Fang
@pardusfang.bsky.social
The trick is to bite down on the blade as hard as you can, with no regard as to how sharp it may or may not be
November 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The trick is to bite down on the blade as hard as you can, with no regard as to how sharp it may or may not be
the self-sharpening nature of carnassials is rather cute if you think about it
November 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
the self-sharpening nature of carnassials is rather cute if you think about it
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now ancalagon, there's a name that sounds good and benefits from knowing that sindarin etymology. you do know that etymology, don't you, son? wouldn't want everyone to have to surround you, all pointing and laughing fashion
November 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
now ancalagon, there's a name that sounds good and benefits from knowing that sindarin etymology. you do know that etymology, don't you, son? wouldn't want everyone to have to surround you, all pointing and laughing fashion
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goblin was nothing but kind and respectful to those little chudlings but they still treated him like shit just because he was gay
November 4, 2025 at 3:12 AM
goblin was nothing but kind and respectful to those little chudlings but they still treated him like shit just because he was gay
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full contact origami
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
full contact origami
everyone keeps leaving salt circles around things i want this is so annoyinggg
November 5, 2025 at 1:17 AM
everyone keeps leaving salt circles around things i want this is so annoyinggg
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Whatever you want, the answer is no.
November 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Whatever you want, the answer is no.
mechsketch heavily inspired by Blade Wolf Metal Gear but pantherine
November 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM
mechsketch heavily inspired by Blade Wolf Metal Gear but pantherine
Bigfoot's far less elusive and far more pernicious cousin, Trenchfoot
October 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Bigfoot's far less elusive and far more pernicious cousin, Trenchfoot
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we gotta look into abandoning the flesh as soon as possible
October 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
we gotta look into abandoning the flesh as soon as possible
I have an 18cm steel spike which assists me with various tasks and has done so for years and even when not assisting me with tasks is quite pleasant to hold and keep about my person. And no she's not cursed so don't even ask.
October 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I have an 18cm steel spike which assists me with various tasks and has done so for years and even when not assisting me with tasks is quite pleasant to hold and keep about my person. And no she's not cursed so don't even ask.
Glad to hear that the neighbor's rooster is crowing not at the customary dawn but rather at noon, when I wake up, because it knows who is important.
October 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Glad to hear that the neighbor's rooster is crowing not at the customary dawn but rather at noon, when I wake up, because it knows who is important.
You know what they say! A bird in the hand is worth NOTHING.
Go catch everything in that bush or you're dead to me.
Go catch everything in that bush or you're dead to me.
October 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
You know what they say! A bird in the hand is worth NOTHING.
Go catch everything in that bush or you're dead to me.
Go catch everything in that bush or you're dead to me.
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im pregnant and its the age of the sword
September 29, 2025 at 12:29 PM
im pregnant and its the age of the sword
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fuck i started nocicepting!! nooooooo!!!
i love to propriocept. who else out here propriocepting
September 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
fuck i started nocicepting!! nooooooo!!!
i love when walls and floors switch places without telling me
September 24, 2025 at 4:27 AM
i love when walls and floors switch places without telling me
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September 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
rudimentary attempt at drawing this thing from a ttrpg
September 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
rudimentary attempt at drawing this thing from a ttrpg
September 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
once again I am drawing hands
September 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
once again I am drawing hands
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My doctor just sat me down and told me he's going to turn me into an experimental beast. It will be a struggle coping with the loss of my inherent humanity, but at least I will be a violent mechanoid animal hybrid without the capacity for thought or speech. I go under the knife in less than an hour.
June 29, 2025 at 2:35 PM
My doctor just sat me down and told me he's going to turn me into an experimental beast. It will be a struggle coping with the loss of my inherent humanity, but at least I will be a violent mechanoid animal hybrid without the capacity for thought or speech. I go under the knife in less than an hour.
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The moment I found out that these things don’t even store images on the block chain because they’re too big and instead are just a serial number and a hyperlink to an image on a regular ass server I asked what would happen when those servers go down and a bunch of morons got really mad at me lmao
NFTs from a couple of years ago are starting to succumb to link rot.
Someday the final server holding the last NFT image will go under, then truly all my apes will be gone
Someday the final server holding the last NFT image will go under, then truly all my apes will be gone
April 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The moment I found out that these things don’t even store images on the block chain because they’re too big and instead are just a serial number and a hyperlink to an image on a regular ass server I asked what would happen when those servers go down and a bunch of morons got really mad at me lmao