@peripatetic.bsky.social
Kind of a lawyer, very questionable bjj brown belt, worldview pretty largely formed by equal parts Bugs Bunny and Hunter S. Thompson. I strongly believe the Go-Gos were/are under appreciated. He/him.
Me, looking at the weather forecast in DC tonight
November 12, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Me, looking at the weather forecast in DC tonight
Towards the end of season 7 of my Game of Thrones rewatch, yelling "hats, motherfuckers! HATS!" at the screen
November 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Towards the end of season 7 of my Game of Thrones rewatch, yelling "hats, motherfuckers! HATS!" at the screen
I know Maine coons are supposed to be the most dog-like cats, but it still kinda delights me when she runs to the door when the mail comes.
November 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I know Maine coons are supposed to be the most dog-like cats, but it still kinda delights me when she runs to the door when the mail comes.
There might be better examples of the enshittification of everything tech, but the fact that Google killed Google Play Music yrars ago, and i now can't listen to Loveless as an album -
November 9, 2025 at 5:28 AM
There might be better examples of the enshittification of everything tech, but the fact that Google killed Google Play Music yrars ago, and i now can't listen to Loveless as an album -
Slurp shit, Andrew Cuomo!
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Slurp shit, Andrew Cuomo!
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Tell her, "cats can't use straws", and she refuses to believe.
October 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Tell her, "cats can't use straws", and she refuses to believe.
Rewatching Game of Thrones, and the Red Wedding is still brutal.
October 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Rewatching Game of Thrones, and the Red Wedding is still brutal.
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No matter where you live or if you’ve never protested before, there’s a local No Kings Day event for you. Join a peaceful protest to make it clear that We The People will never bow down to a wannabe king: www.nokings.org?SQF_SOURCE=i... #NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
No matter where you live or if you’ve never protested before, there’s a local No Kings Day event for you. Join a peaceful protest to make it clear that We The People will never bow down to a wannabe king: www.nokings.org?SQF_SOURCE=i... #NoKings
Honestly, The Doors are just an all time great band. Cannot get me enough of Ray Manzarek's keyboards.
Gawd Star Trek sucks
October 16, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Honestly, The Doors are just an all time great band. Cannot get me enough of Ray Manzarek's keyboards.
Going in to the office just to do stuff i have to do because none of us will be in the office for...?
October 1, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Going in to the office just to do stuff i have to do because none of us will be in the office for...?
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ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards
September 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards
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No matter what this meeting is about, Pete will always be a National Guardsman assigned to a Civil Affairs unit who got a bunch of crusader tattoos in his 40s because he wants you to think he's a cool, war-criming operator instead of an extremely online wife-beating loser
September 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
No matter what this meeting is about, Pete will always be a National Guardsman assigned to a Civil Affairs unit who got a bunch of crusader tattoos in his 40s because he wants you to think he's a cool, war-criming operator instead of an extremely online wife-beating loser
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Also: when a government acts brutally and lawlessly and immorally, but tells you that pointing those things out incites violence and terrorism, that government and its agents are entitled to no respect or credence.
If a government tells you that you can’t call it authoritarian, it’s authoritarian.
September 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Also: when a government acts brutally and lawlessly and immorally, but tells you that pointing those things out incites violence and terrorism, that government and its agents are entitled to no respect or credence.
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As I was saying…
Jimmy Kimmel is Back!
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
youtu.be
September 24, 2025 at 4:27 AM
As I was saying…
Sandra Day Real Estate
Ruin a band with a Supreme Court Justice
Byron White Stripes
Byron White Stripes
Ruin a band with a Supreme Court Justice
Queens of the Harlan Fiske Stone Age
Queens of the Harlan Fiske Stone Age
September 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Sandra Day Real Estate
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Don't think I've ever felt this embarrassed to be an American. There's shame and anger too. But mostly embarrassment. We're the laughingstock of the developed world. And we should be.
Trump to the UN: "I'm really good at this stuff. Your countries are going to hell."
September 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Don't think I've ever felt this embarrassed to be an American. There's shame and anger too. But mostly embarrassment. We're the laughingstock of the developed world. And we should be.
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please, i am begging you, call blothar the bezerker in front of congress
September 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
please, i am begging you, call blothar the bezerker in front of congress
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Jimmy Kimmel's show involves comedy and satire.
It is not news. It is not meant to inform the public about a newsworthy event.
No FCC rules were violated. The FCC has no business threatening broadcasters or censoring speech it does not like.
It is not news. It is not meant to inform the public about a newsworthy event.
No FCC rules were violated. The FCC has no business threatening broadcasters or censoring speech it does not like.
September 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Jimmy Kimmel's show involves comedy and satire.
It is not news. It is not meant to inform the public about a newsworthy event.
No FCC rules were violated. The FCC has no business threatening broadcasters or censoring speech it does not like.
It is not news. It is not meant to inform the public about a newsworthy event.
No FCC rules were violated. The FCC has no business threatening broadcasters or censoring speech it does not like.
Say what you will about people smoking weed in public in DC, but i just went across the street for coffee and when i came out, a couple of dudes were smoking, saw me register the joint, and offered me a hit.
If i had taken them up on it, it might have made the next hour both better and worse.
If i had taken them up on it, it might have made the next hour both better and worse.
September 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Say what you will about people smoking weed in public in DC, but i just went across the street for coffee and when i came out, a couple of dudes were smoking, saw me register the joint, and offered me a hit.
If i had taken them up on it, it might have made the next hour both better and worse.
If i had taken them up on it, it might have made the next hour both better and worse.
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we are in really unsettling place that we're facing a deeply unpopular regime that is making everything appreciably worse but the people with the power to stand up to them and takes steps to maintain basic political stability are capitulating without a fight
dawg
*DISNEY'S ABC PULLS KIMMEL SHOW INDEFINITELY, WSJ REPORTER POSTS
September 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
we are in really unsettling place that we're facing a deeply unpopular regime that is making everything appreciably worse but the people with the power to stand up to them and takes steps to maintain basic political stability are capitulating without a fight
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look, it is comforting to think that your political opponents are, at the end of the day, just people like you who really want us all to live together as Americans.
it's just very obviously not *true* in MAGA's case, as you can tell through, well, what they say and do.
it's just very obviously not *true* in MAGA's case, as you can tell through, well, what they say and do.
September 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
look, it is comforting to think that your political opponents are, at the end of the day, just people like you who really want us all to live together as Americans.
it's just very obviously not *true* in MAGA's case, as you can tell through, well, what they say and do.
it's just very obviously not *true* in MAGA's case, as you can tell through, well, what they say and do.
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Let's all to take a deep breath & understand that we have reached the phase in fascism where if they want to declare you a criminal, you are a criminal. You can not magically avoid it, or do exactly the right thing to stay off the list. Fascism must always have enemies, and one day you will be one.
September 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Let's all to take a deep breath & understand that we have reached the phase in fascism where if they want to declare you a criminal, you are a criminal. You can not magically avoid it, or do exactly the right thing to stay off the list. Fascism must always have enemies, and one day you will be one.