@partizay.bsky.social
Earth, wind, and fire music: Do you remember, the fifth night of November, the gunpowder treason and plot.... <--- my stupid brain all morning at work so far
November 5, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Earth, wind, and fire music: Do you remember, the fifth night of November, the gunpowder treason and plot.... <--- my stupid brain all morning at work so far
They are reorganizing part of the post office and they got rid of my favorite official internal post office poster before I could grab it. It said "don't finger the mail while driving"
October 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
They are reorganizing part of the post office and they got rid of my favorite official internal post office poster before I could grab it. It said "don't finger the mail while driving"
New game Idea: you play as a young monster who uses captured humans to fight the captured humans of other monsters. I'll call it Pocket Man
September 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
New game Idea: you play as a young monster who uses captured humans to fight the captured humans of other monsters. I'll call it Pocket Man
I got nuked on tumblr, probably for being trans and existing. I didn't even do anything, if I'm going to be punished at least let me do something first
August 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I got nuked on tumblr, probably for being trans and existing. I didn't even do anything, if I'm going to be punished at least let me do something first
Reposted
maybe there's still some good left in this world after all
July 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
maybe there's still some good left in this world after all
There comes a time in every girl's life
June 27, 2025 at 10:25 AM
There comes a time in every girl's life
I constantly have to stop myself from saying "here is a fact that will amaze and arouse you" to random people
May 27, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I constantly have to stop myself from saying "here is a fact that will amaze and arouse you" to random people
I dunno, it was funny in my head
May 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I dunno, it was funny in my head
Can't say I'm not curious
May 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Can't say I'm not curious
I only write serious stuff
May 9, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I only write serious stuff
"A daring new take, werewolves, the likes you've never seen before."
Lies, the whole movie is full of lycan-tropes.
Lies, the whole movie is full of lycan-tropes.
April 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
"A daring new take, werewolves, the likes you've never seen before."
Lies, the whole movie is full of lycan-tropes.
Lies, the whole movie is full of lycan-tropes.
Smurfette: Gather round smurfs, it’s good news bad news time. The good news is I did some soul-searching and realized that I am a lesbian. Bad news, this means none of us are getting laid, except those two, congrats on your marriage.
Smurf whose taken to wearing striped stockings recently: Actually
Smurf whose taken to wearing striped stockings recently: Actually
April 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Smurfette: Gather round smurfs, it’s good news bad news time. The good news is I did some soul-searching and realized that I am a lesbian. Bad news, this means none of us are getting laid, except those two, congrats on your marriage.
Smurf whose taken to wearing striped stockings recently: Actually
Smurf whose taken to wearing striped stockings recently: Actually
When the American people asked the democrats to fight for American democracy. chuck schumer boldly stood up in defiance and said "maybe later"
April 1, 2025 at 1:04 PM
When the American people asked the democrats to fight for American democracy. chuck schumer boldly stood up in defiance and said "maybe later"
I'm doing one of those super high teapot pours cause I'm fancy, but with monster energy cause I'm trans
March 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I'm doing one of those super high teapot pours cause I'm fancy, but with monster energy cause I'm trans
The worst part is that conservatives won't like the world they create anymore than the rest of us would, but consequences are a foreign concept to them.
March 22, 2025 at 11:37 PM
The worst part is that conservatives won't like the world they create anymore than the rest of us would, but consequences are a foreign concept to them.
I'd name a dog: Cat, which is of course short for Catagorically-not-a-feline
March 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I'd name a dog: Cat, which is of course short for Catagorically-not-a-feline
If you take HRT for long enough you turn into a plushie, that's why so many trans girls love blahaj's, t4t.
January 17, 2025 at 11:35 AM
If you take HRT for long enough you turn into a plushie, that's why so many trans girls love blahaj's, t4t.
I didn't realize that the dildo i bought glowed in the dark until I turned my lights off to sleep and there it was across the room glowing like a wobbly lightsaber standing in defiance against the night
January 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I didn't realize that the dildo i bought glowed in the dark until I turned my lights off to sleep and there it was across the room glowing like a wobbly lightsaber standing in defiance against the night
@kiwithemage.bsky.social
I found something to make your setup more efficient >_>
I found something to make your setup more efficient >_>
January 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
@kiwithemage.bsky.social
I found something to make your setup more efficient >_>
I found something to make your setup more efficient >_>
I have these cat ears with bells. They were sitting on something I needed earlier and I didn't have anywhere to set them so I put them on, like two hours later I'm all "why do I keep hearing bells?"
January 5, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I have these cat ears with bells. They were sitting on something I needed earlier and I didn't have anywhere to set them so I put them on, like two hours later I'm all "why do I keep hearing bells?"
Update on the year 2025 thus far: the Greater Portland polycule has declared war on the NYPD. Both armies are moving into positions to launch their attacks, this is expected to completely destroy the town of Lindsborg, Kansas.
Updates as we get them, stay tuned
Updates as we get them, stay tuned
January 1, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Update on the year 2025 thus far: the Greater Portland polycule has declared war on the NYPD. Both armies are moving into positions to launch their attacks, this is expected to completely destroy the town of Lindsborg, Kansas.
Updates as we get them, stay tuned
Updates as we get them, stay tuned
They let anyone have image editing software these days
November 24, 2024 at 4:13 PM
They let anyone have image editing software these days
Making musk head of the department of government efficiency makes sense if you think about it, he took one of the most successful social networks and destroyed it utterly in like what 6 months? who could match that level of incompetent efficiency
November 24, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Making musk head of the department of government efficiency makes sense if you think about it, he took one of the most successful social networks and destroyed it utterly in like what 6 months? who could match that level of incompetent efficiency