Tom Turkey
@owlofthenorth.bsky.social
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In the Pacific Northwest
In the Pacific Northwest
It's probably how jugglers and acrobats make their craft look effortless.
the entire thing is mind boggling but how does one draw points and lines with such precision and consistency, exactly where they need them and do it so fast? i can't even sign my name the same way twice. we're not the same.
this is mesmerizing
November 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
It's probably how jugglers and acrobats make their craft look effortless.
Billion dollar idea: I'm going to hook ChatGPT up to a surgical robot.
Patented, bitches.
Patented, bitches.
November 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Billion dollar idea: I'm going to hook ChatGPT up to a surgical robot.
Patented, bitches.
Patented, bitches.
I sense a Nuzzi redemption arc wherein she leverages her mesmerizing nethers and/or canyon(s) to suppress MAHA, saving thousands of lives.
RFK Jr. wants you to know that he’s personally responsible for the anti-vax misinformation on the CDC's website
RFK Jr. wants you to know he’s personally responsible for anti-vax misinformation on CDC website
He told the New York Times there’s no proof that vaccines don’t cause autism, which is a lie.
www.motherjones.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I sense a Nuzzi redemption arc wherein she leverages her mesmerizing nethers and/or canyon(s) to suppress MAHA, saving thousands of lives.
I want to read a modern retelling of A Christmas Carol where Laurie Kilmartin and George Carlin haunt the fuck out of Elon.
November 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I want to read a modern retelling of A Christmas Carol where Laurie Kilmartin and George Carlin haunt the fuck out of Elon.
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Your daily reminder that federal government and all our universities are all leaning heavily into this broken, corrupt technological bubble, and they're gonna take us all over the cliff.
AI bot recorded doctors’ meeting, sent patient info to dozens of current and former hospital staff. This is a cautionary tale for healthcare providers about AI and patient privacy, watchdog says, by @hannay.bsky.social www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/artic... via @theglobeandmail.com
AI bot recorded doctors’ meeting, sent patient info to current and former hospital staff, watchdog says
The transcription tool recorded the meeting on behalf of a physician who no longer worked at the hospital
www.theglobeandmail.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Your daily reminder that federal government and all our universities are all leaning heavily into this broken, corrupt technological bubble, and they're gonna take us all over the cliff.
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If the President can impose his own taxes and use the proceeds to spend on his own projects, all without Congress, we have a dictatorship not a constitutional republic.
BREAKING: Deputy White House Chief of Staff James Blair said the administration is eyeing ways to give millions of Americans $2,000 dividend checks from tariff revenue without congressional approval, per Bloomberg.
November 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
If the President can impose his own taxes and use the proceeds to spend on his own projects, all without Congress, we have a dictatorship not a constitutional republic.
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With the news of the repugnant Operation Charlotte's Web, I can't wait for Homeland Security to release their next programs, Operation Goodnight Moon (defunding NASA), Operation Green Eggs and Ham (defunding the FDA) and Operation Busytown (the worm in RFKJr's brain stages a coup against Mamdani)
November 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
With the news of the repugnant Operation Charlotte's Web, I can't wait for Homeland Security to release their next programs, Operation Goodnight Moon (defunding NASA), Operation Green Eggs and Ham (defunding the FDA) and Operation Busytown (the worm in RFKJr's brain stages a coup against Mamdani)
Fox News: "Fuck them infants and toddlers!"
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Fox News: "Fuck them infants and toddlers!"
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Fellas, is it gay to Crank it to Hank?
November 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Fellas, is it gay to Crank it to Hank?
Trump just doing vibe-reigning, huh?
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Trump just doing vibe-reigning, huh?
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sexually transmitted brainworms
November 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
sexually transmitted brainworms
Anyone claiming more than the standard deduction on their personal U.S. taxes gets drug tested. If they fail (cannabis doesn't count), that money goes to drug treatment & homeless housing.
Corporations claiming more than the most basic tax deductions get their executives and directors drug tested.
