wanting people to be deported should be classified as a form of cable news induced mental illness

excited for the trade reporting on SINNERS to evolve into “sure, it’s a big hit with great reviews and an A Cinemascore…but what if it HADN’T been? the only movies that should exist are sequels to the Cod Shit franchise”

imagine a doctor who only wrote prescriptions after enough of his patients left angry messages with his receptionist

FYI apple's gross profit in 2024 was $184.1 billion

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Wikipedia's "Your teacher tells you not to cite it because you can't trust it" to "The last remaining bastion of consistently good information on the internet" arc remains unbeaten.

idk man i might be dumb but i truly don’t get why people ride so hard for substack

We all stared into the abyss and were, like, “Let’s give the monoculture one last whirl.”