Fear not children... on Inauguration Eve the Trump Fairy will flit around the country in his magic golf cart powered by the tears of the woke mob to restock our shelves and solve all our egg problems for another four years!
January 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Fear not children... on Inauguration Eve the Trump Fairy will flit around the country in his magic golf cart powered by the tears of the woke mob to restock our shelves and solve all our egg problems for another four years!
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
Can someone PLEASE wipe off the camera lens??
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Can someone PLEASE wipe off the camera lens??
Celebrating the revival of @theonion.com in print by breaking out my copy of Our Dumb Century signed by @scottdikkers.bsky.social, @marlaschnelder.bsky.social and other writers/eds in 1999 at the UW Bookstore not long before the move to NYC. But who belongs to the signature at the bottom left!?
November 16, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Celebrating the revival of @theonion.com in print by breaking out my copy of Our Dumb Century signed by @scottdikkers.bsky.social, @marlaschnelder.bsky.social and other writers/eds in 1999 at the UW Bookstore not long before the move to NYC. But who belongs to the signature at the bottom left!?
i really like ice cream
November 15, 2024 at 10:00 PM
i really like ice cream