Is The Life Aquatic really a good movie or are you just subconsciously curious about whether you could stand being railed by an adidas and beanie clad middle aged bill murray
June 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Is The Life Aquatic really a good movie or are you just subconsciously curious about whether you could stand being railed by an adidas and beanie clad middle aged bill murray
Today is my first stepdad’s birthday. Not to be confused with my fake dad (signed birth certificate, moms gay best friend), his husband (who was basically another stepdad) my real dad (hillbilly narcissist, weird guy), my father in law (6’5, dead now, had a girl’s name) or my second official stepd
May 25, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Today is my first stepdad’s birthday. Not to be confused with my fake dad (signed birth certificate, moms gay best friend), his husband (who was basically another stepdad) my real dad (hillbilly narcissist, weird guy), my father in law (6’5, dead now, had a girl’s name) or my second official stepd
Concept: A show called "Ship of Theseus" set on a boat with an ensemble cast. Every episode, a random actor is replaced by a new actor until by the end of the season none of the original cast remain.
Hello [autistic friend] I am your assigned ADHD extrovert for the day. Would you like me to order from the drive thru for you and play videogames for several hours in the dark or do you want to hang out while I practice one of my many energetic hobbies while you tell me about [your hyperfixation]?
April 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Hello [autistic friend] I am your assigned ADHD extrovert for the day. Would you like me to order from the drive thru for you and play videogames for several hours in the dark or do you want to hang out while I practice one of my many energetic hobbies while you tell me about [your hyperfixation]?
So today my barber was A.) sober for the first time ever and B.) really thankful that I was flexible with his schedule so he thanked me by carving my first initial into the side of my head rather than just doing the boring fade I usually get.
January 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
So today my barber was A.) sober for the first time ever and B.) really thankful that I was flexible with his schedule so he thanked me by carving my first initial into the side of my head rather than just doing the boring fade I usually get.