Corporations claiming more than the most basic tax deductions get their executives and directors drug tested.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Anyone claiming more than the standard deduction on their personal U.S. taxes gets drug tested. If they fail (cannabis doesn't count), that money goes to drug treatment & homeless housing.
Corporations claiming more than the most basic tax deductions get their executives and directors drug tested.
Corporations claiming more than the most basic tax deductions get their executives and directors drug tested.
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Russia, if you're listening, the president said you don't have the balls to release anything about him because you need him and he said you are dumb and smelly and your momma dresses you funny.
*That should do it.
*That should do it.
November 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Russia, if you're listening, the president said you don't have the balls to release anything about him because you need him and he said you are dumb and smelly and your momma dresses you funny.
*That should do it.
*That should do it.
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The truth always comes out eventually.
November 13, 2025 at 7:39 AM
The truth always comes out eventually.
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No notes….nailed it 🎯
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
No notes….nailed it 🎯
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
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We need this to penetrate public consciousness.
Sooner or later they come hat in hand to govt. They will tell SNAP recipients to “get a job.” To billionaires peddling an idea no one needs, they open the coffers filled with our tax dollars.
Sooner or later they come hat in hand to govt. They will tell SNAP recipients to “get a job.” To billionaires peddling an idea no one needs, they open the coffers filled with our tax dollars.
"Faced with this dilemma—where do you get a trillion dollars quick?—OpenAI is getting ready to run hat in hand to the taxpayer for subsidies, like every great Ayn Randian self-created entrepreneur, pulling themselves up by their bootstraps." prospect.org/2025/11/07/o...
OpenAI Is Maneuvering for a Government Bailout - The American Prospect
For artificial intelligence to ever pencil out, some truly enormous revenue streams will be required. And if you need trillions of dollars for data centers forever, there’s only one entity to turn to:...
prospect.org
November 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
We need this to penetrate public consciousness.
Sooner or later they come hat in hand to govt. They will tell SNAP recipients to “get a job.” To billionaires peddling an idea no one needs, they open the coffers filled with our tax dollars.
Sooner or later they come hat in hand to govt. They will tell SNAP recipients to “get a job.” To billionaires peddling an idea no one needs, they open the coffers filled with our tax dollars.
This dude really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really doesn't want that Epstein vote, huh?
November 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
This dude really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really doesn't want that Epstein vote, huh?
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This is really impressive. They invented racism.
A new paper suggests a photo can tell a recruiter much about an applicant’s personality
Should facial analysis help determine whom companies hire?
A new paper suggests a photo can tell a recruiter much about an applicant’s personality
econ.st
November 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
This is really impressive. They invented racism.
Remember Charlie Kirk?
Me neither.
Me neither.
November 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Remember Charlie Kirk?
Me neither.
Me neither.
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time to step away from the starbucks drinks, y’all. do not cross the picket line.
unions are how we fight back. corporate monopolies are heavily consolidated right now. it’s a large part of why prices are high and wages are low.
unions are how we fight back. corporate monopolies are heavily consolidated right now. it’s a large part of why prices are high and wages are low.
BREAKING: Starbucks workers have just authorized a massive strike.
Union Starbucks baristas voted to authorize the strike by 92%.
Now baristas in over 25 cities could launch an unfair labor practice strike on Thursday, November 13th.
Union Starbucks baristas voted to authorize the strike by 92%.
Now baristas in over 25 cities could launch an unfair labor practice strike on Thursday, November 13th.
November 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
time to step away from the starbucks drinks, y’all. do not cross the picket line.
unions are how we fight back. corporate monopolies are heavily consolidated right now. it’s a large part of why prices are high and wages are low.
unions are how we fight back. corporate monopolies are heavily consolidated right now. it’s a large part of why prices are high and wages are low.
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Imagine having a kid in this daycare who watches as their teacher is bodily dragged away by masked goons.
Federal agents pulling a woman out of Rayito Del Sol, a daycare by Lane Tech high school
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Imagine having a kid in this daycare who watches as their teacher is bodily dragged away by masked goons.