I never thought I would say this but a billion dollars is not a lot of money.

Middle class is just “economically non-binary”. Trump and the oligarchs are about to destroy that concept too.

You’re either rich or you’re poor.

I need a name for that feeling you get when a dj you love starts their set off with a 13-minute track you don’t like.

#newfeelingsneeded

Under the use by date on my yogurt there’s text that says “often good after”.

So basically, they want me to taste it and see.