is this anything

blessing the tl with seagull vs. line cook "he sucks but i care about wildlife"

Now that everyone's talking about submarines, and things imploding at depth, I'm going to take this opportunity to forcibly educate people unfortunate enough to follow me about my insane passion: watches, and their connection to deep-sea submersibles.

Nate Silver [being crushed to death instantaneously]: Our numbers show a 89% probability this is not happening, tho

I bet other countries are gonna think twice now before letting a hot dog vendor amass a private army recruited from prisons

comedy is over. the robots won

Howard Hughes may have been one of the first people to truly go Goblin Mode

losing my mind at this NYT headline

sonobuoys trying to be helpful

BOSTON (AP) — US Coast Guard says a debris field has been found near the Titanic as rescuers search for missing submersible.

it's shitpostin' time