dad said he saw Bill Cosby open for The Beach Boys in the early 1960s.
June 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I want to be at a circa 1996 Brian Jonestown Massacre show.
May 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
30 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Norm from Cheers. Now, we have no Jobs, Cash, Hope or Norms...
May 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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So elon is feeding all these 5 bullet point emails into which AI exactly? Whose service is this? How is it paid for? Who controls the results?
February 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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A second Super Bowl parade has hit Philadelphia
February 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
How come there haven’t been any interviews with anyone from “DOGE”? I haven’t even seen footage of them being questioned by reporters as they leave a building. Why?
February 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Eagles fans that have hung around in the stadium are now chanting “Dallas sucks.”
February 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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saw a guy on broad street carrying a leather chair on his head. We asked why and he said “so I can be comfortable wherever i rest my bones”
February 10, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Check out this fucking hero

#GoBirds
February 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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I Want To Fly A Helicopter, Not Look At A Bunch Of Crazy Dials
theonion.com/i-want-...
January 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I know two people named John Rodgers that live in Vermont, and neither of them is the John Rodgers who is now the Lt. Governor.
January 9, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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I was not ready to have to read Jan 6 posts all day.
January 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Completely made up movies I enjoyed this year:

The Big Lives of Small Things
The Two Jasons
A Distracted Life
The Glass Hammer
Wet Shoes
Little Becky
Duck Duck Doom
The Breathening
Cole & Dusty
The Call of Night
My Favorite Day (Wednesday)
Elephant Man 2: Merrick’s Revenge
The Smell of My Date Tree
January 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Now that my fantasy football season has ended without a championship, there’s nothing I hate more than reading news about my underperforming players.
December 31, 2024 at 11:38 PM
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I cannot emphasize this enough: Fuck Dallas
December 29, 2024 at 9:21 PM
🎶Are you ready for some MEATBALLS🎶

-MNF Tune
December 17, 2024 at 11:27 PM
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December 17, 2024 at 7:18 PM
A frustration I had with the book was it was presented as largely new material, but that was really just the case for the broader American audience. Most of this stuff has been in books by Richard English, among others.
December 11, 2024 at 3:59 PM
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Scorsese
De Palma
Come on pretty mama
December 11, 2024 at 3:04 AM