patrique
@patricmd.bsky.social
oldest selfie on your phone
2010 babies
not sure what i was going for here
2010 babies
not sure what i was going for here
November 11, 2025 at 1:07 PM
oldest selfie on your phone
2010 babies
not sure what i was going for here
2010 babies
not sure what i was going for here
introducing TASTE THE HEAT, NOT THE MEAT. a KING OF THE HILL podcast for those who think propane is a personally trait.
🗣️ hosted by yours truly and @shirtlessjay.com
listen/watch at:
🌎 tastetheheat.show
📼 youtube.com/@tastetheheatshow
or your favorite podcast aggregators
🗣️ hosted by yours truly and @shirtlessjay.com
listen/watch at:
🌎 tastetheheat.show
📼 youtube.com/@tastetheheatshow
or your favorite podcast aggregators
August 11, 2025 at 12:39 PM
introducing TASTE THE HEAT, NOT THE MEAT. a KING OF THE HILL podcast for those who think propane is a personally trait.
🗣️ hosted by yours truly and @shirtlessjay.com
listen/watch at:
🌎 tastetheheat.show
📼 youtube.com/@tastetheheatshow
or your favorite podcast aggregators
🗣️ hosted by yours truly and @shirtlessjay.com
listen/watch at:
🌎 tastetheheat.show
📼 youtube.com/@tastetheheatshow
or your favorite podcast aggregators
I was never there. I don’t even listen to podcasts. But if my voice does appear in this episode, it was sampled illegally by the government using AI and deep state technology.
August 6, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I was never there. I don’t even listen to podcasts. But if my voice does appear in this episode, it was sampled illegally by the government using AI and deep state technology.
Reposted by patrique
i had to take a piss in front of this
July 11, 2025 at 3:29 AM
i had to take a piss in front of this
Superman and I both like breakfast for dinner. Only difference is he flies. I fuck, cry, and fry bacon all before midnight.
July 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Superman and I both like breakfast for dinner. Only difference is he flies. I fuck, cry, and fry bacon all before midnight.
when you have a friend named brett and brent and you can’t remember which is which am i right?
July 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
when you have a friend named brett and brent and you can’t remember which is which am i right?
st augustine: there’s something deeply wrong with me because I got turned on by the castillo de san marcos. that cannon wasn’t the only thing getting loaded.
July 6, 2025 at 2:11 AM
st augustine: there’s something deeply wrong with me because I got turned on by the castillo de san marcos. that cannon wasn’t the only thing getting loaded.
america isn’t the only worth celebrating today
July 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
america isn’t the only worth celebrating today
road trips are just snacks, silence, and staring out the window like you’re in a music video about loss
July 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
road trips are just snacks, silence, and staring out the window like you’re in a music video about loss
andy warhol saw a soup can and said “yes, this is culture now,” and he was right because i too have built an identity on things that make no sense
July 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
andy warhol saw a soup can and said “yes, this is culture now,” and he was right because i too have built an identity on things that make no sense
i used to dream of love and poetry. now i dream of a world where i’m cc’d on nothing
July 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
i used to dream of love and poetry. now i dream of a world where i’m cc’d on nothing
late start for a beach day
June 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
late start for a beach day
post-night shift endeavors
April 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
post-night shift endeavors
the grays are graying today
April 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
the grays are graying today
