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✿ marie ✿
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scooby doo video essays fuel me like child souls fuel fictional witches
November 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Dancing outside the concentration camps thinking that’s helping is your brain on idealism
November 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
get married in a costco, now that's the kirkland promise
October 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
take a shot every time Law Roach says "nepo baby" 🤣 #victoriassecretfashionshow2025
October 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
my cooking mama ass just mailed out 10 pounds of cookies 🤪 (that big cookie was for shits and giggles)
October 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
in desperate need of a testicular torsion* device for my piercings

*ball screwer-onner
June 8, 2025 at 11:34 AM
my child refused to put their snack down so all the photos from our walk are an advertisement for the snacks 😭
April 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
after spending $100 this week on these little shits too 💀 thanks youtube recs
April 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Weebles wobbled, but they didn’t fall down. Resilient little freaks.
April 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I love alcohol poisoning so I like to take a shot every time Dr Gregory House does a medical malpractice 🤭
April 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
the only fool this april is me 🤡
April 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
hey, friend, you're looking a little caffeine deprived
April 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
how I look reading the most depraved fanfic in the back room on break
March 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
March 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I don't know why I bother with toys when the toddler's favorite item is a roll of packing tape
March 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
you know what's never cringe? loving your friends
March 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I just want to have the strength in my hands to crochet like I used to
March 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
if my passing from this plane is caught on camera please make sad cloud edits set to kings of leon or train or something PLEASE
March 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
looking forward to march madness*

*the manic episode coming as soon as the daylight starts getting longer
February 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
david TENNANT 💜
February 17, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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they should make a separate subway system for people that have actually been out in public before
February 5, 2025 at 11:25 PM
crazy that supernatural is still so culturally relevant to so many people, I feel like I forgot about it for a decade only to find a thriving fandom no smaller than when I left
February 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
til you can, in fact, just put a bird on your bed
January 30, 2025 at 5:18 AM
baby daddy? oh you mean my pet sperm donor
January 30, 2025 at 5:11 AM
olipop apple tastes like what I imagine a golden apple inscribed "to the fairest" would taste like
January 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM