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Area man has questions about a 12 year old girl being linked to a string of robberies
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Area man has questions about a 12 year old girl being linked to a string of robberies
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
"Oh hey man what's up, this is actually Brace. I grabbed your mom's phone off the nightstand by accident. Sorry, thought it was mine."
Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
"Oh hey man what's up, this is actually Brace. I grabbed your mom's phone off the nightstand by accident. Sorry, thought it was mine."
My guy, you have spent your entire career failing to do anything of substance to fix the American healthcare crisis.
I will not support the Republican bill that’s on the Senate floor because it fails to do anything of substance to fix America’s healthcare crisis.
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
My guy, you have spent your entire career failing to do anything of substance to fix the American healthcare crisis.
The idea that billionaires will leave New York (the biggest metro market in America) or the United States (the biggest market in the world) if you raise their taxes is a complete joke. They need the market to make the money.
Big Apple billionaire John Catsimatidis planned to move his business to New Jersey if Zohran Mamdani was elected mayor. Now he’s reconsidering.
Supermarket Billionaire Reacts To Mamdani’s Win
Big Apple billionaire John Catsimatidis planned to move his business to New Jersey if Zohran Mamdani was elected mayor. Now he’s reconsidering.
www.forbes.com
November 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
The idea that billionaires will leave New York (the biggest metro market in America) or the United States (the biggest market in the world) if you raise their taxes is a complete joke. They need the market to make the money.
More optimism from Kenny Klipps? Who is this man?!?
November 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
More optimism from Kenny Klipps? Who is this man?!?
If people thought Cuomo's rhetoric about Mamdani was bad, just wait until they get a load of what Elise Stefanik has in store. There's a 100% chance the primary focus of her campaign will be Zohran and there's a 100% chance her campaign will be EXTREMELY well-funded
November 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
If people thought Cuomo's rhetoric about Mamdani was bad, just wait until they get a load of what Elise Stefanik has in store. There's a 100% chance the primary focus of her campaign will be Zohran and there's a 100% chance her campaign will be EXTREMELY well-funded
I still contend that one of the greatest accomplishments of the Obama administration was the Cubs winning the World Series
One thing I learned from the past few decades is that voters tend not to comprehend nuances like "the filibuster" or even "the Supreme Court." Mostly they just blame bad things on the people in charge, and Washington correspondents should understand that too.
November 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I still contend that one of the greatest accomplishments of the Obama administration was the Cubs winning the World Series
Leaning into the AI datacenter thing when there's a growing revolt against AI datacenters and AI is likely going to lead to mass firings is an interesting rhetorical choice for a guy who claims to represent the working class.
Trump: "If you go a couple of years out, you're gonna see numbers like you've never seen. We're building some of the biggest building ever built anywhere in the world. The AI buildings."
November 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Leaning into the AI datacenter thing when there's a growing revolt against AI datacenters and AI is likely going to lead to mass firings is an interesting rhetorical choice for a guy who claims to represent the working class.
The Bulls are fun again!
November 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The Bulls are fun again!
MTG on The View: "You're so much different than I expected. I'm so sorry for misjudging you all these years. Can you ever forgive me?"
Zohran on The View: "You're Muslim and this is New York City. 9/11 happened here, and yet I haven't once heard you condemn Al Qaeda...why is that?"
Zohran on The View: "You're Muslim and this is New York City. 9/11 happened here, and yet I haven't once heard you condemn Al Qaeda...why is that?"
Marjorie Taylor Greene, the far-right congresswoman who has been pilloried by The View for years over her conspiracy-mongering and inflammatory rhetoric, was essentially given a hero’s welcome during her appearance on the ABC talk show Tuesday morning.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
MTG soaks up cheers during lovefest on The View as she blasts Mike Johnson and MAGA
‘Look, I’m with women, so I feel very comfortable saying this, I’m really tired of the p*ssing contest in Washington, D.C. between the men,’ the MAGA congresswoman declared to raucous applause.
www.independent.co.uk
November 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM
MTG on The View: "You're so much different than I expected. I'm so sorry for misjudging you all these years. Can you ever forgive me?"
Zohran on The View: "You're Muslim and this is New York City. 9/11 happened here, and yet I haven't once heard you condemn Al Qaeda...why is that?"
