Pete The Retailer
@petetheretailer.bsky.social
Too groovy for gravy, too precious for paté.
Co-host/producer of Star Wars Minute, ABCD:TOS & more.
He/Him
Co-host/producer of Star Wars Minute, ABCD:TOS & more.
He/Him
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I could easily see myself voting for someone who runs on abolishing ice and prosecuting every single one of them and the entire administration
free campaign idea to good home
free campaign idea to good home
October 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I could easily see myself voting for someone who runs on abolishing ice and prosecuting every single one of them and the entire administration
free campaign idea to good home
free campaign idea to good home
R.I.P. It Out
October 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
R.I.P. It Out
Good morning to that white ox that lives right where the 118 meets the 210 and nobody else.
October 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Good morning to that white ox that lives right where the 118 meets the 210 and nobody else.
TELL US WHAT YOU KNOW OF PROTOCULTURE!
October 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
TELL US WHAT YOU KNOW OF PROTOCULTURE!
To quote a famous Disney character, “I’m sorry too.”
D+ subscriber since day 1, and I’m out.
D+ subscriber since day 1, and I’m out.
September 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
To quote a famous Disney character, “I’m sorry too.”
D+ subscriber since day 1, and I’m out.
D+ subscriber since day 1, and I’m out.
Hey, what’s a great album from the 90s that I’ve ignored until this point because the band name just sounded too stupid?
September 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Hey, what’s a great album from the 90s that I’ve ignored until this point because the band name just sounded too stupid?
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Mark Cuban getting ratiod by a complete rando
August 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Mark Cuban getting ratiod by a complete rando
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That we’ve had three live action GI Joe movies and none of them have done “the McGuffin breaks into three pieces that land in the arctic, the sea, and another land environment” seems so wasteful. Come on.
July 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
That we’ve had three live action GI Joe movies and none of them have done “the McGuffin breaks into three pieces that land in the arctic, the sea, and another land environment” seems so wasteful. Come on.
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The Empire Strikes Back Live Read is now live on YouTube! Wild cast, check it out!!
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Star Wars Live Reads - YouTube
A full playlist of the Star Wars live reads produced at Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles.
www.youtube.com
July 5, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The Empire Strikes Back Live Read is now live on YouTube! Wild cast, check it out!!
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Hey, is that new life still awaiting me in the off-world colonies?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
July 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Hey, is that new life still awaiting me in the off-world colonies?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
I guess Alexa thinks “Doo Wop Boys” contains a slur worth censoring…
July 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I guess Alexa thinks “Doo Wop Boys” contains a slur worth censoring…
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@richsommer.pizza is pitch perfect as Luke Skywalker. And boy, does he go all out for the role. @diedrichbader.bsky.social as Vader seemed to be having the time of his life. And @davidwain.bsky.social’s Yoda? Hilarious. @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social @petetheretailer 3 of 3
June 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
@richsommer.pizza is pitch perfect as Luke Skywalker. And boy, does he go all out for the role. @diedrichbader.bsky.social as Vader seemed to be having the time of his life. And @davidwain.bsky.social’s Yoda? Hilarious. @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social @petetheretailer 3 of 3
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The props were leveled up for Mynocks from Space. Just perfect additions to the show. @ifycomedy.com @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social @petetheretailer.bsky.social 2 of 3
June 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The props were leveled up for Mynocks from Space. Just perfect additions to the show. @ifycomedy.com @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social @petetheretailer.bsky.social 2 of 3
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Mynocks from Space! The most recent Star Wars live read at Dynasty Typewriter. Brilliant cast and a delightful time reliving The Empire Strikes Back with a twist. @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social @petetheretailer.bsky.social 1 of 3
June 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Mynocks from Space! The most recent Star Wars live read at Dynasty Typewriter. Brilliant cast and a delightful time reliving The Empire Strikes Back with a twist. @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social @petetheretailer.bsky.social 1 of 3
June 3, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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April 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
12 Angry Men, but it's the Kryptonian council of elders.
March 31, 2025 at 4:56 AM
12 Angry Men, but it's the Kryptonian council of elders.
Have you gotten your live stream tickets yet? The show is this Saturday! Look at this fucking cast!
Swliveread.com
Swliveread.com
March 15, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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A lotta Tostitos getting thrown away right now
February 10, 2025 at 3:55 AM
A lotta Tostitos getting thrown away right now
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Front row seats for the spectacular “Kashyyyk Life Day Carol: A Parody Live Reading Of The Star Wars Holiday Special” at Cobb’s Comedy Club for #SFSketchfest @starwarsminute.bsky.social @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social @connorratliff.bsky.social @paulscheer.com @ninawest.bsky.social
February 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Front row seats for the spectacular “Kashyyyk Life Day Carol: A Parody Live Reading Of The Star Wars Holiday Special” at Cobb’s Comedy Club for #SFSketchfest @starwarsminute.bsky.social @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social @connorratliff.bsky.social @paulscheer.com @ninawest.bsky.social
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SAN FRANCISCO! February 2nd at Cobbs Comedy Club as part of the @sfsketchfest.bsky.social , George Lucas Talk Show and Star Wars Minute are proud to present: THE KASHYYYK LIFE DAY CAROL: A LIVE PARODY READING OF THE HOLIDAY SPECIAL!
You can grab tickets now at swliveread.com
You can grab tickets now at swliveread.com
December 23, 2024 at 10:03 PM
SAN FRANCISCO! February 2nd at Cobbs Comedy Club as part of the @sfsketchfest.bsky.social , George Lucas Talk Show and Star Wars Minute are proud to present: THE KASHYYYK LIFE DAY CAROL: A LIVE PARODY READING OF THE HOLIDAY SPECIAL!
You can grab tickets now at swliveread.com
You can grab tickets now at swliveread.com
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Technically, a Frost giant.
December 9, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Technically, a Frost giant.