Pertatoes
pertatoes.bsky.social
Pertatoes
@pertatoes.bsky.social
Hi there. Eng/Spa. Mostly RTs.
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November 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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"I hope you suffer"
Boring, generic, forgettable

"I hope one of your favorite series gets an uninformed and uninspired Secret Lair set"
Real, tangible, terrifying
November 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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whats up my fellow gamers
November 18, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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The answer is not to “build the Stealing Machine but make sure to see the nuance in it and have a bunch of safety rules and make a bunch of promises about how I know it can be used to steal but also it’s good for other things and I’ll just do those!”

The answer is to not build the Stealing Machine.
November 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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this is a big part of why i gotta tell folks to cool it in chat when they start talking about "how bad the next generation is" and how "shorts poisoned" they are or whatever

lest you become the boomer you hated, do not snap believe everything bad about the younger generations
“Gen Z has the lowest racial resentment of any generation ever studied.”

Important work from @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social that offers a clear explanation of why there is an intense push to change school curricula to make them more white supremacist

newrepublic.com/article/2030...
The Shocking Truth About Gen Z Voters Is That They’re Pretty Great
Stop panicking: They are the most progressive generation ever, especially on race. If that surprises you, you’ve been listening to the wrong story.
newrepublic.com
November 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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For real though look at the original descriptor and tell me Red didn't just will this man into existence
November 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Popeye.mp4 (Reupload)
November 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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i can't help but picture the dog as rick in my mind
(thank you for this, it perfectly encapsulates air riders for me)
November 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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LP, LP, ➜, LK, HP. I went back redid my Homer Akuma. This time with synched mouth and tweaks.
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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"I'll show you my Big Beautiful Bill"
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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(Gabe, offscreen VOing at the Game Awards)

"Here it is the price of the Steam Machine."

(crowd cheers)

"AND, it will be launching with Half Life 3."

(crowd cheers even louder)

"But that's not all..."

(curtains open up to reveal a very round Gabe)

"I'm fat again."

(crowd goes absolutely nuts)
November 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Super Mario World has an extremely eclectic art style whereby many enemies are drawn in completely different ways. Development files reveal Mario went through many stylistic changes; it is possible that all the enemies were made to fit Mario, but at different points in time.
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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I have a polygon denial kink
hardcore bondage people are so fucking funny look at this shit bro
November 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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I couldn't help but to let out my acting side to give this post a voice.
November 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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“0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM