the last Chekist
@partybureaucrat.bsky.social
#1 rated political commissar 1943
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(caveman being woken up from an ice block) no i’m fine living in the 21st century i just didn’t know it was going to be chinese
January 14, 2025 at 6:33 AM
(caveman being woken up from an ice block) no i’m fine living in the 21st century i just didn’t know it was going to be chinese
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(script for MOIST, 2012 action flick)
DWAYNE JOHNSON: there's only one way to find the bomb. I'm going moist again
JASON STATHAM: look mate. You got out. me. im proper moist. I aint getting no fuckin tourists moist with me
DWAYNE JOHNSON: im moister than you'll ever be pal
DWAYNE JOHNSON: there's only one way to find the bomb. I'm going moist again
JASON STATHAM: look mate. You got out. me. im proper moist. I aint getting no fuckin tourists moist with me
DWAYNE JOHNSON: im moister than you'll ever be pal
December 17, 2024 at 8:07 AM
(script for MOIST, 2012 action flick)
DWAYNE JOHNSON: there's only one way to find the bomb. I'm going moist again
JASON STATHAM: look mate. You got out. me. im proper moist. I aint getting no fuckin tourists moist with me
DWAYNE JOHNSON: im moister than you'll ever be pal
DWAYNE JOHNSON: there's only one way to find the bomb. I'm going moist again
JASON STATHAM: look mate. You got out. me. im proper moist. I aint getting no fuckin tourists moist with me
DWAYNE JOHNSON: im moister than you'll ever be pal
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Okay so according to mainstream media, if you kill a homeless man for yelling you're a hero, but if you kill a CEO who literally profits off of death you're a monster.
December 10, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Okay so according to mainstream media, if you kill a homeless man for yelling you're a hero, but if you kill a CEO who literally profits off of death you're a monster.
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LIBERAL: LOL. Imagine if Hitler was trans. He’d be even worse
LIBERAL: (after one gently-worded bit of pushback) Throughout history, comedy has been an important tool in the delegitimization of authoritarian regimes [1]. Even in the depths of the Warsaw Ghetto [2], humor played a significant role in
LIBERAL: (after one gently-worded bit of pushback) Throughout history, comedy has been an important tool in the delegitimization of authoritarian regimes [1]. Even in the depths of the Warsaw Ghetto [2], humor played a significant role in
November 25, 2024 at 1:54 AM
LIBERAL: LOL. Imagine if Hitler was trans. He’d be even worse
LIBERAL: (after one gently-worded bit of pushback) Throughout history, comedy has been an important tool in the delegitimization of authoritarian regimes [1]. Even in the depths of the Warsaw Ghetto [2], humor played a significant role in
LIBERAL: (after one gently-worded bit of pushback) Throughout history, comedy has been an important tool in the delegitimization of authoritarian regimes [1]. Even in the depths of the Warsaw Ghetto [2], humor played a significant role in
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classes will begin shortly, please report to the people’s education centre for your first assignment
November 21, 2024 at 10:24 PM
classes will begin shortly, please report to the people’s education centre for your first assignment
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Congratulations to the ICC. Now onto the hard part.
November 21, 2024 at 12:53 PM
Congratulations to the ICC. Now onto the hard part.
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I will follow back most people if they look cool, but I do not follow back cryptocurrency hooligans
November 21, 2024 at 12:12 PM
I will follow back most people if they look cool, but I do not follow back cryptocurrency hooligans
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Finally
ICC issues arrest warrant for Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu
ICC issues arrest warrant for Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu
Move by international criminal court puts Netanyahu at risk of detention if he travels to certain other countries
The international criminal court has issued arrest warrants for the Israeli prime minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, the county’s former defence…
dlvr.it
November 21, 2024 at 12:27 PM
Finally
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BadEmpanada on YouTube: “through a meticulously well-researched analysis we demonstrate that they are providing cover for genocide, thereby committing crimes per international law…”
BE on Twitter: “I have your name, number and address. I’m outside your house right now. I’m gonna fucking kill y
BE on Twitter: “I have your name, number and address. I’m outside your house right now. I’m gonna fucking kill y
November 21, 2024 at 11:43 AM
BadEmpanada on YouTube: “through a meticulously well-researched analysis we demonstrate that they are providing cover for genocide, thereby committing crimes per international law…”
BE on Twitter: “I have your name, number and address. I’m outside your house right now. I’m gonna fucking kill y
BE on Twitter: “I have your name, number and address. I’m outside your house right now. I’m gonna fucking kill y
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donald trumps hiring people with the one qualification needed: need to be pedophile
November 20, 2024 at 3:00 PM
donald trumps hiring people with the one qualification needed: need to be pedophile
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Twitter is imperial Japan in this metaphor, which means we will use nuclear weapons against Elon Musk
November 20, 2024 at 7:27 AM
Twitter is imperial Japan in this metaphor, which means we will use nuclear weapons against Elon Musk
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Starting a Blue Sky offshoot called Red Sun, we will then win the power struggle in the twitter close battle and banish Bluesky to app Taiwan
November 20, 2024 at 7:24 AM
Starting a Blue Sky offshoot called Red Sun, we will then win the power struggle in the twitter close battle and banish Bluesky to app Taiwan
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one of the goofy things i on some level have a sick enjoyment of that normie liberals do is remix elon musks name. ‘elmo’, ‘leon’, even seen ‘nole’ once. i just don’t understand the purpose of calling him something other than elon. i love how straight up stupid it is
November 19, 2024 at 5:05 PM
one of the goofy things i on some level have a sick enjoyment of that normie liberals do is remix elon musks name. ‘elmo’, ‘leon’, even seen ‘nole’ once. i just don’t understand the purpose of calling him something other than elon. i love how straight up stupid it is
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PSA: by default bluesky hides "rude" and "extremist" posts, you need to go to settings -> moderation -> Advanced/Bluesky Moderation Service to see these posts
November 19, 2024 at 3:37 PM
PSA: by default bluesky hides "rude" and "extremist" posts, you need to go to settings -> moderation -> Advanced/Bluesky Moderation Service to see these posts
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I should not be here. I should be preparing some manner of soup in a large caldron for the worker’s dinner.
November 18, 2024 at 7:42 PM
I should not be here. I should be preparing some manner of soup in a large caldron for the worker’s dinner.
does it include tear gad to use against people who are protesting a genocide
November 18, 2024 at 7:33 PM
does it include tear gad to use against people who are protesting a genocide
please i want to stir shit up and yell at people its way too nice here. its like a house thats way too clean and covered in white everything but also is soulless. very artificial.
can you people start being more horrible to each other on here i want it to be as hostile as twitter
November 18, 2024 at 10:41 AM
please i want to stir shit up and yell at people its way too nice here. its like a house thats way too clean and covered in white everything but also is soulless. very artificial.
can you people start being more horrible to each other on here i want it to be as hostile as twitter
November 18, 2024 at 10:39 AM
can you people start being more horrible to each other on here i want it to be as hostile as twitter
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podcast idea; i buy one of those gallon-sized plastic bottles of whiskey you can get in japan and talk about the 1914 austro-hungarian war effort until half-life 1 death beeping sound occurs
November 18, 2024 at 4:26 AM
podcast idea; i buy one of those gallon-sized plastic bottles of whiskey you can get in japan and talk about the 1914 austro-hungarian war effort until half-life 1 death beeping sound occurs
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we will be introducing a few blockchain features in coming updates. the one we are most excited about is how when you block an account someone will go to their house and beat them with a chain
October 27, 2024 at 7:19 PM
we will be introducing a few blockchain features in coming updates. the one we are most excited about is how when you block an account someone will go to their house and beat them with a chain
only good liberal is a dead liberal.
reactionaries as well but that goes without saying
reactionaries as well but that goes without saying
November 18, 2024 at 8:41 AM
only good liberal is a dead liberal.
reactionaries as well but that goes without saying
reactionaries as well but that goes without saying
my account may be jarring but thats intended
November 18, 2024 at 7:26 AM
my account may be jarring but thats intended