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peacenchampagne.bsky.social
H
@peacenchampagne.bsky.social
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idk why i get so mad when they ask me to do the job they pay me to do. I just wanna eat my snacks and watch summer house in peace
April 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Converting my 401K into cartons of cigarettes for barter before the market opens tomorrow.
April 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
i’ve been watching these baby eagles on youtube since they hatched. I skipped a few days and now they’re big af sitting in the nest by themselves.
April 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
once a month i find something i haven’t worn in awhile and don’t figure out why i haven’t worn it till i get to work and im uncomfortable
March 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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I miss fun. The kind where you don't suddenly remember everything is awful and feel terrible.
March 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
i wish this was the old days where i took off work to be a degenerate at Looneys.
March 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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The level of fitness I’m aiming for is moms who go for runs while pushing strollers
March 14, 2025 at 1:20 PM
a photo you’d use as an album cover
March 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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this site today being full of twitter people crying that there aren't enough sports here or whatever the fuck lol girl fuck you
March 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
i am once again trying to figure out how to get my apple watch back from a man i never want to speak to the rest of my life.
March 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Drake not even trying anymore. What the hell is this Nokia song
March 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
i thought it would be hard for me to give up amazon but after a few months I realize i was buying junk on amazon except my Moon Juice subscriptions
March 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
i hate that i like solidcore
March 6, 2025 at 12:45 PM
This commute to DC for work this week is killing me.
March 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
idk what i do on here for my discover page to be filled with cats and thick ass gay men.
March 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
someone walked in on me in the bathroom taking the most basic myspace type photos of myself. I hope i don’t see them the rest of the day
March 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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To be fair, ain’t shit been funny since November 5th.
I feel like the energy of this app shifted drastically after the new year. It was all kiki's and vibes in November 😫🥲.
February 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
i’m cracking up at this but i really do appreciate it.
February 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
my romance?
chemical.
My service?
Postal.
My eyes?
Bright.
February 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Karen is such an idiot.
February 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
how is this real life
February 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
she said he needed a new sex playlist for his wife and brought up cat stevens…. that’s not sexy
February 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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“You shoulda never called me a fat ass Kelly price!”
February 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM