Pelican
@pelicanmerchant.bsky.social
Mostly vitriol. Some bile. Fight me.
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I am pleased to announce another no-talent year!
December 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I am pleased to announce another no-talent year!
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
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The pigs with their heads in your trough want you to think the field mice are to blame for you going hungry.
A constant blazing terror that somewhere, somebody might be getting a free cheese sandwich. Or indeed brief use of a wheelchair.
December 8, 2025 at 10:57 AM
The pigs with their heads in your trough want you to think the field mice are to blame for you going hungry.
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Finland ended homelessness with a housing first strategy that gave people apartments before they secured employment
Now they’re proposing a 4 day work week and 6 hour work days
True work life balance
Meanwhile in the US, people work two jobs and can’t afford food or healthcare.
Now they’re proposing a 4 day work week and 6 hour work days
True work life balance
Meanwhile in the US, people work two jobs and can’t afford food or healthcare.
December 8, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Finland ended homelessness with a housing first strategy that gave people apartments before they secured employment
Now they’re proposing a 4 day work week and 6 hour work days
True work life balance
Meanwhile in the US, people work two jobs and can’t afford food or healthcare.
Now they’re proposing a 4 day work week and 6 hour work days
True work life balance
Meanwhile in the US, people work two jobs and can’t afford food or healthcare.
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The calls from America this weekend to "abolish the EU" are for one simple reason: the EU is the only thing that can keep European nation-states from becoming Russian or American vassals.
The US has declared rhetorical war on the EU
The calls from America this weekend to destroy the EU are revealing. They hate the union because it's the only thing that can keep European countries from being Russian or American vassals.
davekeating.substack.com
December 8, 2025 at 8:05 AM
The calls from America this weekend to "abolish the EU" are for one simple reason: the EU is the only thing that can keep European nation-states from becoming Russian or American vassals.
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YES FINALLY .
prop rep would make this country into a socialist hellscape which is exactly why the tories hate it so much, trudeau ran and won on making this change which he never did, so fuck him let's do it ourselves
SIGN THIS. CANADIANS. DO IT 🫵🫵🫵
prop rep would make this country into a socialist hellscape which is exactly why the tories hate it so much, trudeau ran and won on making this change which he never did, so fuck him let's do it ourselves
SIGN THIS. CANADIANS. DO IT 🫵🫵🫵
Canadian citizens and residents, there's a new official parliamentary petition raising the issue of electoral reform and proportional representation. Signing is a direct means of meaningful action toward improving our democracy, and it just takes a moment to do. www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
Petition e-6993 - Petitions
www.ourcommons.ca
December 8, 2025 at 12:29 AM
YES FINALLY .
prop rep would make this country into a socialist hellscape which is exactly why the tories hate it so much, trudeau ran and won on making this change which he never did, so fuck him let's do it ourselves
SIGN THIS. CANADIANS. DO IT 🫵🫵🫵
prop rep would make this country into a socialist hellscape which is exactly why the tories hate it so much, trudeau ran and won on making this change which he never did, so fuck him let's do it ourselves
SIGN THIS. CANADIANS. DO IT 🫵🫵🫵
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I have made a handy list of the appropriate uses of mentioning the 80s comedy film "Revenge of the Nerds":
1. Talking about how it's a rapey movie where the protagonist is a rapist
That's it. That's the list.
1. Talking about how it's a rapey movie where the protagonist is a rapist
That's it. That's the list.
December 7, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I have made a handy list of the appropriate uses of mentioning the 80s comedy film "Revenge of the Nerds":
1. Talking about how it's a rapey movie where the protagonist is a rapist
That's it. That's the list.
1. Talking about how it's a rapey movie where the protagonist is a rapist
That's it. That's the list.
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Carney strengthens UAE partnership as atrocities continue in Sudan
rabble.ca/politics/can...
rabble.ca/politics/can...
Ottawa strengthens UAE partnership as atrocities continue in Sudan
The United Arab Emirates have been accused of selling weapons that are fuelling the civil war in Sudan.
rabble.ca
December 6, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Carney strengthens UAE partnership as atrocities continue in Sudan
rabble.ca/politics/can...
rabble.ca/politics/can...
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In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.
Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man's Meta Smart Glasses on Subway
A New York subway rider has accused a woman of breaking his Meta smart glasses. She was later hailed as a hero.
futurism.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.
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Watching "The Guilty" with Jake Gyllenhaal, in which he plays a cop under investigation who is forced to work as a 911 operator (this movie does not know what 911 operators do) and proceeds to do nothing but get children killed and women abused by giving them bad advice
great flick
great flick
December 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Watching "The Guilty" with Jake Gyllenhaal, in which he plays a cop under investigation who is forced to work as a 911 operator (this movie does not know what 911 operators do) and proceeds to do nothing but get children killed and women abused by giving them bad advice
great flick
great flick
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His feigned ignorance is disturbing. He definitely needs to be removed.
