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Orion's Pants
@orionspants.bsky.social
they/them | artist | musician | variety streamer (https://twitch.tv/orionspantsofficial) | ceo of definitely no relation (https://www.definitelynorelation.com.au) | blovial nitwit on the radio
The Sexy Brutale is one of my fave games omg
patchdo.es Patch @patchdo.es · Sep 26
Day 3! Tonight (at the "normal" time of approx. 7:30pm AEST), I'll be live again playing through Portal 1 in a "speedrun" fashion - That is, seeing how quickly I can play with minimal yapping!

Don't miss it! twitch.tv/patchdoes

#gaza #palestine #twitch #donothon
September 26, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Just a quick note: if anyone wants to make a final gesture of goodwill to ensure their ascent to heaven during this rapture, you can gift your life savings to me: paypal.me/orionspants

You won't need them up there with God's riches.
#raptureday
September 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
This will be wild.
twitch.tv/patchdoes
September 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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I'm about to kick off my very first streamathon!

Over the next eight days, I will be streaming to raise funds to provide direct support to those directly affected in the ongoing genocide occurring in #Gaza. I aim to raise at least $500, with proceeds being donated through UNICEF and PCRF.
September 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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oh hey, i went away for a week but I'M BACK NOW! 💫 wanna hang tomorrow for some coffee & coworking & game key giveaways?! ☕🩶

endless thanks to @spiritcitylofi.bsky.social & the team at mooncube games for providing dlc & base game keys!
August 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Practicing blender and need more characters so im doing some daily raffle/giveaways.

Rules:
like♥️+ repost🔁 + follow
Leave character ref in comments
August 2, 2025 at 12:15 PM
green
July 7, 2025 at 1:20 PM
i just put myself out to join a band. haven't played live since 2017 maybe, and i really just wanna be on stage
June 28, 2025 at 5:44 AM
ugh who gives a shit (please give a shit please give a shit please give a shit)
June 27, 2025 at 1:26 PM
offers still open
PSA: send me money as a treat
June 26, 2025 at 10:28 AM
The Online Social Hellscape in which we live and breathe has been so bad for so long, that I forgot Bluesky was here.
I will try to start posting again. We'll see.
June 26, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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February will be filled with love.
February will be filled with peace.
February will be filled with healing.
February will be filled with progress.
February will be filled with blessings.
February will be filled with happiness.
February will be filled with opportunity.
January 30, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I've spent the last week or so being incredibly sleepy. But it feels good this time. I've done things, there's a reason to be tired. Beats being tired from a hard day of doing fuck all.
February 1, 2025 at 12:58 PM
It is far too hot. Help.
December 16, 2024 at 10:01 AM
i may be hungry, but i am also very hungry
December 16, 2024 at 6:32 AM
100% Full Moon over kanamaluka/Tamar River. Taken from Legana, Tasmania.

Shaky, night mode, standard shot on Samsung Galaxy S22 Ultra.
December 16, 2024 at 12:11 AM
LONG LIVE LUIGI MANGIONE.
December 10, 2024 at 11:52 AM
Idk who needs to hear this but awww biiiiiig streeeetch
December 7, 2024 at 5:15 PM
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Please help me make this reach Twitch Support (although I don't know that they have a platform here).

My account has been wrongly banned for Fraud, out of nowhere. I appealed, and it was rejected almost INSTANTLY, despite promising a human review. 🧵

x.com/PatchDoesThi...
December 5, 2024 at 1:19 PM
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December 2, 2024 at 12:31 AM
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Feeling like internet explorer for how late I was to post this. ANYWAY, always encourage your friends....or hippos. Moo Deng fit this trend so well.
December 1, 2024 at 6:26 AM
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me when someone says they have a secret to tell
November 25, 2024 at 9:30 PM
my favourite thing on bluesky is the real estate agents and independent senate candidates making lists of middle-aged white people with somewhat progressive values and a vague understanding of what a meme might be
November 25, 2024 at 5:38 AM