The original Tacoeater
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First time for me: at the San Francisco Airport, there was a man peeing into a urinal while on FaceTime conversation. Rather than joining them at the urinal, I went into a stall and closed the door.
November 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
First time for me: at the San Francisco Airport, there was a man peeing into a urinal while on FaceTime conversation. Rather than joining them at the urinal, I went into a stall and closed the door.
Watching poor people at airport get shifted from gate to gate almost as fast as in “Airplane!” Now leaving from Gate 10. No, Gate 9. Now Gate 8….
November 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Watching poor people at airport get shifted from gate to gate almost as fast as in “Airplane!” Now leaving from Gate 10. No, Gate 9. Now Gate 8….
Sitting in the airport in San Francisco for a few hours. No hurry today, so I slept in, and rode the BART in tot eh airport
November 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Sitting in the airport in San Francisco for a few hours. No hurry today, so I slept in, and rode the BART in tot eh airport
A couple things I’ve learned staying in downtown San Francisco this week
1. Drivers like to use their horns. A lot. For 15+ seconds for each blast.
2. Jackhammers start early. And grinders. And always near your open window
3. Eating out is expensive.
1. Drivers like to use their horns. A lot. For 15+ seconds for each blast.
2. Jackhammers start early. And grinders. And always near your open window
3. Eating out is expensive.
November 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
A couple things I’ve learned staying in downtown San Francisco this week
1. Drivers like to use their horns. A lot. For 15+ seconds for each blast.
2. Jackhammers start early. And grinders. And always near your open window
3. Eating out is expensive.
1. Drivers like to use their horns. A lot. For 15+ seconds for each blast.
2. Jackhammers start early. And grinders. And always near your open window
3. Eating out is expensive.
Eating dinner at a pizza place in San Francisco where the sound system is cranking 90’s acid Jazz
November 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Eating dinner at a pizza place in San Francisco where the sound system is cranking 90’s acid Jazz
In Omaha for a wedding and it’s snowing this morning! Yay.
November 9, 2025 at 2:23 PM
In Omaha for a wedding and it’s snowing this morning! Yay.
Super excited to fly to San Francisco next week! Will my flight be canceled? Will there be hours long waits with TSA? Thanks Mr Trump.
November 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Super excited to fly to San Francisco next week! Will my flight be canceled? Will there be hours long waits with TSA? Thanks Mr Trump.
Me: Updates apps on phone
Me next day: sees that more apps need to be updated, some apps had an update dated two weeks ago? Why didn’t they update yesterday?
Me next day: sees that more apps need to be updated, some apps had an update dated two weeks ago? Why didn’t they update yesterday?
October 29, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Me: Updates apps on phone
Me next day: sees that more apps need to be updated, some apps had an update dated two weeks ago? Why didn’t they update yesterday?
Me next day: sees that more apps need to be updated, some apps had an update dated two weeks ago? Why didn’t they update yesterday?
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GUY WHO DIDNT WASH HIS HANDS AFTER HE PEED: let me tell you my opinions on politics
October 23, 2025 at 5:44 AM
GUY WHO DIDNT WASH HIS HANDS AFTER HE PEED: let me tell you my opinions on politics
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REPOST ME YOU COWARDS.
October 23, 2025 at 10:50 AM
REPOST ME YOU COWARDS.
The Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom.
October 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom.
Yea! The Diplomat is back!
October 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Yea! The Diplomat is back!
If the kiosk doesn’t have printer paper, you can’t fill out the survey telling them they are out of printer paper😉
October 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
If the kiosk doesn’t have printer paper, you can’t fill out the survey telling them they are out of printer paper😉
Watching Price is Right during the day time, just like when I was home sick as a kid. (At the dentist office waiting room)
October 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Watching Price is Right during the day time, just like when I was home sick as a kid. (At the dentist office waiting room)
Been listening to podcasts about Superman and DCEU. All the speakers seem to be saying “Hot Girl” instead of “Hawk Girl”. Maybe I’m just hearing it wrong.
October 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Been listening to podcasts about Superman and DCEU. All the speakers seem to be saying “Hot Girl” instead of “Hawk Girl”. Maybe I’m just hearing it wrong.
There’s a smoothie king conveniently next to the lab. They know that once you give blood, you can break your fast and drink down a smoothie
October 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
There’s a smoothie king conveniently next to the lab. They know that once you give blood, you can break your fast and drink down a smoothie
Getting lab work done today. All the seats are filled and all the patients are older than me
October 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Getting lab work done today. All the seats are filled and all the patients are older than me
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The Portland protest frog has done more to protect American democracy and fight fascism than all but the tiniest handful of elected officials
October 9, 2025 at 6:06 AM
The Portland protest frog has done more to protect American democracy and fight fascism than all but the tiniest handful of elected officials
Working from home with a fever. Critical system upgrade canceled after several users said they weren’t prepared for this update.
September 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Working from home with a fever. Critical system upgrade canceled after several users said they weren’t prepared for this update.
Did the Oklahoma Department of Education IT staff put porn blockers on their network? Is that why the commissioner resigned?
September 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Did the Oklahoma Department of Education IT staff put porn blockers on their network? Is that why the commissioner resigned?
What does it say about me that neither me nor anyone I know where raptured?
September 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
What does it say about me that neither me nor anyone I know where raptured?
Was going to watch Kimmel tonight, but the St Louis ABC affiliate is showing some amateur National news show.
September 24, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Was going to watch Kimmel tonight, but the St Louis ABC affiliate is showing some amateur National news show.
Did I miss the rapture?
September 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Did I miss the rapture?
Maybe they’ll unbox the Epstein files at the Kirk rally
September 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Maybe they’ll unbox the Epstein files at the Kirk rally