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Christian Otte
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sup brah ✌️

📍 copenhagen, denmark
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i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.
April 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Diabolical shit - no peace for these motherfuckers
Evil motherfuckers
March 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Crypto guy in 2014: Crypto will revolutionize finance and change how we interact with money

Crypto in 2025:
February 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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why did they call it world war 1.... unless.. they knew another one was coming ...?
December 28, 2024 at 1:43 PM
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American forces suffered an embarrassing defeat against Canadian rebels in the Yukon last night when their newly-deployed Tesla mechs encountered a fatal error in the Musk-mandated “Teabag Mode,” rendering them inoperable
December 28, 2024 at 3:31 PM
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As far as Squid Game season 2 I of course remember what happened and what everyone’s deal is.
December 27, 2024 at 12:56 AM
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December 10, 2024 at 12:22 AM
god it feels so good to have superheaven back.
Superheaven - Numb To What Is Real (Official Visualizer)
YouTube video by Superheaven
youtu.be
December 10, 2024 at 12:20 PM
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Me: Hey can you do your dishes
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
December 6, 2024 at 2:40 AM
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i think spending time in trump’s orbit has made him even dumber
November 24, 2024 at 9:23 PM
new Gridiron track got me hyped af — put me in, coach!
Gridiron - "Talk Real" (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Gridiron
youtu.be
November 22, 2024 at 11:30 AM
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dying at infowars fans reaction to the onion takeover on twitter. they’re so clueless
November 15, 2024 at 2:28 AM
“what we do in the shadows” is really an all-timer of a show
November 12, 2024 at 11:19 PM
It feels deeply unfair that I’m not one of the Topjaw guys
November 12, 2024 at 4:09 PM
this show is really good, highly recommend it
November 12, 2024 at 3:16 PM
gatecreeper, what a fuckin' band
November 12, 2024 at 11:56 AM
November 11, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Very stoked to see Gatecreeper tonight even though a Monday night show in Copenhagen is always a tough sell (Copenhagen Mondays in the fall are for staying at home!)
November 11, 2024 at 12:44 PM
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put this kid on cnn
November 10, 2024 at 1:02 AM
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The media can't figure out why some racist Israeli soccer hooligans were beaten up: defector.com/the-media-ca...
The Media Can't Figure Out Why Some Racist Israeli Soccer Hooligans Were Beaten Up | Defector
Stripped of context, visiting soccer fans getting drunk and causing havoc ahead of a big continental match in Europe would be so routine as to be almost unworthy of mention. But the hooligans in this ...
defector.com
November 8, 2024 at 11:39 PM