ottilie
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new blog out about the perils of foreign interference in Central Asia WITH voiceover :) ottilie.substack.com/p/every-cloud
August 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
new blog out about the perils of foreign interference in Central Asia WITH voiceover :) ottilie.substack.com/p/every-cloud
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Transing my gender for a piece of strawberry candy, growing in my monobrow, and finding my place in the feather boa/newboy cap binary--I wrote this letter about the rigid and deeply unserious world of gender in Central Asia.
ottilie.substack.com/p/your-best-...
ottilie.substack.com/p/your-best-...
March 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Transing my gender for a piece of strawberry candy, growing in my monobrow, and finding my place in the feather boa/newboy cap binary--I wrote this letter about the rigid and deeply unserious world of gender in Central Asia.
ottilie.substack.com/p/your-best-...
ottilie.substack.com/p/your-best-...
banana bread with /
flax seed is crumbly but /
eggs are expensive
flax seed is crumbly but /
eggs are expensive
February 6, 2025 at 3:54 AM
banana bread with /
flax seed is crumbly but /
eggs are expensive
flax seed is crumbly but /
eggs are expensive
Rrrrrrr grrrrrr rufff ruff
February 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Rrrrrrr grrrrrr rufff ruff
I don't think my grandpa has noticed that I came into the living room while he was watching Red because so far he's rewound it once to re-watch Bruce Willis beat Karl Urban bloody and rewound it TWICE to re-watch Karl Urban beg for mercy... I fear we have the same brain
January 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I don't think my grandpa has noticed that I came into the living room while he was watching Red because so far he's rewound it once to re-watch Bruce Willis beat Karl Urban bloody and rewound it TWICE to re-watch Karl Urban beg for mercy... I fear we have the same brain
If I ever describe myself as an influencer please know that I'm referring to my Substack recommendations
January 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
If I ever describe myself as an influencer please know that I'm referring to my Substack recommendations
"That's it!! No more Mr. Tough Guy!" (starts crying because you hurt my feelings)
January 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
"That's it!! No more Mr. Tough Guy!" (starts crying because you hurt my feelings)
if u are an American/can visit us I very much suggest visiting our national parks while they are still around :') they are far and away one of the best things about the U.S. and it is unlikely that they will continue to exist in the same form by the time the Trump administration is through with them
January 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
if u are an American/can visit us I very much suggest visiting our national parks while they are still around :') they are far and away one of the best things about the U.S. and it is unlikely that they will continue to exist in the same form by the time the Trump administration is through with them
One of my final tiktoks (sans the traditional Chinese song that I added as background noise in the app lol)
January 19, 2025 at 7:12 AM
One of my final tiktoks (sans the traditional Chinese song that I added as background noise in the app lol)
can one of you tech-savvy people please build a device that shocks me every time I try to open tiktok so I can get over this a little faster
January 19, 2025 at 5:44 AM
can one of you tech-savvy people please build a device that shocks me every time I try to open tiktok so I can get over this a little faster
I thought we had until midnight 😔 RIP my old private videos
January 19, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I thought we had until midnight 😔 RIP my old private videos
Does anyone here have strong opinions about the right color of dark green? I'm trying to change the theme colors for Baby Steppes but am paralyzed by choice and truly think this might be the most important decision that I've ever had to make
January 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Does anyone here have strong opinions about the right color of dark green? I'm trying to change the theme colors for Baby Steppes but am paralyzed by choice and truly think this might be the most important decision that I've ever had to make
Question for prevalent social media users!! Which is the correct social media platform upon which to admit my deep fear of hairless vulvas
January 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Question for prevalent social media users!! Which is the correct social media platform upon which to admit my deep fear of hairless vulvas
Biology is WEIRD AND FUCKED UP even if it did say there were two genders I don't think I would trust it.... is this the same Biology that made elephant seals?? No freaking way buddy
January 16, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Biology is WEIRD AND FUCKED UP even if it did say there were two genders I don't think I would trust it.... is this the same Biology that made elephant seals?? No freaking way buddy
This is my daughter Charity, and my sons Earnest and Thou-Shalt-Washes-The-Dishes-Without-Asking
January 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
This is my daughter Charity, and my sons Earnest and Thou-Shalt-Washes-The-Dishes-Without-Asking
There's a chrome extension downloader that can do that and you don't even need to log into your account, so there's no data risk. chromewebstore.google.com/detail/myfav...
January 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
There's a chrome extension downloader that can do that and you don't even need to log into your account, so there's no data risk. chromewebstore.google.com/detail/myfav...
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i’ve never met a rich person who i thought was cooler than me and that’s what carries me through sometimes
January 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
i’ve never met a rich person who i thought was cooler than me and that’s what carries me through sometimes
please 😔
Can someone please please pleeeeeeeease write me one of those little recommendation things for my Substack? I love it when people have those pinned to their publication home pages I want to do that so bad
January 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
please 😔
Can someone please please pleeeeeeeease write me one of those little recommendation things for my Substack? I love it when people have those pinned to their publication home pages I want to do that so bad
January 12, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Can someone please please pleeeeeeeease write me one of those little recommendation things for my Substack? I love it when people have those pinned to their publication home pages I want to do that so bad
New year new me though am I right
Last year I took my tampon out at a gay club and there was no stall trash can but there was a hole in the wall with a bunch of arrows drawn towards it and my drunk mind said "ah, for trash" so I put my tampon in it and the guy on the other side said "what the FUCK" and pushed it back through
January 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
New year new me though am I right
Last year I took my tampon out at a gay club and there was no stall trash can but there was a hole in the wall with a bunch of arrows drawn towards it and my drunk mind said "ah, for trash" so I put my tampon in it and the guy on the other side said "what the FUCK" and pushed it back through
January 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Last year I took my tampon out at a gay club and there was no stall trash can but there was a hole in the wall with a bunch of arrows drawn towards it and my drunk mind said "ah, for trash" so I put my tampon in it and the guy on the other side said "what the FUCK" and pushed it back through
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Any drug is a hard drug when I do it! that's how bad I am at doing drugs
January 6, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Any drug is a hard drug when I do it! that's how bad I am at doing drugs
Any drug is a hard drug when I do it! that's how bad I am at doing drugs
January 6, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Any drug is a hard drug when I do it! that's how bad I am at doing drugs
Currently watching the 2011 Conan the Barbarian remake and it has thus far stayed very true to the original Conan vibe (funky haircuts and gratuitous boobs)
January 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Currently watching the 2011 Conan the Barbarian remake and it has thus far stayed very true to the original Conan vibe (funky haircuts and gratuitous boobs)