J❄️UA
@ozmaiscariot.bsky.social
Writer, bookseller, old games. ATL. he/him.
My job is to hold the lantern while the kid does the digging.
My job is to hold the lantern while the kid does the digging.
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J❄️UA
@ozmaiscariot.bsky.social
· Jul 25
The Abdicating Psychopomp
boldoblique.neocities.org
Wrote about rotten fruit, the afterlife, other people crying, and honey. On my website, Bold Oblique, for free. #essays #writing
boldoblique.neocities.org/Ab-Ps
boldoblique.neocities.org/Ab-Ps
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
Forget Muppet Dune I want Homestar Runner Twin Peaks.
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Forget Muppet Dune I want Homestar Runner Twin Peaks.
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
God a mere two spiked lemonades and I'm all "mommy doesn't get drunk she just has fun"
November 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
God a mere two spiked lemonades and I'm all "mommy doesn't get drunk she just has fun"
It still shocks me when people watch something filmed (or as a game, programmed) at 4:3 that has been stretched out wide for a modern tv. How do you not instantly recoil at how hideous and unacceptable it is?
November 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
It still shocks me when people watch something filmed (or as a game, programmed) at 4:3 that has been stretched out wide for a modern tv. How do you not instantly recoil at how hideous and unacceptable it is?
Wow 3am I love being sleeping meds resistant 😀
November 24, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Wow 3am I love being sleeping meds resistant 😀
Ask yourself, "Is this a sentiment worthy of two exclamation points?"
November 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Ask yourself, "Is this a sentiment worthy of two exclamation points?"
I swear I'm getting a tiny dog and fully transitioning into an Old Gay Guy Who Insists On His Tiny Dog and you will be SICK of whatever hideous creature I choose to imprint on.
November 22, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I swear I'm getting a tiny dog and fully transitioning into an Old Gay Guy Who Insists On His Tiny Dog and you will be SICK of whatever hideous creature I choose to imprint on.
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After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
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Gonna try to boost this again since queer history is often lost and erased, and it is very important that we preserve as much of it as we can.
Malcolm Ingram is trying to re-release Small Town Gay Bar, a really valuable documentary from the 00s about...well, small town gay bars in Mississippi. They have to rebuy all music rights etc.
10 days left, they're at 20k of 53k. Please give em a shout.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/163...
10 days left, they're at 20k of 53k. Please give em a shout.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/163...
small town gay bar redux
‘small town gay bar’ is a documentary about two bars in the Deep South fighting for diversity in the face of adversity
www.kickstarter.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Gonna try to boost this again since queer history is often lost and erased, and it is very important that we preserve as much of it as we can.
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The King: Bard, a song for the Court!
Me (picking up my lute): Yes your grace, here’s stairway. Hold on that’s not- one sec I got it.
The King: How about something simpler, maybe Smoke on the Water?
The King’s Evil Vizier: I think the court would like some Hendrix, my liege, maybe some Satriani.
Me (picking up my lute): Yes your grace, here’s stairway. Hold on that’s not- one sec I got it.
The King: How about something simpler, maybe Smoke on the Water?
The King’s Evil Vizier: I think the court would like some Hendrix, my liege, maybe some Satriani.
November 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The King: Bard, a song for the Court!
Me (picking up my lute): Yes your grace, here’s stairway. Hold on that’s not- one sec I got it.
The King: How about something simpler, maybe Smoke on the Water?
The King’s Evil Vizier: I think the court would like some Hendrix, my liege, maybe some Satriani.
Me (picking up my lute): Yes your grace, here’s stairway. Hold on that’s not- one sec I got it.
The King: How about something simpler, maybe Smoke on the Water?
The King’s Evil Vizier: I think the court would like some Hendrix, my liege, maybe some Satriani.
In a way, the giants are actually benefiting from me standing on their shoulders.
November 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
In a way, the giants are actually benefiting from me standing on their shoulders.
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AI is the new motion smoothing
My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
AI is the new motion smoothing
On the edge of a pond in the deep forest a frog steps out of her home holding the eviction notices placed on her door by the turtle.
November 18, 2025 at 12:50 PM
On the edge of a pond in the deep forest a frog steps out of her home holding the eviction notices placed on her door by the turtle.
When a turtle goes into his shell... He's got a PC in there. He's gaming.
November 18, 2025 at 12:49 PM
When a turtle goes into his shell... He's got a PC in there. He's gaming.
*Nemik voice*
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
*Nemik voice*
Keep wanting to end questions with periods instead of question marks as a sort of "Yes, this sentence did start with 'was' or 'what' but please don't answer." Who would even understand what I meant.
November 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Keep wanting to end questions with periods instead of question marks as a sort of "Yes, this sentence did start with 'was' or 'what' but please don't answer." Who would even understand what I meant.
It's always such a huge relief when I learn that Disney has finally acknowledged something.
November 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
It's always such a huge relief when I learn that Disney has finally acknowledged something.
When I see a Bald Man I think "he has no eyebrows" but really they often do
November 15, 2025 at 11:13 PM
When I see a Bald Man I think "he has no eyebrows" but really they often do
Sometimes you open up an old notebook in which you have not written in years, you write today's date, and you shut it again.
November 14, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Sometimes you open up an old notebook in which you have not written in years, you write today's date, and you shut it again.
Whirling in Rags playing at the neighborhood market
November 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Whirling in Rags playing at the neighborhood market