Wow, that's some result with ten men given our record at Old Trafford! What a performance!

This is what happens when lads go away together.

That's a fantastic result given the effort that went in midweek! #efc

Much maligned this season, but Harrison was really quite good in that first half.

Fucking brilliant!!!! And fair play to Doucoure, getting himself banned for a game just to cheer us up even more!!

My 3 Superbowl half time show takeaways.
1. K-Dot Vs Drake: Game over.
2. Sensible society Vs Trump: Game just starting.
3. I can get my boot cut jeans back out of the loft.

Thank fuck for that! #EFC

I'm assuming it's been cancelled because it was dangerous for the planes from Norway to land in this wind? #EFC

Ok, didn't see this coming. I mean Wolves are awful but even so, 4 goals?!?

Well, it's been a good day for the Toffees. Strange how often their best days are the days on which they're not playing at the moment....

"Right, no Everton game. Sport cannot ruin my weekend."
Chicago Bears: "Hold my pint"

Dipped my feet in the water here over the last week and have now taken the plunge and deactivated the other place completely. Feel refreshed. Well apart from the footy obviously, that's still rubbish.