December 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
His feigned ignorance is disturbing. He definitely needs to be removed.
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you couldn't trust the old FBI about this shit and if you think you could i got a bridge to sell you
CNN reporting that the DC pipe bomber was motivated by Trump’s lies about the 2020 election. It’d be nice if we had an FBI run by people we could trust to tell the truth about these types of things.
ICYMI from Sept. at @atrupar.com’s PN.
www.publicnotice.co/p/kash-patel...
ICYMI from Sept. at @atrupar.com’s PN.
www.publicnotice.co/p/kash-patel...
Kash Patel's FBI is a total mess
A new lawsuit indicates he's too busy chasing online clout to notice.
www.publicnotice.co
December 5, 2025 at 2:45 PM
you couldn't trust the old FBI about this shit and if you think you could i got a bridge to sell you
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The fact that a second strike like that in an armed conflict is definitely a war crime should not completely negate the fact that *there is no war* and ALL the strikes are cold-blooded murder. The whole chain of command are murderers.
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The fact that a second strike like that in an armed conflict is definitely a war crime should not completely negate the fact that *there is no war* and ALL the strikes are cold-blooded murder. The whole chain of command are murderers.
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becoming one of those irritating "get off twitter" guys but for spotify wrapped
December 5, 2025 at 7:59 AM
becoming one of those irritating "get off twitter" guys but for spotify wrapped
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This house supports children and adults with adhd and autism and especially the really cool ones with both.
December 4, 2025 at 8:56 AM
This house supports children and adults with adhd and autism and especially the really cool ones with both.
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All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
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Not trying to burst any bubbles; but Spotify is over.
They are airing ICE recruitment ads, the CEO has been investing in military/AI tech, they barely pay their artists; sometimes a percentage of a cent per stream, they promote “fake/AI artist” playlists, and there’s major concerns about data use.
They are airing ICE recruitment ads, the CEO has been investing in military/AI tech, they barely pay their artists; sometimes a percentage of a cent per stream, they promote “fake/AI artist” playlists, and there’s major concerns about data use.
December 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Not trying to burst any bubbles; but Spotify is over.
They are airing ICE recruitment ads, the CEO has been investing in military/AI tech, they barely pay their artists; sometimes a percentage of a cent per stream, they promote “fake/AI artist” playlists, and there’s major concerns about data use.
They are airing ICE recruitment ads, the CEO has been investing in military/AI tech, they barely pay their artists; sometimes a percentage of a cent per stream, they promote “fake/AI artist” playlists, and there’s major concerns about data use.
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I wish this was an exaggeration, but it isn’t. They appear to have actively worked to block their purported allies being granted asylum, so they couldn’t be called to give evidence in Britain.
The British government and forces left their local translators and interpreters to be killed by the Taliban so they couldn't give evidence in any war-crimes trials
December 1, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I wish this was an exaggeration, but it isn’t. They appear to have actively worked to block their purported allies being granted asylum, so they couldn’t be called to give evidence in Britain.
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This is all true but
1) under no definition are we currently at war with Venezuela under domestic US law
2) since we aren’t, the initial strike was just as much a murder as the follow up
The failure to understand this by a huge range of actors is really driving me up the wall.
1) under no definition are we currently at war with Venezuela under domestic US law
2) since we aren’t, the initial strike was just as much a murder as the follow up
The failure to understand this by a huge range of actors is really driving me up the wall.
If the Venezuelan sailors were enemy combatants, then the 2nd strike is a war crime.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
November 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
This is all true but
1) under no definition are we currently at war with Venezuela under domestic US law
2) since we aren’t, the initial strike was just as much a murder as the follow up
The failure to understand this by a huge range of actors is really driving me up the wall.
1) under no definition are we currently at war with Venezuela under domestic US law
2) since we aren’t, the initial strike was just as much a murder as the follow up
The failure to understand this by a huge range of actors is really driving me up the wall.
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when he's mayor I'm gonna do a vacation in new york and get one of these fuckin jalapeno egg and cheese sandwiches
Soon small businesses won’t have to wait for Small Business Saturday to get attention from their Mayor.
Some changes that they can look forward to:
Some changes that they can look forward to:
November 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
when he's mayor I'm gonna do a vacation in new york and get one of these fuckin jalapeno egg and cheese sandwiches
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Soon small businesses won’t have to wait for Small Business Saturday to get attention from their Mayor.
Some changes that they can look forward to:
Some changes that they can look forward to:
November 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Soon small businesses won’t have to wait for Small Business Saturday to get attention from their Mayor.
Some changes that they can look forward to:
Some changes that they can look forward to:
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The Doctor is right and correct
Always love to see great talent using their platform for unabashed good.
'F*** Off And Let People Be': David Tennant Doubles Down On Support For Trans People
"People are trying to create division... and it's so f***ing unnecessary."
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk
November 29, 2025 at 12:51 PM
The Doctor is right and correct