Zohran on The View: "You're Muslim and this is New York City. 9/11 happened here, and yet I haven't once heard you condemn Al Qaeda...why is that?"
Hey @cnn.com at least credit @thedailyshow.com if you're going to straight up rip off one of their bits. Come on now, how about a little journalistic integrity?
November 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Hey @cnn.com at least credit @thedailyshow.com if you're going to straight up rip off one of their bits. Come on now, how about a little journalistic integrity?
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Another look at Austin Booker tossing Orlando Brown zoomed in and slowed down.
November 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Another look at Austin Booker tossing Orlando Brown zoomed in and slowed down.
Chinese Communism: "We've got universal healthcare, the fastest, most extensive high-speed rail system in the world, the best EVs, we're leading in green energy, and built the world's biggest bridge to connect rural areas. Oh, and bone glue."
American Communism: "Check out this sweet new ballroom."
American Communism: "Check out this sweet new ballroom."
MAGA Communists were onto something, he's also doing The Great Leap Forward with his economic policies and Cultural Revolution with his education policies www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-is-t...
Donald Trump Is a Commie
Bernie’s democratic socialism is still compatible with liberal democracy. Trump’s national socialism is not. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
www.thebulwark.com
November 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Chinese Communism: "We've got universal healthcare, the fastest, most extensive high-speed rail system in the world, the best EVs, we're leading in green energy, and built the world's biggest bridge to connect rural areas. Oh, and bone glue."
American Communism: "Check out this sweet new ballroom."
American Communism: "Check out this sweet new ballroom."
October 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Also worth noting that Dan Campbell goes for it on 4th down more than any other coach in NFL history because he isn't afraid to take a calculated risk with the potential for a big payoff.
Slotkin basically wants to punt on a bunch of issues and give the other team the chance to score.
Slotkin basically wants to punt on a bunch of issues and give the other team the chance to score.
Wrote about some basic misunderstandings about what it means to be an "alpha male."
badfaithtimes.com/alpha-energy...
badfaithtimes.com/alpha-energy...
'Alpha Energy' Is Not What You Think It Is
Senator Elissa Slotkin says Democrats need the "goddamn alpha energy" of Dan Campbell. She's half right.
badfaithtimes.com
October 28, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Also worth noting that Dan Campbell goes for it on 4th down more than any other coach in NFL history because he isn't afraid to take a calculated risk with the potential for a big payoff.
Slotkin basically wants to punt on a bunch of issues and give the other team the chance to score.
Slotkin basically wants to punt on a bunch of issues and give the other team the chance to score.
@jonbois.bsky.social watching hockey
October 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
@jonbois.bsky.social watching hockey
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Matas baseline dunk.
October 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Matas baseline dunk.
Pretty funny to think that he can't conceptualize any other possible way to catch fish other than a rod and reel.
Trump on the boats the military is striking: "When you see 5 engines on a boat going about 65 miles an hour loaded up with white powder in silver cases, generally speaking that's not a good sign. They're not going fishing, right? And you don't see any fishing rods."
October 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Pretty funny to think that he can't conceptualize any other possible way to catch fish other than a rod and reel.
"Before you say anything just hear me out, he's actually got some great ideas about healthcare. Full disclosure, he did go through a bit of a phase..."
October 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
"Before you say anything just hear me out, he's actually got some great ideas about healthcare. Full disclosure, he did go through a bit of a phase..."
As an Iowa fan, I firmly support this approach to football. The way the game was intended to be played
Neither of these teams should throw another pass
October 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM
As an Iowa fan, I firmly support this approach to football. The way the game was intended to be played
We've been watching Shohei do this for 8 years now and my brain still struggles to comprehend it
October 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
We've been watching Shohei do this for 8 years now and my brain still struggles to comprehend it
Every reporter should follow up this claim by asking him to list them all out
Trump: "This is number nine. This will be number nine for me. I've solved eight."
October 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Every reporter should follow up this claim by asking him to list them all out
If you've ever wondered what it would sound like if Trey Anastasio recorded a song written by Morgan Wallen with music by Adam Duritz, boy have I got news for you
October 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
If you've ever wondered what it would sound like if Trey Anastasio recorded a song written by Morgan Wallen with music by Adam Duritz, boy have I got news for you