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Petrok 'Rookie' Laidir | 🪙&🏆
@petroklaidir.bsky.social
Llomerryn Boy | Early 30s

Pro Treasure Seeker and Adventuring Guide

Hacking old-ass puzzles hiding gold since 9:40🐉

All work enqs to Lords of Fortune HQ
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((Dragon Age RP acc by @rooklaidir.bsky.social, occasionally NSFW 🔞, OOC in double brackets))
Ah shoot! Got a couple of Crows on my tail. Contract taken out by Abril or the Casino we just rinsed?

Heh heh

(But seriously got four rounds of twenty one in before they spotted our Gold and we were turfed. Prejudiced - wasn't cheating! Got enough coin for fancy dinner, though.)
December 20, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Salleeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

We're in Antiva way too early to meet the client so the team can sightsee here then slowly move inland. I got one of the many casinos on the cards for petty cash extension but otherwise - any reccs?
Ok so some clichés are true, Lords will jump on a good haze.

Abril admitted she was scared of the kraken (in Rialto Bay?!) so we've got her doing Very Important nonsense wards around the ship every dawn at EXACTLY sunrise.

Probably given a porpoise a headache, and I guess no kraken so it works 🤭
With that in mind here's the team:

Me. The senior Lord and the Face. I'm the one with the kitty who has to be personable at all times. A face is invaluable on the contracted work to give folk the 🌟 experience 🌟 they're paying for.
December 15, 2024 at 10:13 PM
Ok so some clichés are true, Lords will jump on a good haze.

Abril admitted she was scared of the kraken (in Rialto Bay?!) so we've got her doing Very Important nonsense wards around the ship every dawn at EXACTLY sunrise.

Probably given a porpoise a headache, and I guess no kraken so it works 🤭
With that in mind here's the team:

Me. The senior Lord and the Face. I'm the one with the kitty who has to be personable at all times. A face is invaluable on the contracted work to give folk the 🌟 experience 🌟 they're paying for.
The gig is pretty standard.

We've got a noble fifty miles outside Salle with more land than they know what to do with. So - farm, take cut. Locals agree but won't go near a fat square of forest because "curse"

That's localese for "old magic" or "giant pit people fall into" aka surfaced Deep Roads
December 14, 2024 at 8:27 PM
The rumors are true, I'll eat anything with Llomerryn Red sauce for a bet.

So - bring it: give me a food and I'll rate it outta ten with and without Red.
To lighten the mood a bit, tell me about your OC's favorite foods or snacks!! (I'm stuck at work and dreaming of snacks)
December 13, 2024 at 11:06 PM
With that in mind here's the team:

Me. The senior Lord and the Face. I'm the one with the kitty who has to be personable at all times. A face is invaluable on the contracted work to give folk the 🌟 experience 🌟 they're paying for.
The gig is pretty standard.

We've got a noble fifty miles outside Salle with more land than they know what to do with. So - farm, take cut. Locals agree but won't go near a fat square of forest because "curse"

That's localese for "old magic" or "giant pit people fall into" aka surfaced Deep Roads
Okay bored below deck so expeditions -

We don't have rules-rules on it because if you tell tell half these people to duck they'll argue to the point they're knocked out, but the usual pattern is:
December 11, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Wait wait wait wait wait, if we're doing shanties, who's up for "South Llomerryn"?

youtu.be/tkg8muqOGdg?...

open.spotify.com/track/7aeV5O...
South Australia
YouTube video by Trail West - Topic
youtu.be
December 11, 2024 at 9:28 PM
The gig is pretty standard.

We've got a noble fifty miles outside Salle with more land than they know what to do with. So - farm, take cut. Locals agree but won't go near a fat square of forest because "curse"

That's localese for "old magic" or "giant pit people fall into" aka surfaced Deep Roads
Okay bored below deck so expeditions -

We don't have rules-rules on it because if you tell tell half these people to duck they'll argue to the point they're knocked out, but the usual pattern is:
December 11, 2024 at 11:21 AM
Okay bored below deck so expeditions -

We don't have rules-rules on it because if you tell tell half these people to duck they'll argue to the point they're knocked out, but the usual pattern is:
December 11, 2024 at 7:42 AM
Well I'm fine but the kid's hurling.

This is why you don't get to wear the gold until proven, can't show us up.

Welcome to the lower ranks, kiddo!
Ship's capt is a BEAST, crew too

We've got a strong easterly her weather guy's saying'll hold

so we're running east hugging lat to hit Salle. Said I have to pay her as if we poodled all round Rialto bay and ma'am if we get across in one piece I am happy to do so

Bring it!
December 10, 2024 at 11:25 PM
Ship's capt is a BEAST, crew too

We've got a strong easterly her weather guy's saying'll hold

so we're running east hugging lat to hit Salle. Said I have to pay her as if we poodled all round Rialto bay and ma'am if we get across in one piece I am happy to do so

Bring it!
December 10, 2024 at 9:41 PM
You can get away with only gold accents as long as it's gaudy. Practically screams Lords.

You have to do that or less on expeditions to not be an ass to the kid on the team - they don't need to be hazed the whole month lugging ur formalwear

Speaking from experience...
Lords-Life Pro Tip

Either wear your guild gold to be IDed, or roll in the stuff like a noble, no fuzzy inbetween.

You'd think more folk would put a knife between your ribs for wearing so much loot, but it makes cutthroats suspicious, like a bright red frog with "lick me" inked on.
December 10, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Lords-Life Pro Tip

Either wear your guild gold to be IDed, or roll in the stuff like a noble, no fuzzy inbetween.

You'd think more folk would put a knife between your ribs for wearing so much loot, but it makes cutthroats suspicious, like a bright red frog with "lick me" inked on.
December 10, 2024 at 8:46 PM