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using up all my likes calling guys mormon on hinge. #bullyingisgood
smoking for business not pleasure (have to make myself poop before an event)
July 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
they wanna call it dysphoria, Im just getting ahead of the transvestigators
June 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I thought roy g biv was a real guy
April 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
boss caught me reading medieval history books during work. #busted
March 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
gynecologist said I was funny #pussypower
March 22, 2025 at 7:16 AM
growing your hair out is cool because you finally have a sense of time passing
March 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
deleted all my evil apps
March 17, 2025 at 9:27 AM
nothing more embarrassing than vacuuming. hold on while I take my incredibly loud machine for a walk around the house. yeah it’s just sucking up all my dirt and grime.
March 11, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I’m on grindr telling guys “perchance”
February 4, 2025 at 10:20 AM
just found a spider in the french press #theresafishinthepercolator
February 4, 2025 at 8:18 AM
I wonder what it’s of
February 3, 2025 at 8:07 AM
bitches on grindr be like ‘you’re gonna love this’ mf what do you know of my love
January 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
ok I’ll say it. I’d be fine with chasers if they weren’t all so goddamned ugly🙄
January 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Daniel radcliffe has done so much for short men. so glad y’all have him ❤️
January 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
being sick is all about discovering the amount of cigarettes that are just enough to not get post nasal drip from withdrawals but not so much that you feel like even worse shit
January 19, 2025 at 4:27 AM
they call me the bird on canadian currency I’m a common loon
January 13, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Im at that very special age where instead of selfies I just have photos of mildly worrying medical anomalies on my phone
January 13, 2025 at 7:07 AM
texting isn’t enough, I need to hear the playlist i made through his ears
January 12, 2025 at 8:22 AM
on tinder trying to decipher if he’s hot and bad at taking photos or just ugly. I’ve never once guessed correctly
December 29, 2024 at 3:01 AM
I have #strepthroat merry christmas
December 25, 2024 at 11:52 PM
in the club thinkin ‘yeah I think I can charleston to this’
December 25, 2024 at 3:41 PM
thought a street lamp was the moon. blinded.
December 23, 2024 at 4:53 AM
every animated move should HEAVILY feature Wile E Coyote and/or the pink panther. NO exceptions
December 17, 2024 at 9:48 AM
fuck it. I’ll let him hit just cus he’s from altadena
December 16, 2024 at 9:30 PM
i love #xfiles cus it’s like if criminal minds had more hot people, a better soundtrack, and none of that horrendous 2010s fashion
December 14, 2024 at 7:08 AM